seanalyn
@seanalyn.bsky.social
She/her. Ratchet Lady Gaga, designer, and chronic anxious oversharer. Lover of trains, healthcare, humans, food, and cats. Foremost expert on graboids and condors.
Well this is certainly motivating me to work out and eat better so I don’t end up looking like those withered old bags of beef jerky
The US Department of Health and Human Services just released this video.
February 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Well this is certainly motivating me to work out and eat better so I don’t end up looking like those withered old bags of beef jerky
I have also never said the words “gnarly” or “gang gang” so much in my life.
And Im a Californian elder millennial so trust me both words are in my vocab
And Im a Californian elder millennial so trust me both words are in my vocab
I’m learning the dance with full formation for KATSEYE’s Gnarly in my latest dance class and it’s very hard to be serious when the direction is
Ok Danielas you cross to the right on “boring ass bitch”
Or
Alright Laras now you move forward on the second “gang gang” not the second “gang”
Ok Danielas you cross to the right on “boring ass bitch”
Or
Alright Laras now you move forward on the second “gang gang” not the second “gang”
February 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I have also never said the words “gnarly” or “gang gang” so much in my life.
And Im a Californian elder millennial so trust me both words are in my vocab
And Im a Californian elder millennial so trust me both words are in my vocab
I’m learning the dance with full formation for KATSEYE’s Gnarly in my latest dance class and it’s very hard to be serious when the direction is
Ok Danielas you cross to the right on “boring ass bitch”
Or
Alright Laras now you move forward on the second “gang gang” not the second “gang”
Ok Danielas you cross to the right on “boring ass bitch”
Or
Alright Laras now you move forward on the second “gang gang” not the second “gang”
February 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I’m learning the dance with full formation for KATSEYE’s Gnarly in my latest dance class and it’s very hard to be serious when the direction is
Ok Danielas you cross to the right on “boring ass bitch”
Or
Alright Laras now you move forward on the second “gang gang” not the second “gang”
Ok Danielas you cross to the right on “boring ass bitch”
Or
Alright Laras now you move forward on the second “gang gang” not the second “gang”
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Guillotines are too fast.
Oubliettes.
Oubliettes.
February 17, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Guillotines are too fast.
Oubliettes.
Oubliettes.
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Hollywood is COOKED
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Hollywood is COOKED
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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The way they would talk about this woman like she was 600lb
February 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
The way they would talk about this woman like she was 600lb
You know the whole “it takes a village to raise a child” thing? Well where do you think that village comes from? Childless adults.
So let’s stop shaming our aunties and uncles for not having their own. Who else will spoil kids AND be their confidant when mom and dad are lame? Aunties that’s who 😎
So let’s stop shaming our aunties and uncles for not having their own. Who else will spoil kids AND be their confidant when mom and dad are lame? Aunties that’s who 😎
Yes there's got to be some people not overstreched to give parents relief. If we all had kids well...
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
You know the whole “it takes a village to raise a child” thing? Well where do you think that village comes from? Childless adults.
So let’s stop shaming our aunties and uncles for not having their own. Who else will spoil kids AND be their confidant when mom and dad are lame? Aunties that’s who 😎
So let’s stop shaming our aunties and uncles for not having their own. Who else will spoil kids AND be their confidant when mom and dad are lame? Aunties that’s who 😎
Yes just like I’ve made peace with the fact that there are already too many children in this world struggling for basic necessities so I can either contribute to the problem or spend my money and time helping those in need while spoiling my nieces and nephews
Plus adoption and fostering are options
Plus adoption and fostering are options
Have you made peace with the fact that you will not have children or more children?
February 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Yes just like I’ve made peace with the fact that there are already too many children in this world struggling for basic necessities so I can either contribute to the problem or spend my money and time helping those in need while spoiling my nieces and nephews
Plus adoption and fostering are options
Plus adoption and fostering are options
My boss’s video producer husband (apparently the video husband/designer wife is a thing) overheard me say on zoom there’s no Frame.io share button in After Effects like the rest of Adobe so he chimed in saying there was
Turns out I was right, I just slacked her to gloat on my behalf to her husband
Turns out I was right, I just slacked her to gloat on my behalf to her husband
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February 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
My boss’s video producer husband (apparently the video husband/designer wife is a thing) overheard me say on zoom there’s no Frame.io share button in After Effects like the rest of Adobe so he chimed in saying there was
Turns out I was right, I just slacked her to gloat on my behalf to her husband
Turns out I was right, I just slacked her to gloat on my behalf to her husband
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This is why everything you like has gotten worse. Your favorite restaurant closed? Landlords. Your friends are too busy to hang out? Landlords. Your TV has ads? Believe it or not, in a roundabout way, landlords.
if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
February 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This is why everything you like has gotten worse. Your favorite restaurant closed? Landlords. Your friends are too busy to hang out? Landlords. Your TV has ads? Believe it or not, in a roundabout way, landlords.
