Colorado Otter
@colootter.bsky.social
Trying to fulfill the 3 "S"s: Silly, Slutty, Sleepy 🤗 😜 usually NSFW
The fun stuff is here 😏
https://linktr.ee/Colootter
The fun stuff is here 😏
https://linktr.ee/Colootter
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Heads up, if you're getting burnt out from work and you take three days off for a quick break, it does not help.
I repeat, it does not help 😭🫠
I repeat, it does not help 😭🫠
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Heads up, if you're getting burnt out from work and you take three days off for a quick break, it does not help.
I repeat, it does not help 😭🫠
I repeat, it does not help 😭🫠
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we can all benefit from @colootter.bsky.social's wisdom 😌
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
we can all benefit from @colootter.bsky.social's wisdom 😌
Sometimes you just have to send an ass pic in the group chat to remind them it's fat
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Sometimes you just have to send an ass pic in the group chat to remind them it's fat
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I'm not one for heartfelt moments so instead here is a glimpse at the goofy shenanigans from the past year. @colootter.bsky.social you annoy me just as much now as you did a year ago and I wouldn't have it any other way 😎
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I'm not one for heartfelt moments so instead here is a glimpse at the goofy shenanigans from the past year. @colootter.bsky.social you annoy me just as much now as you did a year ago and I wouldn't have it any other way 😎
Dearest Dommy, one year ago today we started talking and haven't missed a day since. Thank you for being one of the most incredible, amazing, beautiful, sexy, and annoying person I know ❤️ Getting to know you has been the highlight of my year 🫶 will not apologize for the pics 😘 @xdom1n1cx.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Dearest Dommy, one year ago today we started talking and haven't missed a day since. Thank you for being one of the most incredible, amazing, beautiful, sexy, and annoying person I know ❤️ Getting to know you has been the highlight of my year 🫶 will not apologize for the pics 😘 @xdom1n1cx.bsky.social
Can we please get an edit option. Like oh my god
Alright I will as hesitant, but the F1 movie was absolute fucking incredible
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Can we please get an edit option. Like oh my god
Alright I will as hesitant, but the F1 movie was absolute fucking incredible
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Alright I will as hesitant, but the F1 movie was absolute fucking incredible
365 of 365. Absolutely incredible. 10/10 recommend this playlist
Song of The Day - (365/365):
ARTIST - FKA twigs
SONG - Love Crimes
ARTIST - FKA twigs
SONG - Love Crimes
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
365 of 365. Absolutely incredible. 10/10 recommend this playlist
Lord of the Rings movie marathon with two of the most splendid boys alive. Definitely the best way to spend a hungover New Years
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Lord of the Rings movie marathon with two of the most splendid boys alive. Definitely the best way to spend a hungover New Years
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New year, same annoying progress pics
January 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
New year, same annoying progress pics
Y'all just like me for my dick, I get it
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Y'all just like me for my dick, I get it
I think 2026 is the year I get more dramatic. Be more messy.
a woman with long hair is smiling and holding a towel with the words should i written below her
Alt: a woman with long hair is smiling and holding a towel with the words should i written below her
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January 1, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I think 2026 is the year I get more dramatic. Be more messy.
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I'm not going to do much for the New Year New Me bullshit.
2025 was in so many ways the worst year of my life.
But I also have made some of the best connections and friendships because of this silly app, so for that I am grateful. I have 3 hours to go, but Happy New Year everyone 🥳
2025 was in so many ways the worst year of my life.
But I also have made some of the best connections and friendships because of this silly app, so for that I am grateful. I have 3 hours to go, but Happy New Year everyone 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I'm not going to do much for the New Year New Me bullshit.
2025 was in so many ways the worst year of my life.
But I also have made some of the best connections and friendships because of this silly app, so for that I am grateful. I have 3 hours to go, but Happy New Year everyone 🥳
2025 was in so many ways the worst year of my life.
But I also have made some of the best connections and friendships because of this silly app, so for that I am grateful. I have 3 hours to go, but Happy New Year everyone 🥳
Do you think it's possible to play Chicken Foot by yourself?
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Do you think it's possible to play Chicken Foot by yourself?
I did it.
Congrats to me for winning and a Happy New Year 🎊
Bsky is amazing and wonderful for the people on it 🫶
Congrats to me for winning and a Happy New Year 🎊
Bsky is amazing and wonderful for the people on it 🫶
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I did it.
Congrats to me for winning and a Happy New Year 🎊
Bsky is amazing and wonderful for the people on it 🫶
Congrats to me for winning and a Happy New Year 🎊
Bsky is amazing and wonderful for the people on it 🫶
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Celebrating the final Humpday of the year! 🫡
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Celebrating the final Humpday of the year! 🫡
I've reached the point of my life were waking up at 7:15 is considered "sleeping in" 🫠
December 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I've reached the point of my life were waking up at 7:15 is considered "sleeping in" 🫠
I need another beer from the fridge but Wookie is on my lap... So someone needs to grab me one
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I need another beer from the fridge but Wookie is on my lap... So someone needs to grab me one
POV: you're inventory and I'm about to DO you
December 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
POV: you're inventory and I'm about to DO you