Secret Squirrel
@secretsquidgle.bsky.social
Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
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Economists:But I thought you wanted growth?
Labour : Not that kind of growth. The imaginary kind that comes from 3rd runways, less consumer protection and not solving Social Care.
The Emperors New Growth.
Labour : Not that kind of growth. The imaginary kind that comes from 3rd runways, less consumer protection and not solving Social Care.
The Emperors New Growth.
Wordle 1,689 3/6*
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February 2, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Wordle 1,689 3/6*
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Woke James Bond yes.
I mean that as a compliment.
I mean that as a compliment.
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Woke James Bond yes.
I mean that as a compliment.
I mean that as a compliment.
February 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Except none of the top 3 are for sale in the UK.
Theres a problem but theres also some misleading briefing equating every biggish 4x4 on the road to a Dodge Ram.
Theres a problem but theres also some misleading briefing equating every biggish 4x4 on the road to a Dodge Ram.
February 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Except none of the top 3 are for sale in the UK.
Theres a problem but theres also some misleading briefing equating every biggish 4x4 on the road to a Dodge Ram.
Theres a problem but theres also some misleading briefing equating every biggish 4x4 on the road to a Dodge Ram.
100%. I’m a Microsoft Copilot user - it’s got progressively worse with each release.
What used to take it seconds now takes it an ages.
What used to take it seconds now takes it an ages.
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
100%. I’m a Microsoft Copilot user - it’s got progressively worse with each release.
What used to take it seconds now takes it an ages.
What used to take it seconds now takes it an ages.
When did you last check before then?
There’s a reason it’s called retirement planning.
There’s a reason it’s called retirement planning.
February 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
When did you last check before then?
There’s a reason it’s called retirement planning.
There’s a reason it’s called retirement planning.
Wordle 1,688 4/6*
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February 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Wordle 1,688 4/6*
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Let’s hope they get Neue Klasse style battery packs in the next versions. Though that’s years away.
January 31, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Let’s hope they get Neue Klasse style battery packs in the next versions. Though that’s years away.
Reposted by Secret Squirrel
Living the dream.
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Living the dream.
Wordle 1,687 4/6*
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January 31, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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Presumably to distract from the Minneapolis murders and the arrests of Journalists?
January 30, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Presumably to distract from the Minneapolis murders and the arrests of Journalists?
Apparently the backpack he was wearing with the gun inside wasn’t admissible as evidence. 🤯
Presumably someone fucked the evidence chain up really really badly.
Presumably someone fucked the evidence chain up really really badly.
January 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Apparently the backpack he was wearing with the gun inside wasn’t admissible as evidence. 🤯
Presumably someone fucked the evidence chain up really really badly.
Presumably someone fucked the evidence chain up really really badly.
If it sinks will 3 more islands pop up in its place?
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If it sinks will 3 more islands pop up in its place?
Oooo how can I get added pls?
January 30, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Oooo how can I get added pls?
Lucky Yanks!
America’s most explodey eBike company is back!
America’s most explodey eBike company is back!
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Lucky Yanks!
America’s most explodey eBike company is back!
America’s most explodey eBike company is back!
And yet directly next to your post….🤔
January 30, 2026 at 9:21 AM
And yet directly next to your post….🤔
And yet 400 odd Labour MP’s do his bidding day in and day out.
“Labour hate him” is a whopper of a generalisation. I’m sure some factions do - but not enough to matter.
“Labour hate him” is a whopper of a generalisation. I’m sure some factions do - but not enough to matter.
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 AM
And yet 400 odd Labour MP’s do his bidding day in and day out.
“Labour hate him” is a whopper of a generalisation. I’m sure some factions do - but not enough to matter.
“Labour hate him” is a whopper of a generalisation. I’m sure some factions do - but not enough to matter.
Wordle 1,686 5/6*
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January 30, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Wordle 1,686 5/6*
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My wife still laughs at all my awful puns and wordplay jokes.
I keep telling her not to encourage me but she still does bless her.
I keep telling her not to encourage me but she still does bless her.
January 29, 2026 at 10:21 AM
My wife still laughs at all my awful puns and wordplay jokes.
I keep telling her not to encourage me but she still does bless her.
I keep telling her not to encourage me but she still does bless her.
Wordle 1,685 4/6*
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January 29, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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On way home from Lon after a *few* pints with a 1000 ppl webinar scheduled at 9am tomorrow.
Pray for me. 😬
Pray for me. 😬
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
On way home from Lon after a *few* pints with a 1000 ppl webinar scheduled at 9am tomorrow.
Pray for me. 😬
Pray for me. 😬
All Range/ Land Rover drivers are Cunts until proved otherwise.
And I say that as someone who has 2 of my besties that own one.
And I say that as someone who has 2 of my besties that own one.
January 28, 2026 at 9:40 PM
All Range/ Land Rover drivers are Cunts until proved otherwise.
And I say that as someone who has 2 of my besties that own one.
And I say that as someone who has 2 of my besties that own one.
Such a gorgeous and photo of you two.
Without wanting to be cheesey really shows the power of places like Bsky to connect like minded peeps. So glad to interact with you both. 🫶
Without wanting to be cheesey really shows the power of places like Bsky to connect like minded peeps. So glad to interact with you both. 🫶
January 28, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Such a gorgeous and photo of you two.
Without wanting to be cheesey really shows the power of places like Bsky to connect like minded peeps. So glad to interact with you both. 🫶
Without wanting to be cheesey really shows the power of places like Bsky to connect like minded peeps. So glad to interact with you both. 🫶