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alex 💋
@secretseagoat.bsky.social
the they/them astrology nerd the memes warned you about. budding cinephile. lover of anime, reality tv, and a quality sitcom.
cooked, washed, put away, zooted while being v cute imo
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Queers keeping up text message chain mail is truly a mark of enduring community
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the biceps omgggg
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Still thinking about this split screen #CanadasDragRace
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Cleaning the workroom with sound? Trans Jorgeous? A decent untucked? Velma being 39?! A 🍋 return?! Paula Abdul?? A BLH lip sync in 2025??? Oh I fear Canada’s premiere is one of the best of the year. #CanadasDragRace
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Need to eleka his nahmen asap
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A seasoned queen being excellent and getting rightfully praised by judges? I never thought we’d see the day again, thank you Satín Greco #dragracees
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
a rare W for taste and reason in 2025 🔥
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Been too long since I’ve seen Thicc & Stick on the skyline so here you go
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
October 3rd remains a critical day in this household
October 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Continuing the great Traitors tradition of not fully knowing someone’s name?! Iconic. #dragraceuk
October 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Nyongbella is to be protected at all costs #dragraceuk
October 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
“Imagine saying the worst day of your life was yesterday and wearing that today.” 💀 #dragraceuk
October 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
My favorite reviews of /The History of Sound/
September 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"I can't hang out, I'm needed elsewhere."
September 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Specifically from Tom or Toby #gbbo
September 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
my FYP still is wild(ly on point)
September 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
September 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Survivor: Australia v The World is one of the greatest seasons of Survivor I have watched and it nails the finish. WHAT an ending! #survivorau
September 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I really adore my backyard
September 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Forever my queen
September 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Starting Tribal Council 30 minutes in to a 70-minute episode?! #survivorAU
September 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thank you, Alyssa Edwards
August 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Okay, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the one ring to Mordor:
August 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This queen 👑
August 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM