Secret Squirrel
secretsquidgle.bsky.social
Secret Squirrel
@secretsquidgle.bsky.social
Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
This more an “are you old” list than a weird one.

19/20 for me as long as the encyclopaedias can be your parents and the Walkman can be Dixon’s own brand Saisho.

Never did the Boombox thing was wasn’t a W⚓️
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Leave The Packets in the After Eights season to all who celebrate it!

(It drives Mrs S nuts!) Hehehhe
November 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Cracking first half. Basically gave up after Aug. Green line is 2024.
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.

Fnarr.
October 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
So I’m working on a mini home automation project and looking for an ultra bright smart bulb.

Philips do a new line of bulbs that semi-replace the Hue range, called Wiz and they are much cheaper. They also do a wiz 125w equivalent whereas the best Hue is 100w.

MOAB : Mother Of All Bulbs.
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So did I. This is the mealy mouthed response.
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Borrow this little fella - virtually at least.
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Six-Seven!

If only it was this easy to vomit in Peter Theils face.
October 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sometimes the timeline loves a laugh.
October 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You’ll be unsurprised to discover that Barney Ronay is Jewish.

You’ll also be unsurprised to discover that Maccabi fans have a history of violence and racism.

www.middleeasteye.net/news/why-mac...
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's a Blitzspear.
#2000ad
October 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Disagree. All Nazis need punching.
October 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So… you like hanging around school playing fields watching kids play sports?

I’ve reported you to Nonce-watch.
October 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Especially RR Defenders. You have to be a special kind of cunt to buy one of those.

And an irredeemable cunt to add the ladder and box pack.

Worse than peado’s coz at least the peado’s mostly still leave the kids alive.

(Did I go too far?)
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
We have a new puppy who is adorable right up until the point he eats his own shit and you have to scoop it out of his mouth with you fingers.

Apart from that Im besotted with the little fella. 😍
October 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid
October 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Um.. it’s harder than it should be but it’s not that hard if you know they exist.

This is on the GWR app. “Hidden” under other tickets because it’s neither the cheapest ticket or an anytime ticket. Which makes sense for most users.
October 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’m just hanging onto the first podium spot and 3rd in the Likes Jersey points.
September 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Laura K spouting her usual shite.
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Did a chunk of the Southern loop of the @cyclinguk.bsky.social Royal Chiltern Way. Ruined it by bashing my ribs early on trying to ride up the Pangborne Dip.

A great route through the Stokes to Crowmarsh down many a Bridleway Ive never been before.

Shading towards MTB rather Gravel in the wet.
September 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
One of my TV guilty pleasures is back and looks likes it’s continuing where the Boys left off.
#genv
#theboys

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
September 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
TBF to the Graun it’s a very good article to point your Rightward drifting friends and family at.

Most immigration is Students and Work visas or their families.

You know - people whose money or work we need.
September 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Strong Battle Beyond the Stars vibes.
September 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Mercedes EVs are mostly hideous.

I have high hopes for the new CLA Estate EV though.
September 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Mercedes tend towards the handsome rather than attractive. Though personally I think the current CLE coupe and the forthcoming ‘leccy CLA shooting brake are the current cream of the crop.
September 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM