Secret Squirrel
secretsquidgle.bsky.social
Secret Squirrel
@secretsquidgle.bsky.social
Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
Pinned
Economists:But I thought you wanted growth?

Labour : Not that kind of growth. The imaginary kind that comes from 3rd runways, less consumer protection and not solving Social Care.

The Emperors New Growth.
Wordle 1,691 2/6*

Got it in 2 coz it was my regular 2nd word. Don’t tell me off for being lucky.

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February 4, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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Star Fleet is what you get from public investment in space.

Weyland-Yutani is what you get from private investment in space.
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Wordle 1,690 3/6*

I didn’t have long to wait for this one.

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February 3, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Wordle 1,689 3/6*

Light a celebratory one when you get this Wordle.

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February 2, 2026 at 6:24 AM
February 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Wordle 1,688 4/6*

This picture clue can be used for both word 3 and 4!

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February 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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Living the dream.
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Wordle 1,687 4/6*

Wordle isn’t giving out a lot of clues for this one.

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January 31, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Wordle 1,686 5/6*

Too me a long time to get there today. Definitely didn’t take a big jet aircraft.

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January 30, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Wordle 1,685 4/6*

One half of a 99

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January 29, 2026 at 6:54 AM
On way home from Lon after a *few* pints with a 1000 ppl webinar scheduled at 9am tomorrow.

Pray for me. 😬
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
So has anyone checked out what blocklists they are on using clearsky.app?

Apparently I’m a White Supremacist, Anti-trans, Zionist.

Which is news to me! 🤷‍♂️

But at least I’m not listed as the Lycra Mafia.

A plea, don’t outsource your blocking to a rando on Bsky who you don’t know - do it personally
ClearSky
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clearsky.app
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Wordle 1,684 5/6*

The Wordle is a harsh and something mistress.

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January 28, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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UK PEOPLE: this is REALLY IMPORTANT. If the government bans under-16s from using VPNs, then logically they must intend to REQUIRE AGE VERIFICATION FOR ALL VPN USE. Which will affect adults too!

*Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk!

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408
January 27, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Trigger warning : Rape

This article makes my piss boil. There is literally an audio tape (made by him) of consent being withdrawn and CPS still won’t prosecute the scumbag, oh and he’s a copper.

CPS failed her twice.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I accused a police officer of rape, but I ended up on trial
How a secret audio recording played in court helped clear a woman accused of making a false rape allegation.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Wordle 1,683 5/6*

This Wordle is a little bit dark. No very just a little.

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January 27, 2026 at 6:03 AM
This says it all….
More members of Liz Truss's cabinet are in Reform than in Badenoch's shadow cabinet...
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Never permit a Politician of any stripe to lie or gaslight you.

Because it ends with the State denying a murder has happened even when it was filmed in real time and obvious to everyone.
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Wordle 1,682 6/6*

They’re doing this Wordle night and day. Young and old too!

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January 26, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Wordle 1,681 3/6*

You’ll need a lot of support to get this one. Just walk the right way.

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January 25, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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FFS America, just arm yourselves and fight back. Someone needs to brings these thugs, so if you don't who the fuck will!
NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
January 24, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Big cycle event outside Henley today anyone know what it is?
January 24, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Wordle 1,680 4/6*

A bluebird flew over my Wordle.

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January 24, 2026 at 7:24 AM