🐟Scrodqueen 👑
@scrodqueen.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, Game Dev.
Sim wrangler.
💙💙Opinions my own. 💙💙
Fighting with the resistance again.
I don't read DMs. I print them out, burn them, bury them, and salt the earth so nothing may ever grow again.
Don't make me tap the sign.
Sim wrangler.
💙💙Opinions my own. 💙💙
Fighting with the resistance again.
I don't read DMs. I print them out, burn them, bury them, and salt the earth so nothing may ever grow again.
Don't make me tap the sign.
Fight Fight Fight!!!
June 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Fight Fight Fight!!!
Logging into my Steam deck and got a captcha with a test with finding the cars. So, in case you're wondering, my Coral Island save is safer than anything National Security related that Hegseth is in charge of.
April 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Logging into my Steam deck and got a captcha with a test with finding the cars. So, in case you're wondering, my Coral Island save is safer than anything National Security related that Hegseth is in charge of.
The lower the stock market drops, the higher his pants go up.
April 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The lower the stock market drops, the higher his pants go up.
7 years ago, I didn't expect this protest sign to be evergreen, and yet here we are.
January 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
7 years ago, I didn't expect this protest sign to be evergreen, and yet here we are.
One guy from the Village People: YMCA is not a Gay anthem!
The entire 70s:
The entire 70s:
January 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
One guy from the Village People: YMCA is not a Gay anthem!
The entire 70s:
The entire 70s:
My favorite part was when Hulk Hogan knew he was getting booed, but his ego and muscle memory made him do the "lemme hear it" gesture.
January 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
My favorite part was when Hulk Hogan knew he was getting booed, but his ego and muscle memory made him do the "lemme hear it" gesture.
The 70s had such shit aesthetics, they made Pop Tarts with ice cream look gross.
December 26, 2024 at 8:53 PM
The 70s had such shit aesthetics, they made Pop Tarts with ice cream look gross.
Guess what I got for my birthday! No skips, but one weindish Fitch.
December 7, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Guess what I got for my birthday! No skips, but one weindish Fitch.
Yes. I have a baby seal.
December 3, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Yes. I have a baby seal.
My mother, like a lot of boomers, is famous for using the thumbs-up emoji to answer every question asked, even-open ended ones that require a response in essay form. Today, she sent me this for reasons unknown
November 24, 2024 at 8:37 PM
My mother, like a lot of boomers, is famous for using the thumbs-up emoji to answer every question asked, even-open ended ones that require a response in essay form. Today, she sent me this for reasons unknown
Me in the 90s listening to Paul Davis' I Go Crazy on the AM gold station vs. me hearing the same song in the trailer for Woman of the Hour on Netflix.
November 18, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Me in the 90s listening to Paul Davis' I Go Crazy on the AM gold station vs. me hearing the same song in the trailer for Woman of the Hour on Netflix.
I'm new here but I've been gone from Twitter for a long time. Before I left that smoking husk, I took this little gem with me. Don't worry, we'll never be separated, my love.
November 16, 2024 at 6:16 AM
I'm new here but I've been gone from Twitter for a long time. Before I left that smoking husk, I took this little gem with me. Don't worry, we'll never be separated, my love.
For those of you who need to see this, here is my cat in a Halloween Costume.
November 14, 2024 at 3:34 AM
For those of you who need to see this, here is my cat in a Halloween Costume.
