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alex 🏳️‍🌈x🏳️‍⚧️
@secretseagoat.bsky.social
the they/them astrology nerd the memes warned you about (☀️:♑️; ⬆️ ♏️). budding cinephile. lover of anime, reality tv, and a quality sitcom.
Cleaning the workroom with sound? Trans Jorgeous? A decent untucked? Velma being 39?! A 🍋 return?! Paula Abdul?? A BLH lip sync in 2025??? Oh I fear Canada’s premiere is one of the best of the year. #CanadasDragRace
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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okay as expected No Good Deed was THE moment for me and the rest is all dressing (except for literally that final frame)
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Need to eleka his nahmen asap
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
KATYA on @vipeopleshow.bsky.social?! Omg we won.
You showed up. So did we. 🌺

Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Feeling very Time Variance Authority around these parts
I could be convinced that Election Day 2025 - more importantly, the day Cheney died - we got sent into an alternate timeline.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
logging onto BlueSky
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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omg omg omg omg omg
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Another makeover challenge, another selective interpretation of “family resemblance” 🙄 #dragraceuk
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Drag Race UK judging remains trashhhhh
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I just thinks it's always a very good creative decision when filmmakers make Oscar Isaac take his clothes off.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
A seasoned queen being excellent and getting rightfully praised by judges? I never thought we’d see the day again, thank you Satín Greco #dragracees
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I hope that you not only sext me but also tell me what you think about Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Still processing this information
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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We won Bisexuals.
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
a rare W for taste and reason in 2025 🔥
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Jonathan Bailey for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025.
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’m sorry, that moment at tribal? That was a butch breaking up with their longtime girlfriend #survivor49
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The way Aaron has deserved a few handshakes this season #gbbo
a penguin is sitting at a table with a bowl of soup in front of him
ALT: a penguin is sitting at a table with a bowl of soup in front of him
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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two climates one constant….gay kissing
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I hate that THE PERFECT NEIGHBOR is the best depiction of kids being their most goofy, joyous selves all year, especially knowing where the story ends.
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Interrupting my 72nd round of rewatching the Golden Girls to instead watch the Nanny has been a true success
a cartoon of a woman applying lipstick in a taxi cab
ALT: a cartoon of a woman applying lipstick in a taxi cab
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Been too long since I’ve seen Thicc & Stick on the skyline so here you go
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
October 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM