seanalyn
@seanalyn.bsky.social
She/her. Ratchet Lady Gaga, designer, and coach. Lover of trains, healthcare, humans, food, and cats. Foremost expert on graboids and condors.
Well basically first row behind the 15 yard line at the Niners and am fairly easy to spot (not currently smoking joint obvi)
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Well basically first row behind the 15 yard line at the Niners and am fairly easy to spot (not currently smoking joint obvi)
The best thing about being raised Catholic is that you can turn anything into a Catholic prayer for the rest of your life
I may not remember anything from physics or what I ate Monday for lunch, but I can recite an entire mass from memory despite leaving the faith 20 years ago
I may not remember anything from physics or what I ate Monday for lunch, but I can recite an entire mass from memory despite leaving the faith 20 years ago
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The best thing about being raised Catholic is that you can turn anything into a Catholic prayer for the rest of your life
I may not remember anything from physics or what I ate Monday for lunch, but I can recite an entire mass from memory despite leaving the faith 20 years ago
I may not remember anything from physics or what I ate Monday for lunch, but I can recite an entire mass from memory despite leaving the faith 20 years ago
Perimenopause is just witch puberty
September 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Perimenopause is just witch puberty
Mostly finished out the lower half of my arm and this xray rose turned out even more gorg than I could’ve imagined.
Will fill in with some more constellations, stars, and line work. And I want to go full sleeve eventually and add more xray flowers but for now finally feels complete!
Will fill in with some more constellations, stars, and line work. And I want to go full sleeve eventually and add more xray flowers but for now finally feels complete!
September 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Mostly finished out the lower half of my arm and this xray rose turned out even more gorg than I could’ve imagined.
Will fill in with some more constellations, stars, and line work. And I want to go full sleeve eventually and add more xray flowers but for now finally feels complete!
Will fill in with some more constellations, stars, and line work. And I want to go full sleeve eventually and add more xray flowers but for now finally feels complete!
Made more progress on my California af back tattoo! Got 3-4 more sessions but just obsessed with how the artist has captured what a California sunset over the foothills looks like, not enhanced but real life
Also the artist praised my ability to sit so long for this. Chronic pain comes in handy! 😂
Also the artist praised my ability to sit so long for this. Chronic pain comes in handy! 😂
September 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Made more progress on my California af back tattoo! Got 3-4 more sessions but just obsessed with how the artist has captured what a California sunset over the foothills looks like, not enhanced but real life
Also the artist praised my ability to sit so long for this. Chronic pain comes in handy! 😂
Also the artist praised my ability to sit so long for this. Chronic pain comes in handy! 😂
Felt like a good week to get this lil cowpoke. Toot toot 🤠
September 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Felt like a good week to get this lil cowpoke. Toot toot 🤠
Your regular reminder to never use Google search AI. It thinks Charlie Kirk was the Change My Mind guy because enough people were confused and searching for “change my mind Charlie Kirk” so the half assed algo is now declaring that as fact when it was Steven Crowder
September 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Your regular reminder to never use Google search AI. It thinks Charlie Kirk was the Change My Mind guy because enough people were confused and searching for “change my mind Charlie Kirk” so the half assed algo is now declaring that as fact when it was Steven Crowder
The pure joy (or terror for some) of landing on the runway closest to the bay and sitting on the right side of the plane 😍
Chicago is always like a second home but nothing feels quite like coming to my first true home ❤️
Chicago is always like a second home but nothing feels quite like coming to my first true home ❤️
August 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The pure joy (or terror for some) of landing on the runway closest to the bay and sitting on the right side of the plane 😍
Chicago is always like a second home but nothing feels quite like coming to my first true home ❤️
Chicago is always like a second home but nothing feels quite like coming to my first true home ❤️
One of my artists designed this piece before I met them and when I saw it I knew I needed it because it matches my living room Gucci wallpaper 😂
August 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
One of my artists designed this piece before I met them and when I saw it I knew I needed it because it matches my living room Gucci wallpaper 😂
brat and it’s completely different but also a cat
Got the line work for my tiger piece done last night and I was worried it would take away from the brat tat but I think it enhances it ✨
Got the line work for my tiger piece done last night and I was worried it would take away from the brat tat but I think it enhances it ✨
August 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
brat and it’s completely different but also a cat
Got the line work for my tiger piece done last night and I was worried it would take away from the brat tat but I think it enhances it ✨
Got the line work for my tiger piece done last night and I was worried it would take away from the brat tat but I think it enhances it ✨
Welp I did it. I got a labubu. I was buying them for my nieces and bestie and felt left out so decided to join the party
Opened mine since I’m packing 3 other boxes in my suitcase. Sigh. She cute. I love her
Meet Prince Labubu aka Zizi
Opened mine since I’m packing 3 other boxes in my suitcase. Sigh. She cute. I love her
Meet Prince Labubu aka Zizi
August 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Welp I did it. I got a labubu. I was buying them for my nieces and bestie and felt left out so decided to join the party
Opened mine since I’m packing 3 other boxes in my suitcase. Sigh. She cute. I love her
Meet Prince Labubu aka Zizi
Opened mine since I’m packing 3 other boxes in my suitcase. Sigh. She cute. I love her
Meet Prince Labubu aka Zizi
Honestly I love the Travis Kelce / Law Roach GQ shoot. It’s interesting, unexpected, and humorous.
