seancarpenter.bsky.social
@seancarpenter.bsky.social
Magician - Writer - Procrastinator
Will follow back if you are a magic, comedy or crime fiction person.
Will follow back if you are a magic, comedy or crime fiction person.
I bet Twitter is currently full of people asking why there isn't a White Friday.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I bet Twitter is currently full of people asking why there isn't a White Friday.
Today's winner of the 'most random graffiti seen in Staffordshire' award goes to ...
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Today's winner of the 'most random graffiti seen in Staffordshire' award goes to ...
BBC News headlines are getting blunter since the Trump thing ...
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BBC News headlines are getting blunter since the Trump thing ...
@stevehyett.bsky.social Were you aware of this 'fact' about Klingons? Really? How exactly was this information revealed in an episode of Star Trek?
My husband turned me on to Star Trek. At first, I found Spock really hot. Then, I learned that Klingons have two dicks. Suddenly, I'm fascinated by Worf.
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
@stevehyett.bsky.social Were you aware of this 'fact' about Klingons? Really? How exactly was this information revealed in an episode of Star Trek?
Excellent trolling. 5 stars.
Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.
Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
www.nytimes.com
October 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Excellent trolling. 5 stars.
I see Louis CK is doing a two-hander with Jimmy Carr in Riyadh. Makes a change from his usual one-handers.
September 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I see Louis CK is doing a two-hander with Jimmy Carr in Riyadh. Makes a change from his usual one-handers.
The Welsh for 'danger' is 'peril' said in the voice of Gollum.
September 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The Welsh for 'danger' is 'peril' said in the voice of Gollum.
Rare sighting in the wild.
August 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Rare sighting in the wild.
I still maintain that this is the best joke that has ever been posted on Bluesky. One like.
Here is an erotic picture, especially for the visually impaired.
August 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I still maintain that this is the best joke that has ever been posted on Bluesky. One like.
This Airbnb is confusing me. The washing machine is a Hoover, the fridge is a Samsung and the WiFi is supplied by the Shell oil company.
August 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This Airbnb is confusing me. The washing machine is a Hoover, the fridge is a Samsung and the WiFi is supplied by the Shell oil company.
Update: Putin messed around at Alaska summit.
Not feeling overly confident myself...
https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/trump-putin-summit-economic-incentives-8h0vgnnt5
https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/trump-putin-summit-economic-incentives-8h0vgnnt5
Trump says Putin will not ‘mess around' at Alaska summit
The US president said it was a victory that his Russian counterpart was coming to Alaska, but a potential later meeting with Zelensky would be ‘more important'
www.thetimes.com
August 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Update: Putin messed around at Alaska summit.
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I'm sure if there's one person the Nobel Peace Prize committee look to for guidance, it's definitely Benjamin Netanyahu.
lmao -- Netanyahu tells Trump he's nominated him for the Nobel Prize
July 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I'm sure if there's one person the Nobel Peace Prize committee look to for guidance, it's definitely Benjamin Netanyahu.
The idea that Musk is in the 'middle' of politics. Exactly like Rory Stewart would be if he did Nazi salutes, wanted to stop intenational aid and disowned one of his own children.
July 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The idea that Musk is in the 'middle' of politics. Exactly like Rory Stewart would be if he did Nazi salutes, wanted to stop intenational aid and disowned one of his own children.
Post a celeb you've been told you resemble. Luckily I still have this in a folder from Twitter. Travolta and Lyndhurst were about a week apart.
July 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Post a celeb you've been told you resemble. Luckily I still have this in a folder from Twitter. Travolta and Lyndhurst were about a week apart.
Me: "show less like this"
Bluesky algorithm: "Ooooooooh, he interacted with that! It must be what he's into."
Bluesky algorithm: "Ooooooooh, he interacted with that! It must be what he's into."
June 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Me: "show less like this"
Bluesky algorithm: "Ooooooooh, he interacted with that! It must be what he's into."
Bluesky algorithm: "Ooooooooh, he interacted with that! It must be what he's into."
This is clearly the same bloke with and without the wig.
🔴 NEW: It took John Swinney two and a half months to secure a key meeting with Sir Jim Ratcliffe on the future for workers at Grangemouth – and the billionaire only spared half an hour of his time on a video call.
Find out more: theferret.scot/swinn...
Find out more: theferret.scot/swinn...
June 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is clearly the same bloke with and without the wig.
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What do we think?🤔
Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious.
Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story!
So, what’s going on here?
Let’s take a look!👀
🧵
1/13
Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious.
Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story!
So, what’s going on here?
Let’s take a look!👀
🧵
1/13
June 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
What do we think?🤔
Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious.
Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story!
So, what’s going on here?
Let’s take a look!👀
🧵
1/13
Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious.
Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story!
So, what’s going on here?
Let’s take a look!👀
🧵
1/13
Oh go on, I'll play. Post a banger that's not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IoK...
June 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Oh go on, I'll play. Post a banger that's not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IoK...
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Keir Starmer leads Nigel Farage by 15pts on who Britons think would be the best PM
Starmer (44%) vs Farage (29%)
Starmer (36%) vs Badenoch (25%)
Starmer (27%) vs Davey (25%)
Davey (41%) vs Farage (27%)
Davey (33%) vs Badenoch (21%)
Badenoch (29%) vs Farage (25%)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
Starmer (44%) vs Farage (29%)
Starmer (36%) vs Badenoch (25%)
Starmer (27%) vs Davey (25%)
Davey (41%) vs Farage (27%)
Davey (33%) vs Badenoch (21%)
Badenoch (29%) vs Farage (25%)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
May 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Keir Starmer leads Nigel Farage by 15pts on who Britons think would be the best PM
Starmer (44%) vs Farage (29%)
Starmer (36%) vs Badenoch (25%)
Starmer (27%) vs Davey (25%)
Davey (41%) vs Farage (27%)
Davey (33%) vs Badenoch (21%)
Badenoch (29%) vs Farage (25%)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
Starmer (44%) vs Farage (29%)
Starmer (36%) vs Badenoch (25%)
Starmer (27%) vs Davey (25%)
Davey (41%) vs Farage (27%)
Davey (33%) vs Badenoch (21%)
Badenoch (29%) vs Farage (25%)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
From the picture, I'm guessing that Starmer said something mean about Spandau Ballet.
May 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
From the picture, I'm guessing that Starmer said something mean about Spandau Ballet.
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Island of Strangers - by @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
May 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Island of Strangers - by @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
I had to do a google seach for the names of US basketball teams for today's #Connections and now my Bluesky Discover feed is full of bloody basketball content.
April 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I had to do a google seach for the names of US basketball teams for today's #Connections and now my Bluesky Discover feed is full of bloody basketball content.
I'm sure I remember British Steel getting closed down in 1986.
April 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I'm sure I remember British Steel getting closed down in 1986.
Apparently, if John and George were still alive it would have made Ringo balder!
April 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Apparently, if John and George were still alive it would have made Ringo balder!