One thing getting overlooked with Wuthering Heights is the soundtrack. It’s not a soundtrack is a Charli xcx concept album and a beautiful follow up to BRAT. The party girl falls hopelessly in love
Only snippets of songs are used in the film so I think people will be surprised to find it’s an album
Only snippets of songs are used in the film so I think people will be surprised to find it’s an album
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
One thing getting overlooked with Wuthering Heights is the soundtrack. It’s not a soundtrack is a Charli xcx concept album and a beautiful follow up to BRAT. The party girl falls hopelessly in love
Only snippets of songs are used in the film so I think people will be surprised to find it’s an album
Only snippets of songs are used in the film so I think people will be surprised to find it’s an album
If you want to make out furiously with your partner and do over the pant stuff in the back of the movie theater after the lights come on while 3 40 year old women watch then Wuthering Heights is for you
This is a good review ftw. Sorry to the bro who thought they were hidden 😂
This is a good review ftw. Sorry to the bro who thought they were hidden 😂
February 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
If you want to make out furiously with your partner and do over the pant stuff in the back of the movie theater after the lights come on while 3 40 year old women watch then Wuthering Heights is for you
This is a good review ftw. Sorry to the bro who thought they were hidden 😂
This is a good review ftw. Sorry to the bro who thought they were hidden 😂
Well the lights came up and I ended up sobbing in the theater saying to my friend “I needed more shirtless Jacob Elodri” because I needed to not cry even more 😭
About to see Wuthering Heights. I’ve never read the book so I know pretty much next to nothing other than there’s a 99% chance I’m crying
I have listened to the soundtrack and it’s phenomenal. More of Charli album than I expected! Such a perfect follow up to brat
I have listened to the soundtrack and it’s phenomenal. More of Charli album than I expected! Such a perfect follow up to brat
February 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Well the lights came up and I ended up sobbing in the theater saying to my friend “I needed more shirtless Jacob Elodri” because I needed to not cry even more 😭
About to see Wuthering Heights. I’ve never read the book so I know pretty much next to nothing other than there’s a 99% chance I’m crying
I have listened to the soundtrack and it’s phenomenal. More of Charli album than I expected! Such a perfect follow up to brat
I have listened to the soundtrack and it’s phenomenal. More of Charli album than I expected! Such a perfect follow up to brat
February 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
About to see Wuthering Heights. I’ve never read the book so I know pretty much next to nothing other than there’s a 99% chance I’m crying
I have listened to the soundtrack and it’s phenomenal. More of Charli album than I expected! Such a perfect follow up to brat
I have listened to the soundtrack and it’s phenomenal. More of Charli album than I expected! Such a perfect follow up to brat
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A romance cartoon for the @theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 AM
A romance cartoon for the @theguardian.com
Because I feel like I’ve been all downer or serious posts today here’s an update on the secret smut slack-
Our numbers continue to slowly grow as word spreads. And despite having a fraction of the members of the other off topic work slacks, this is easily the most active one 🌶️ 💪
Our numbers continue to slowly grow as word spreads. And despite having a fraction of the members of the other off topic work slacks, this is easily the most active one 🌶️ 💪
Our numbers have almost doubled in one week and we still haven’t triggered an HR investigation 😂
We have however discovered one woman who actually is here for the plot. She skips over the spicy parts not because she’s a prude she just gets bored?
We are all confused but to each their own 🤷♀️
We have however discovered one woman who actually is here for the plot. She skips over the spicy parts not because she’s a prude she just gets bored?
We are all confused but to each their own 🤷♀️
We started a lowkey smut slack thread at work and it’s just 7 women excitedly chatting about what spicy shit we’re reading and being extremely clever with not getting ourselves flagged to HR
Honestly much needed levity and sisterhood* rn
*Men are welcome as long as they read smut, which is few
Honestly much needed levity and sisterhood* rn
*Men are welcome as long as they read smut, which is few
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Because I feel like I’ve been all downer or serious posts today here’s an update on the secret smut slack-
Our numbers continue to slowly grow as word spreads. And despite having a fraction of the members of the other off topic work slacks, this is easily the most active one 🌶️ 💪
Our numbers continue to slowly grow as word spreads. And despite having a fraction of the members of the other off topic work slacks, this is easily the most active one 🌶️ 💪
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sometimes I think eh why worry about climate change. we're all going to die of preventable infectious diseases or nuclear winter first
😭
love this timeline where we're just juggling existential threats for funsies.
😭
love this timeline where we're just juggling existential threats for funsies.
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
sometimes I think eh why worry about climate change. we're all going to die of preventable infectious diseases or nuclear winter first
😭
love this timeline where we're just juggling existential threats for funsies.
😭
love this timeline where we're just juggling existential threats for funsies.
I think this is a wildly realistic possibility if ICE isn’t shut down soon. We’ve seen that these nazis will turn on their own quickly
The moment they feel like they’re losing power that they tasted for the first time in their pathetic lives, they’re going to cling to it with their sausage fingies
The moment they feel like they’re losing power that they tasted for the first time in their pathetic lives, they’re going to cling to it with their sausage fingies
i think there’s a real potential risk that ICE personnel on the ground are going to start refusing to obey orders from their leadership, and we will have to then contend with that
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I think this is a wildly realistic possibility if ICE isn’t shut down soon. We’ve seen that these nazis will turn on their own quickly
The moment they feel like they’re losing power that they tasted for the first time in their pathetic lives, they’re going to cling to it with their sausage fingies
The moment they feel like they’re losing power that they tasted for the first time in their pathetic lives, they’re going to cling to it with their sausage fingies
If you’re a driver trying to inch into the crosswalk while I am crossing you bet your ass I’m slowing to a barely moving pace. Maybe even suddenly realizing my shoe is “untied”
My life is not worth you getting somewhere 5 seconds faster so now you gotta wait 10+
My life is not worth you getting somewhere 5 seconds faster so now you gotta wait 10+
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
If you’re a driver trying to inch into the crosswalk while I am crossing you bet your ass I’m slowing to a barely moving pace. Maybe even suddenly realizing my shoe is “untied”
My life is not worth you getting somewhere 5 seconds faster so now you gotta wait 10+
My life is not worth you getting somewhere 5 seconds faster so now you gotta wait 10+
Another day another thing cis white men have to deal with that literally everyone else has dealt with forever 🫠
Also I suspect most of these men damaged their own careers by being asshats long before they filed suit
Also I suspect most of these men damaged their own careers by being asshats long before they filed suit
In December, the EEOC urged White men to come forward with complaints about treatment by employers looking to diversify their workforces. But many of the White men doing so are learning that bringing a suit against your employer may damage your career.
White Men Learn the Hidden Cost of Suing for Discrimination
In December, the EEOC urged White men to come forward with complaints about treatment by employers looking to diversify their workforces. But many of the White men doing so are learning that bringing a suit against your employer may damage your career.
bit.ly
February 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Another day another thing cis white men have to deal with that literally everyone else has dealt with forever 🫠
Also I suspect most of these men damaged their own careers by being asshats long before they filed suit
Also I suspect most of these men damaged their own careers by being asshats long before they filed suit
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I think it has incredibly valuable applications, but it is generally cooking the planet to make incredibly ugly slop that no one, even its creators, particularly like as a tech demo for big corporations for how they can fire huge numbers of creative people for a slightly worse product.
The predominent anti-AI position on bsky is that AI is useless, fake, shit and basically the same as NFTs, destined to collapse in months once everyone sees how poor it is. So anyone who suggests that it could improve or be useful to any boss in any situation in the future must be evil.
February 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I think it has incredibly valuable applications, but it is generally cooking the planet to make incredibly ugly slop that no one, even its creators, particularly like as a tech demo for big corporations for how they can fire huge numbers of creative people for a slightly worse product.
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Another shooting case falls apart (this time ICE, not CBP).
These are the Venezuelans that ICE excused shooting by claiming they beat him w/shovels.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
These are the Venezuelans that ICE excused shooting by claiming they beat him w/shovels.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Another shooting case falls apart (this time ICE, not CBP).
These are the Venezuelans that ICE excused shooting by claiming they beat him w/shovels.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
These are the Venezuelans that ICE excused shooting by claiming they beat him w/shovels.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
On the subject of capitalism wtf is up with Gen Z trying to make 6 day work weeks a thing?! Why kill yourself for capitalism that will chew you up and spit you out?!
Millennials fought so hard for work life balance and were pushing for that 4 day work week and now were fighting for 5 to be normal
Millennials fought so hard for work life balance and were pushing for that 4 day work week and now were fighting for 5 to be normal
February 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
On the subject of capitalism wtf is up with Gen Z trying to make 6 day work weeks a thing?! Why kill yourself for capitalism that will chew you up and spit you out?!
Millennials fought so hard for work life balance and were pushing for that 4 day work week and now were fighting for 5 to be normal
Millennials fought so hard for work life balance and were pushing for that 4 day work week and now were fighting for 5 to be normal
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Can we talk about how a man is awful without assuming a woman is to blame please
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Can we talk about how a man is awful without assuming a woman is to blame please