What did yall want him in a bunch of boring suits doing boring predictable poses? That’s not fashion that’s just clothing. This is fun.
Don’t make me bring back “it’s called fashion, look it up”
What did yall want him in a bunch of boring suits doing boring predictable poses? That’s not fashion that’s just clothing. This is fun.
Don’t make me bring back “it’s called fashion, look it up”
August 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Honestly I love the Travis Kelce / Law Roach GQ shoot. It’s interesting, unexpected, and humorous.
What did yall want him in a bunch of boring suits doing boring predictable poses? That’s not fashion that’s just clothing. This is fun.
Don’t make me bring back “it’s called fashion, look it up”
What did yall want him in a bunch of boring suits doing boring predictable poses? That’s not fashion that’s just clothing. This is fun.
Don’t make me bring back “it’s called fashion, look it up”
Reminding people of what Pedro Pascal looks like without his mustache and that little details do matter
August 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Reminding people of what Pedro Pascal looks like without his mustache and that little details do matter
Pro tip - always check your library used bookstore. You can get some great scores because it’s literary needs dropping off books! I got almost all of ACOTAR and the first two Throne of Glass books for $25 plus the money helps support the library!
July 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Pro tip - always check your library used bookstore. You can get some great scores because it’s literary needs dropping off books! I got almost all of ACOTAR and the first two Throne of Glass books for $25 plus the money helps support the library!
I’ve mostly been getting fine line tattoos for the last year and was feeling downright cocky after sitting for all the line work on my back piece in one 3 hours sitting
3 hours of color fill just humbled the fuck out of me. It’ll be worth it & it already is but I am HURTING like my back was flayed
3 hours of color fill just humbled the fuck out of me. It’ll be worth it & it already is but I am HURTING like my back was flayed
July 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’ve mostly been getting fine line tattoos for the last year and was feeling downright cocky after sitting for all the line work on my back piece in one 3 hours sitting
3 hours of color fill just humbled the fuck out of me. It’ll be worth it & it already is but I am HURTING like my back was flayed
3 hours of color fill just humbled the fuck out of me. It’ll be worth it & it already is but I am HURTING like my back was flayed
When I was 14 my friends mom did a tarot reading telling a young girl what she needed to hear, that one day my awkward features would be beautiful in a unique way
I never felt she was right until last week at Gaga’s show when I was repeatedly told how much I look like her & never felt more beautiful
I never felt she was right until last week at Gaga’s show when I was repeatedly told how much I look like her & never felt more beautiful
July 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When I was 14 my friends mom did a tarot reading telling a young girl what she needed to hear, that one day my awkward features would be beautiful in a unique way
I never felt she was right until last week at Gaga’s show when I was repeatedly told how much I look like her & never felt more beautiful
I never felt she was right until last week at Gaga’s show when I was repeatedly told how much I look like her & never felt more beautiful
Girls be like “I really needed this” and it’s just looking at Cheating Coldplay CEO memes for 8 hours straight
Sadly I did not make this perfect joke and it came to me already cropped so can’t attribute
Sadly I did not make this perfect joke and it came to me already cropped so can’t attribute
July 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Girls be like “I really needed this” and it’s just looking at Cheating Coldplay CEO memes for 8 hours straight
Sadly I did not make this perfect joke and it came to me already cropped so can’t attribute
Sadly I did not make this perfect joke and it came to me already cropped so can’t attribute
The dumbest part of all of this Grok shit is Elon isn’t even original with his stupid racist nonsense.
Remember Tay? Almost 10 years ago Microsoft saw what happened when you let AI be trained by unmoderated Twitter posting. And this was before it became a nazi hellscape!
Remember Tay? Almost 10 years ago Microsoft saw what happened when you let AI be trained by unmoderated Twitter posting. And this was before it became a nazi hellscape!
July 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The dumbest part of all of this Grok shit is Elon isn’t even original with his stupid racist nonsense.
Remember Tay? Almost 10 years ago Microsoft saw what happened when you let AI be trained by unmoderated Twitter posting. And this was before it became a nazi hellscape!
Remember Tay? Almost 10 years ago Microsoft saw what happened when you let AI be trained by unmoderated Twitter posting. And this was before it became a nazi hellscape!
Cosplaying Lady Gaga from her Coachella performance for her concert in SF later this month. I need advice for how to blonde my brows WITHOUT dying them…
Bluesky don’t fail me. I need the cosplayer and drag performers advice rn
Bluesky don’t fail me. I need the cosplayer and drag performers advice rn
July 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Cosplaying Lady Gaga from her Coachella performance for her concert in SF later this month. I need advice for how to blonde my brows WITHOUT dying them…
Bluesky don’t fail me. I need the cosplayer and drag performers advice rn
Bluesky don’t fail me. I need the cosplayer and drag performers advice rn
Celebrated hearing the news of Trump bombing Iran while I getting a flash tattoo and said “fuck it let’s do the brat tattoo too”
Because brat summer ends when I’m buried in the ground and WW3 might escalate that 🫠
Because brat summer ends when I’m buried in the ground and WW3 might escalate that 🫠
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Celebrated hearing the news of Trump bombing Iran while I getting a flash tattoo and said “fuck it let’s do the brat tattoo too”
Because brat summer ends when I’m buried in the ground and WW3 might escalate that 🫠
Because brat summer ends when I’m buried in the ground and WW3 might escalate that 🫠
Some of yall may remember 4 years ago when a fuckton of condors showed up at my mom’s house & trashed it
Well she has 10 circling overhead right now, the most she’s seen since! And on summer solstice! Condors are sacred, this is their land
Mom said they’re coming to save California from Trump 😭
Well she has 10 circling overhead right now, the most she’s seen since! And on summer solstice! Condors are sacred, this is their land
Mom said they’re coming to save California from Trump 😭
June 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Some of yall may remember 4 years ago when a fuckton of condors showed up at my mom’s house & trashed it
Well she has 10 circling overhead right now, the most she’s seen since! And on summer solstice! Condors are sacred, this is their land
Mom said they’re coming to save California from Trump 😭
Well she has 10 circling overhead right now, the most she’s seen since! And on summer solstice! Condors are sacred, this is their land
Mom said they’re coming to save California from Trump 😭
More medical patriarchy rage for today. Filling out intake forms and got to love that this has to be an option for birth control (and tbh is probably the one 99% of men click).
There’s not a “female relying on male method” because that isn’t a thing that happens. The burden falls on women.
There’s not a “female relying on male method” because that isn’t a thing that happens. The burden falls on women.
June 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
More medical patriarchy rage for today. Filling out intake forms and got to love that this has to be an option for birth control (and tbh is probably the one 99% of men click).
There’s not a “female relying on male method” because that isn’t a thing that happens. The burden falls on women.
There’s not a “female relying on male method” because that isn’t a thing that happens. The burden falls on women.
The artist that designed mine has some very clear protest flashes. I hope someone gets the ACAB brick
June 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The artist that designed mine has some very clear protest flashes. I hope someone gets the ACAB brick
Went to the Frigay the 13th flash day at my local queer femme tattoo parlor and ended up getting the lavender because we’re going thru Lavender Scare again and as a queer woman marking my body with lavender is a form of protest
June 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Went to the Frigay the 13th flash day at my local queer femme tattoo parlor and ended up getting the lavender because we’re going thru Lavender Scare again and as a queer woman marking my body with lavender is a form of protest