seamiracles
@seamiracles.bsky.social
i do stuff but not sharing it in this f'd up world we're living in.
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I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
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My husband said recently that he feels like the minimum bar for any woman is not to marry the Himmler of their generation and she did not clear it
December 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My husband said recently that he feels like the minimum bar for any woman is not to marry the Himmler of their generation and she did not clear it
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as an aside i am fascinated by this whole effort to make katie miller a thing. she’s incredibly off-putting and totally vacant behind the eyes!
“Woman Enjoying Career Literally Made Possible by Feminism Declares Feminism a Failure”
December 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
as an aside i am fascinated by this whole effort to make katie miller a thing. she’s incredibly off-putting and totally vacant behind the eyes!
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The highest Riley Gaines ever placed in a national collegiate individual swimming event was the 5th place she shared with Lia Thomas out of seven.
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The highest Riley Gaines ever placed in a national collegiate individual swimming event was the 5th place she shared with Lia Thomas out of seven.
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"Performers, like all non billionaires, are monkeys whose purpose is to dance for their masters or be put down." - The United States Federal Government
December 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Performers, like all non billionaires, are monkeys whose purpose is to dance for their masters or be put down." - The United States Federal Government
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You don’t have to make wedding cakes for gay folks, but you have to play music for the volk.
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You don’t have to make wedding cakes for gay folks, but you have to play music for the volk.
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“it is illegal for you not to like me”
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“it is illegal for you not to like me”
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Just thinking... we give so much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to CECOT.
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
December 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just thinking... we give so much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to CECOT.
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
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Why does he have to have such strong opinions on this? I think it is cool. It is optional and not a matter of intelligence. He can just choose not to do it the next time he chooses to lose a campaign.
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Why does he have to have such strong opinions on this? I think it is cool. It is optional and not a matter of intelligence. He can just choose not to do it the next time he chooses to lose a campaign.
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No one who has met a teenage girl whose family can’t afford menstrual products would ever, ever call this a bad idea, in any circumstances.
It’s a totally insane level of privilege to claim this is bad politics on the part of @katmabu.bsky.social. It’s actually political strategy and it works.
It’s a totally insane level of privilege to claim this is bad politics on the part of @katmabu.bsky.social. It’s actually political strategy and it works.
at a deep instinctive level they can't recognise popular ideas or take them seriously
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
No one who has met a teenage girl whose family can’t afford menstrual products would ever, ever call this a bad idea, in any circumstances.
It’s a totally insane level of privilege to claim this is bad politics on the part of @katmabu.bsky.social. It’s actually political strategy and it works.
It’s a totally insane level of privilege to claim this is bad politics on the part of @katmabu.bsky.social. It’s actually political strategy and it works.
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Now that Trump is attacking ISIS for attacking Christians, we can take solace that the Trump administration has vetted all the people ICE has arrested for being non-Christian, right?
Because otherwise that would make us ISIS.
Because otherwise that would make us ISIS.
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Now that Trump is attacking ISIS for attacking Christians, we can take solace that the Trump administration has vetted all the people ICE has arrested for being non-Christian, right?
Because otherwise that would make us ISIS.
Because otherwise that would make us ISIS.
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America, there's something you should know.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
America, there's something you should know.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
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Eu acho que o EUA esta quebrado. Tipo aquela pessoa metida que comeu linguiças e arrota picanha.
Americanos precisam de guerra para manter a máquina e de petróleo manter o funcionamento.
Americanos precisam de guerra para manter a máquina e de petróleo manter o funcionamento.
December 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Eu acho que o EUA esta quebrado. Tipo aquela pessoa metida que comeu linguiças e arrota picanha.
Americanos precisam de guerra para manter a máquina e de petróleo manter o funcionamento.
Americanos precisam de guerra para manter a máquina e de petróleo manter o funcionamento.
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Why MAGA doesn’t understand humor:
• Context is dismissed
• Satire is read as belief
• Bad faith is the default lens
• Punchlines are mistaken for positions
• Ambiguity feels threatening
• Laughter implies someone is “getting away with something”
• Context is dismissed
• Satire is read as belief
• Bad faith is the default lens
• Punchlines are mistaken for positions
• Ambiguity feels threatening
• Laughter implies someone is “getting away with something”
December 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Why MAGA doesn’t understand humor:
• Context is dismissed
• Satire is read as belief
• Bad faith is the default lens
• Punchlines are mistaken for positions
• Ambiguity feels threatening
• Laughter implies someone is “getting away with something”
• Context is dismissed
• Satire is read as belief
• Bad faith is the default lens
• Punchlines are mistaken for positions
• Ambiguity feels threatening
• Laughter implies someone is “getting away with something”
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Mentally incontinent, with present hedonistic malignant narcissism.
December 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Mentally incontinent, with present hedonistic malignant narcissism.
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Trump could be a whole chapter in a mental health journal, not to mention history books will reflect his dark, corrupt, lawless, presidency. Worst president ever.
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Trump could be a whole chapter in a mental health journal, not to mention history books will reflect his dark, corrupt, lawless, presidency. Worst president ever.
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It’s such a “hoax” that 1 million files exist for it.
He’s such an insufferable moron.
He’s such an insufferable moron.
December 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It’s such a “hoax” that 1 million files exist for it.
He’s such an insufferable moron.
He’s such an insufferable moron.
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Main energy for 2026:
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Main energy for 2026:
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All Americans Should Be Outraged
By This….
By This….
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
All Americans Should Be Outraged
By This….
By This….
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Fascists hate it when people are happy because they can only thrive under conditions of mutual fear and hatred
December 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Fascists hate it when people are happy because they can only thrive under conditions of mutual fear and hatred
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Remember, the Secretary of Transportation is absolutely terrified of this subway system. Just mentioning the ACE line will reduce him to tears.
And yet ...
And yet ...
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Remember, the Secretary of Transportation is absolutely terrified of this subway system. Just mentioning the ACE line will reduce him to tears.
And yet ...
And yet ...
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Merry Christmas Scum.
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Merry Christmas Scum.
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Yesterday, Trump posted nearly 200 times, relentlessly pushing conspiracy theories. That’s not the behavior of someone who had a good Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Yesterday, Trump posted nearly 200 times, relentlessly pushing conspiracy theories. That’s not the behavior of someone who had a good Christmas.