🐟Scrodqueen 👑
@scrodqueen.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, Game Dev.
Sim wrangler.
💙💙Opinions my own. 💙💙
Fighting with the resistance again.
I don't read DMs. I print them out, burn them, bury them, and salt the earth so nothing may ever grow again.
Don't make me tap the sign.
Sim wrangler.
💙💙Opinions my own. 💙💙
Fighting with the resistance again.
I don't read DMs. I print them out, burn them, bury them, and salt the earth so nothing may ever grow again.
Don't make me tap the sign.
I love my fellow liberals, but y'all need to come to terms with your biases. I just saw someone fat shame Erika "Three Ks" Kirk. Come on, people...
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I love my fellow liberals, but y'all need to come to terms with your biases. I just saw someone fat shame Erika "Three Ks" Kirk. Come on, people...
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I hate girl Halloween. What do you mean you dressed like sexy cursed Chet from Weird Science?
a large frog is sitting in a living room .
Alt: a large humanoid blob is sitting and waving in a kitchen.
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I hate girl Halloween. What do you mean you dressed like sexy cursed Chet from Weird Science?
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THIS is the energy we’ve been waiting for. Credit where credit is due.
"So, Democrats have three words for this: no fucking way. It's literally life or death. We will not let Republicans blow up our health care system."
This is, hands down, the best comms work Chuck Schumer has done in YEARS. Surprisingly good.
This is, hands down, the best comms work Chuck Schumer has done in YEARS. Surprisingly good.
October 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
THIS is the energy we’ve been waiting for. Credit where credit is due.
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IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:
djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."
Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."
djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."
And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.
#PedoPrez
djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."
Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."
djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."
And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.
#PedoPrez
October 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:
djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."
Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."
djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."
And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.
#PedoPrez
djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."
Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."
djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."
And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.
#PedoPrez
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George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
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The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh
September 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh
This reads like an Onion article, and it would be funny if it weren't such a nightmare.
AI Actress Tilly Norwood Attracts Interest From Talent Agents share.google/fCPunl1ehwuE...
AI Actress Tilly Norwood Attracts Interest From Talent Agents share.google/fCPunl1ehwuE...
AI Actress Tilly Norwood Debuts at Zurich Summit as Industry Grapples With Emerging Tech: We Want Her ‘to Be the Next Scarlett Johansson’
AI actress Tilly Norwood has attracted the attention of multiple talent agents.
share.google
September 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
This reads like an Onion article, and it would be funny if it weren't such a nightmare.
AI Actress Tilly Norwood Attracts Interest From Talent Agents share.google/fCPunl1ehwuE...
AI Actress Tilly Norwood Attracts Interest From Talent Agents share.google/fCPunl1ehwuE...
Y'know, this time I hope it happens. It'll be so quiet, and we'll be able to get a bunch of free shoes in the streets.
September 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Y'know, this time I hope it happens. It'll be so quiet, and we'll be able to get a bunch of free shoes in the streets.
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Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
September 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
"Well akshually, Charlie Kirk wasn't racist, he was just really, really, really transphobic."
1. Yes he was.
2. Not a flex, my dude.
1. Yes he was.
2. Not a flex, my dude.
a man wearing a black shirt that says mug em on it
ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says mug em on it
media.tenor.com
September 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Well akshually, Charlie Kirk wasn't racist, he was just really, really, really transphobic."
1. Yes he was.
2. Not a flex, my dude.
1. Yes he was.
2. Not a flex, my dude.
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Everything Maron says. Right here.
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Everything Maron says. Right here.
Why do the so-called texts from a 22 year old sound like they were written by the same person who wrote Daniel Stern's vo dialogue on The Wonder Years.
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
a young boy is standing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a young boy is standing in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Why do the so-called texts from a 22 year old sound like they were written by the same person who wrote Daniel Stern's vo dialogue on The Wonder Years.
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trans rights are human rights.
Some people are saying that Trump isn't implicated in the Epstein docs, but is protecting someone. But who has power over Trump? He just told the richest manboy in the world to go fuck himself. Putin wouldn't care. ...
Melania?
Melania?
September 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Some people are saying that Trump isn't implicated in the Epstein docs, but is protecting someone. But who has power over Trump? He just told the richest manboy in the world to go fuck himself. Putin wouldn't care. ...
Melania?
Melania?
I've been in central Florida for a few days. I didn't see one Trump hat. Not even a bumper sticker. And we drove around quite a bit.
September 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I've been in central Florida for a few days. I didn't see one Trump hat. Not even a bumper sticker. And we drove around quite a bit.
Flying from Florida to San Francisco with my Dad's cat. She's very calm... almost too calm.
September 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Flying from Florida to San Francisco with my Dad's cat. She's very calm... almost too calm.
I'm just going to get ahead of this. I'm going to celebrate. I'm not going to have "decorum" or "respect for the dead" or "an inside voice." I'm going to put on a red dress and dance like a fool.
August 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I'm just going to get ahead of this. I'm going to celebrate. I'm not going to have "decorum" or "respect for the dead" or "an inside voice." I'm going to put on a red dress and dance like a fool.
Here's the thing about Newsom. He was my mayor for a long time. One thing I learned is that sometimes he acts like a Republican, and sometimes, that's a good thing. When they go low, Gavin gets right down in the muck and knocks about with the best of them. #gavinnewsom
August 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Here's the thing about Newsom. He was my mayor for a long time. One thing I learned is that sometimes he acts like a Republican, and sometimes, that's a good thing. When they go low, Gavin gets right down in the muck and knocks about with the best of them. #gavinnewsom
Bush ducked those shoes though. ICE took that sandwich full on.
The DC sandwich guy is the most heroic thrower of things since that guy threw a shoe at George W Bush.
August 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Bush ducked those shoes though. ICE took that sandwich full on.
Menu for this weekend's picnics.
- Sandwiches on ice
- ketchup a la wall
- Taco trucks on every corner
- Sandwiches on ice
- ketchup a la wall
- Taco trucks on every corner
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Menu for this weekend's picnics.
- Sandwiches on ice
- ketchup a la wall
- Taco trucks on every corner
- Sandwiches on ice
- ketchup a la wall
- Taco trucks on every corner
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Slightly diminish a band: Adequate D
Slightly diminish a band: And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Wounded
Slightly diminish a band: About as Good as Ezra
August 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Adequate D