Secret Squirrel
@secretsquidgle.bsky.social
Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
Pinned
Economists:But I thought you wanted growth?
Labour : Not that kind of growth. The imaginary kind that comes from 3rd runways, less consumer protection and not solving Social Care.
The Emperors New Growth.
Labour : Not that kind of growth. The imaginary kind that comes from 3rd runways, less consumer protection and not solving Social Care.
The Emperors New Growth.
Reposted by Secret Squirrel
This is Milo. He has the reflexes of a sloth and the composure of a statue. Learning catch is going to take a minute. 12/10 (TT: milocrazy8)
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This is Milo. He has the reflexes of a sloth and the composure of a statue. Learning catch is going to take a minute. 12/10 (TT: milocrazy8)
Wordle 1,691 2/6*
Got it in 2 coz it was my regular 2nd word. Don’t tell me off for being lucky.
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
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Got it in 2 coz it was my regular 2nd word. Don’t tell me off for being lucky.
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
February 4, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Wordle 1,691 2/6*
Got it in 2 coz it was my regular 2nd word. Don’t tell me off for being lucky.
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Got it in 2 coz it was my regular 2nd word. Don’t tell me off for being lucky.
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Reposted by Secret Squirrel
Star Fleet is what you get from public investment in space.
Weyland-Yutani is what you get from private investment in space.
Weyland-Yutani is what you get from private investment in space.
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Star Fleet is what you get from public investment in space.
Weyland-Yutani is what you get from private investment in space.
Weyland-Yutani is what you get from private investment in space.
Reposted by Secret Squirrel
A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
Wordle 1,690 3/6*
I didn’t have long to wait for this one.
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⬛🟨🟩⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I didn’t have long to wait for this one.
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟨🟩⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
February 3, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Wordle 1,690 3/6*
I didn’t have long to wait for this one.
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟨🟩⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I didn’t have long to wait for this one.
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟨🟩⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,689 3/6*
Light a celebratory one when you get this Wordle.
⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Light a celebratory one when you get this Wordle.
⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
February 2, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Wordle 1,689 3/6*
Light a celebratory one when you get this Wordle.
⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Light a celebratory one when you get this Wordle.
⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
February 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Wordle 1,688 4/6*
This picture clue can be used for both word 3 and 4!
🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
This picture clue can be used for both word 3 and 4!
🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
February 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Wordle 1,688 4/6*
This picture clue can be used for both word 3 and 4!
🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
This picture clue can be used for both word 3 and 4!
🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Reposted by Secret Squirrel
Living the dream.
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Living the dream.
Wordle 1,687 4/6*
Wordle isn’t giving out a lot of clues for this one.
⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛
🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle isn’t giving out a lot of clues for this one.
⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛
🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Wordle 1,687 4/6*
Wordle isn’t giving out a lot of clues for this one.
⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛
🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle isn’t giving out a lot of clues for this one.
⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛
🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,686 5/6*
Too me a long time to get there today. Definitely didn’t take a big jet aircraft.
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Too me a long time to get there today. Definitely didn’t take a big jet aircraft.
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Wordle 1,686 5/6*
Too me a long time to get there today. Definitely didn’t take a big jet aircraft.
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Too me a long time to get there today. Definitely didn’t take a big jet aircraft.
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,685 4/6*
One half of a 99
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⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
One half of a 99
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Wordle 1,685 4/6*
One half of a 99
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
One half of a 99
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
On way home from Lon after a *few* pints with a 1000 ppl webinar scheduled at 9am tomorrow.
Pray for me. 😬
Pray for me. 😬
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
On way home from Lon after a *few* pints with a 1000 ppl webinar scheduled at 9am tomorrow.
Pray for me. 😬
Pray for me. 😬
So has anyone checked out what blocklists they are on using clearsky.app?
Apparently I’m a White Supremacist, Anti-trans, Zionist.
Which is news to me! 🤷♂️
But at least I’m not listed as the Lycra Mafia.
A plea, don’t outsource your blocking to a rando on Bsky who you don’t know - do it personally
Apparently I’m a White Supremacist, Anti-trans, Zionist.
Which is news to me! 🤷♂️
But at least I’m not listed as the Lycra Mafia.
A plea, don’t outsource your blocking to a rando on Bsky who you don’t know - do it personally
ClearSky
ClearSky - Bringing information closer to you
clearsky.app
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
So has anyone checked out what blocklists they are on using clearsky.app?
Apparently I’m a White Supremacist, Anti-trans, Zionist.
Which is news to me! 🤷♂️
But at least I’m not listed as the Lycra Mafia.
A plea, don’t outsource your blocking to a rando on Bsky who you don’t know - do it personally
Apparently I’m a White Supremacist, Anti-trans, Zionist.
Which is news to me! 🤷♂️
But at least I’m not listed as the Lycra Mafia.
A plea, don’t outsource your blocking to a rando on Bsky who you don’t know - do it personally
Wordle 1,684 5/6*
The Wordle is a harsh and something mistress.
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🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨
🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
The Wordle is a harsh and something mistress.
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🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨
🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛
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January 28, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Wordle 1,684 5/6*
The Wordle is a harsh and something mistress.
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🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨
🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
The Wordle is a harsh and something mistress.
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨
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Reposted by Secret Squirrel
UK PEOPLE: this is REALLY IMPORTANT. If the government bans under-16s from using VPNs, then logically they must intend to REQUIRE AGE VERIFICATION FOR ALL VPN USE. Which will affect adults too!
*Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk!
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408
*Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk!
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408
January 27, 2026 at 12:20 PM
UK PEOPLE: this is REALLY IMPORTANT. If the government bans under-16s from using VPNs, then logically they must intend to REQUIRE AGE VERIFICATION FOR ALL VPN USE. Which will affect adults too!
*Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk!
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408
*Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk!
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408
Trigger warning : Rape
This article makes my piss boil. There is literally an audio tape (made by him) of consent being withdrawn and CPS still won’t prosecute the scumbag, oh and he’s a copper.
CPS failed her twice.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This article makes my piss boil. There is literally an audio tape (made by him) of consent being withdrawn and CPS still won’t prosecute the scumbag, oh and he’s a copper.
CPS failed her twice.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I accused a police officer of rape, but I ended up on trial
How a secret audio recording played in court helped clear a woman accused of making a false rape allegation.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Trigger warning : Rape
This article makes my piss boil. There is literally an audio tape (made by him) of consent being withdrawn and CPS still won’t prosecute the scumbag, oh and he’s a copper.
CPS failed her twice.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This article makes my piss boil. There is literally an audio tape (made by him) of consent being withdrawn and CPS still won’t prosecute the scumbag, oh and he’s a copper.
CPS failed her twice.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Wordle 1,683 5/6*
This Wordle is a little bit dark. No very just a little.
🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩
⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
This Wordle is a little bit dark. No very just a little.
🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩
⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Wordle 1,683 5/6*
This Wordle is a little bit dark. No very just a little.
🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩
⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
This Wordle is a little bit dark. No very just a little.
🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩
⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩
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This says it all….
More members of Liz Truss's cabinet are in Reform than in Badenoch's shadow cabinet...
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 PM
This says it all….
Never permit a Politician of any stripe to lie or gaslight you.
Because it ends with the State denying a murder has happened even when it was filmed in real time and obvious to everyone.
Because it ends with the State denying a murder has happened even when it was filmed in real time and obvious to everyone.
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Never permit a Politician of any stripe to lie or gaslight you.
Because it ends with the State denying a murder has happened even when it was filmed in real time and obvious to everyone.
Because it ends with the State denying a murder has happened even when it was filmed in real time and obvious to everyone.
Wordle 1,682 6/6*
They’re doing this Wordle night and day. Young and old too!
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⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
They’re doing this Wordle night and day. Young and old too!
⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Wordle 1,682 6/6*
They’re doing this Wordle night and day. Young and old too!
⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
They’re doing this Wordle night and day. Young and old too!
⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 1,681 3/6*
You’ll need a lot of support to get this one. Just walk the right way.
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
You’ll need a lot of support to get this one. Just walk the right way.
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 25, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Wordle 1,681 3/6*
You’ll need a lot of support to get this one. Just walk the right way.
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
You’ll need a lot of support to get this one. Just walk the right way.
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Reposted by Secret Squirrel
FFS America, just arm yourselves and fight back. Someone needs to brings these thugs, so if you don't who the fuck will!
NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
January 24, 2026 at 7:20 PM
FFS America, just arm yourselves and fight back. Someone needs to brings these thugs, so if you don't who the fuck will!
Reposted by Secret Squirrel
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Big cycle event outside Henley today anyone know what it is?
January 24, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Big cycle event outside Henley today anyone know what it is?