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@seaskeets.bsky.social
Local woman seeks distraction from the horrors.
All Garfield.
All Garfield.
A lot of fucking handwringing on the right about ideological diversity in higher ed but no one seems to give a shit that ICE is full of literal murderous fascists
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
A lot of fucking handwringing on the right about ideological diversity in higher ed but no one seems to give a shit that ICE is full of literal murderous fascists
I feel for Loop. Ouch.
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I feel for Loop. Ouch.
I’ve never once seen someone apologize for being white or ask someone to apologize for being white. On the contrary, I’ve seen MANY white people say they’re not going to apologize for being white *anymore.*
December 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I’ve never once seen someone apologize for being white or ask someone to apologize for being white. On the contrary, I’ve seen MANY white people say they’re not going to apologize for being white *anymore.*
Reporting live from my BIL’s
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Reporting live from my BIL’s
Staring down the barrel of a 19th inning
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Staring down the barrel of a 19th inning
I’ll volunteer to pitch but it might take me a min to get to the stadium, so if someone is closer they should go first.
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I’ll volunteer to pitch but it might take me a min to get to the stadium, so if someone is closer they should go first.
This is a War of Attrition at this point.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This is a War of Attrition at this point.
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social your insights on @ifbookspod.bsky.social this week wrt to der Führer research brings to mind this Kenneth Burke essay (orig published 1939) that’s a pretty big deal in the field of rhetorical criticism, wanted to share! www.csun.edu/~hfspc002/44...
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September 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social your insights on @ifbookspod.bsky.social this week wrt to der Führer research brings to mind this Kenneth Burke essay (orig published 1939) that’s a pretty big deal in the field of rhetorical criticism, wanted to share! www.csun.edu/~hfspc002/44...
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FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now
September 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now
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What’s the charge? Assault with a sandwich? A succulent, footlong sandwich?
Man Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C.
www.nytimes.com
August 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
What’s the charge? Assault with a sandwich? A succulent, footlong sandwich?
I know I’m not the crowd but the fact that my Instagram feed is flooded with hardcore Swifties losing their minds about the fact that Taylor is deliberate about dates and times that albums are announced is just too silly. The Taylor numerology is out of control.
August 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I know I’m not the crowd but the fact that my Instagram feed is flooded with hardcore Swifties losing their minds about the fact that Taylor is deliberate about dates and times that albums are announced is just too silly. The Taylor numerology is out of control.
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Someone wanna send this to the Israel/Iran group chat so they know?
June 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Someone wanna send this to the Israel/Iran group chat so they know?
OKC Thunder ultimate dad team with multiple players stepping in to get Hartenstein to support his baby’s head while on the podium
June 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
OKC Thunder ultimate dad team with multiple players stepping in to get Hartenstein to support his baby’s head while on the podium
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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
Happy March Madness. I made this. Please clap.
March 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Happy March Madness. I made this. Please clap.
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The U.S. government depends on a carefully constructed system of checks and balances, including the Executive, the Legislature, the Judiciary, and of course, just some random, unelected guy who takes a lot of ketamine and basically does whatever he wants.
February 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The U.S. government depends on a carefully constructed system of checks and balances, including the Executive, the Legislature, the Judiciary, and of course, just some random, unelected guy who takes a lot of ketamine and basically does whatever he wants.
Behind the Scenes Severance opening credits youtu.be/LCUze7kuNas
Ben's Claymation | Parks and Recreation
YouTube video by Parks and Recreation
youtu.be
February 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Behind the Scenes Severance opening credits youtu.be/LCUze7kuNas
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What a stat.
Also, what U.S.-grown crops are all the new vegans going to be eating in this scenario?
Also, what U.S.-grown crops are all the new vegans going to be eating in this scenario?
- on.ft.com/40TiKFR via @financialtimes.com
"According to a survey carried out by the National Council of Agricultural Employers in 2020, just 337 US-born workers applied for the 97,691 season agricultural jobs advertised between March and May that year"
"According to a survey carried out by the National Council of Agricultural Employers in 2020, just 337 US-born workers applied for the 97,691 season agricultural jobs advertised between March and May that year"
‘We’ll all have to go vegan’: Wisconsin dairy farmers fret over immigration crackdown
Business groups warn agriculture sector will collapse without foreign labour
on.ft.com
February 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
What a stat.
Also, what U.S.-grown crops are all the new vegans going to be eating in this scenario?
Also, what U.S.-grown crops are all the new vegans going to be eating in this scenario?
Logged into X dot com today for the first time in months and what the actual fuck. How did it get that much worse?
February 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Logged into X dot com today for the first time in months and what the actual fuck. How did it get that much worse?
Honestly, who could’ve imagined this guy would help spur the dumbest fucking people on the planet to dismantle the American government, but here we are. Much fash. Very oligarch.
February 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Honestly, who could’ve imagined this guy would help spur the dumbest fucking people on the planet to dismantle the American government, but here we are. Much fash. Very oligarch.
@minakimes.bsky.social respect your Jerry Maguire draft pick. I realized on a recent rewatch that Dorothy seriously deserves better and the real love story is Jerry and Rod ❤️❤️❤️
February 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
@minakimes.bsky.social respect your Jerry Maguire draft pick. I realized on a recent rewatch that Dorothy seriously deserves better and the real love story is Jerry and Rod ❤️❤️❤️