Sean Leahy
@seanrleahy.bsky.social
Punk rock, football and design systems. he/him.
Watching this misery in a traffic jam is top stuff.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Watching this misery in a traffic jam is top stuff.
I have joined the Radiohead resale queue so many times I am now considered a bot by the ticketing corporations.
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I have joined the Radiohead resale queue so many times I am now considered a bot by the ticketing corporations.
Right, fine The Futureheads Christmas Album; You make a cromulent point.
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Right, fine The Futureheads Christmas Album; You make a cromulent point.
Got to adjust to waking up and deciphering countless bipolar posts about cricket.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Got to adjust to waking up and deciphering countless bipolar posts about cricket.
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"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
Just had an email from my dentist with the subject “Festive opening hours”.
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Just had an email from my dentist with the subject “Festive opening hours”.
How often do you reckon twins get mixed up when they’re babies?
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
How often do you reckon twins get mixed up when they’re babies?
My 13yo daughter has become accidentally obsessed with mmm mmm mmm mmm by Crash Test Dummies.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My 13yo daughter has become accidentally obsessed with mmm mmm mmm mmm by Crash Test Dummies.
New Converge incoming!!
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
New Converge incoming!!
I cannot recommend enough the game “i will strangle a horse”
My first ever game "i will strangle a horse" has recieved its first substantial update! 7 new ways to die! many more silly choices! Ladder Amnesia!
free to play right here and right now!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
#textadventure
#indiegame
free to play right here and right now!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
#textadventure
#indiegame
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I cannot recommend enough the game “i will strangle a horse”
TROY BLEEDIN’ PARROTT!!1 LOOK OUT WORLD CUP
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
TROY BLEEDIN’ PARROTT!!1 LOOK OUT WORLD CUP
Reposted by Sean Leahy
Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
Torment Nexus feature update:
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Torment Nexus feature update:
Reposted by Sean Leahy
![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Let’s hear it for reasonably priced merch for touring bands.
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Let’s hear it for reasonably priced merch for touring bands.
Remember when you used to see a music video for the first time and it just gripped you? This is something else.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Remember when you used to see a music video for the first time and it just gripped you? This is something else.
Sick to death of being punched in the gut by association football.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sick to death of being punched in the gut by association football.
Check in with your mates. We’re in this together.
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Check in with your mates. We’re in this together.
The final is always the worst episode of Traitors, but fair dos, that was actually a good one. Genuinely surprised how good the celeb version was.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The final is always the worst episode of Traitors, but fair dos, that was actually a good one. Genuinely surprised how good the celeb version was.
First mulled wine of the season inbound.
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
First mulled wine of the season inbound.
For fleeting moment last night, my face was projected 30ft tall to ten thousand people at Alexandra Palace.
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
For fleeting moment last night, my face was projected 30ft tall to ten thousand people at Alexandra Palace.
So how was the Turnstile show, Sean? Oh yeah, not bad. I cried in the pit.
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
So how was the Turnstile show, Sean? Oh yeah, not bad. I cried in the pit.
NYC, that is the juice.
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
NYC, that is the juice.