Andrew Moore
@scrapsflippy.bsky.social
Writer, Dallas Stars fan
When we were young
And truth was paramount
We were older then
And we lived our life without any doubt
And truth was paramount
We were older then
And we lived our life without any doubt
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
When we were young
And truth was paramount
We were older then
And we lived our life without any doubt
And truth was paramount
We were older then
And we lived our life without any doubt
There are so many things, so many more important things…
But ffs, paper mâché isn’t “weak paper.” It’s like, the whole point of paper mâché is that it’s not weak.
But ffs, paper mâché isn’t “weak paper.” It’s like, the whole point of paper mâché is that it’s not weak.
Trump: It was like paper mache. You know what paper mache is? It's weak paper.
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
There are so many things, so many more important things…
But ffs, paper mâché isn’t “weak paper.” It’s like, the whole point of paper mâché is that it’s not weak.
But ffs, paper mâché isn’t “weak paper.” It’s like, the whole point of paper mâché is that it’s not weak.
Don’t let Musk build a catapult in the moon. He fancies himself a Heinleinian hero. He will absolutely use it to vaporize Earth cities from space.
metro.co.uk/2026/02/12/e...
metro.co.uk/2026/02/12/e...
Elon Musk wants to build a satellite catapult on the moon
'You have to go to the moon.'
metro.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Don’t let Musk build a catapult in the moon. He fancies himself a Heinleinian hero. He will absolutely use it to vaporize Earth cities from space.
metro.co.uk/2026/02/12/e...
metro.co.uk/2026/02/12/e...
I wonder how long it would take Michael Valentine Smith to grok Musk as a wrong thing and disappear him?
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I wonder how long it would take Michael Valentine Smith to grok Musk as a wrong thing and disappear him?
Voter suppression is fraudulent, too.
Important thread on the Republicans latest attempt to rig the midterms.
February 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Voter suppression is fraudulent, too.
What’s the exact opposite of a Midas Touch? A Trump Touch?
Wouldn’t it be great if crypto bankrupts him
All that grifting, shot to hell?
All that grifting, shot to hell?
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
What’s the exact opposite of a Midas Touch? A Trump Touch?
To quote the great Billy Madison, don’t think about it, just hand it over.
Exclusive: A U.S. official has alleged wrongdoing by U.S. spy chief Tulsi Gabbard in a complaint that is so highly classified it has sparked months of wrangling over how to share it with Congress, according to people familiar with the matter.
Classified Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard Stalls Within Her Agency
Congress hasn’t seen the complaint, which was filed eight months ago with the U.S. intelligence community watchdog’s office.
on.wsj.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
To quote the great Billy Madison, don’t think about it, just hand it over.
So this is how a presidential campaign ends… with a lack of thunderous applause.
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
So this is how a presidential campaign ends… with a lack of thunderous applause.
He said, she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she said.
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
He said, she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she said.
Published a little flash fiction story on the website. The idea came to me in the middle of a workday, and I finally had a minute to scribble it out.
everythingandrew.com/2026/01/28/i...
everythingandrew.com/2026/01/28/i...
I Can Change Him
He was a bad boy. She was a straight-laced woman of science. Everyone warned her he was bad news. She knew she could change him.
everythingandrew.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Published a little flash fiction story on the website. The idea came to me in the middle of a workday, and I finally had a minute to scribble it out.
everythingandrew.com/2026/01/28/i...
everythingandrew.com/2026/01/28/i...
Rich, coming from the scofflaw and disorder president.
Trump: "There was a time that you weren't allowed to use the words 'law and order.' You weren't allowed to use the term 'Christmas.' Merry Christmas, everybody, right? We brought that back."
January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Rich, coming from the scofflaw and disorder president.
There’s this scene in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen where the Baron and his party are climbing a rope from the moon to the earth. They run out of rope, and the Baron climbs back up. He returns with more rope to tie onto the bottom. “Where did you get this?” he is asked. “I cut it from the top.”
TRUMP: Didn't I just give the farmers $12 billion?
REP. ZACH NUNN: $66 billion in total
TRUMP: They were treated unfairly by foreign countries. You know where I got it? Tariffs
REP. ZACH NUNN: $66 billion in total
TRUMP: They were treated unfairly by foreign countries. You know where I got it? Tariffs
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
There’s this scene in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen where the Baron and his party are climbing a rope from the moon to the earth. They run out of rope, and the Baron climbs back up. He returns with more rope to tie onto the bottom. “Where did you get this?” he is asked. “I cut it from the top.”
“We never got anything other than relative peace and prosperity for a generation.”
Trump: "What we have gotten out of NATO is nothing except to protect Europe from the USSR and now Russia. We've helped them for so many years, and we never got anything. Except we pay for NATO…All we're asking for is Greenland, including right, title, and ownership."
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 PM
“We never got anything other than relative peace and prosperity for a generation.”
M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t write such a twist.
January 21, 2026 at 1:00 AM
M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t write such a twist.
They’re Probably Not Giants
Slightly diminish a band:
The Regional
The Regional
Slightly diminish a band:
They Might Be Pretty Tall
They Might Be Pretty Tall
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
They’re Probably Not Giants
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE *IS* CIVIL, REP. FUCKFACE.
Rep. Roger Williams: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."
January 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE *IS* CIVIL, REP. FUCKFACE.
“He don’t even wave like a ‘murican!” - Christopher Caldwell, probably
This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.
Why are these people such freaks?
Why are these people such freaks?
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“He don’t even wave like a ‘murican!” - Christopher Caldwell, probably
There used to be a website that tried to do this. It was also home to pretty substantial UGC for every show imaginable. Episode summaries, cast lists, you name it. Had a great community.
RIP, tv.com.
RIP, tv.com.
Seems like a basic failure that the internet refuses to tell you where a movie is streaming. Netflix is not streaming this movie!!
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
There used to be a website that tried to do this. It was also home to pretty substantial UGC for every show imaginable. Episode summaries, cast lists, you name it. Had a great community.
RIP, tv.com.
RIP, tv.com.
My short story "Between Home and Wild" is in Bewildering Stories' quarterly review!
www.bewilderingstories.com/anthologies/...
www.bewilderingstories.com/anthologies/...
Fourth Quarterly Review 2025
Editors' Choices from issues 1109-1120
www.bewilderingstories.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My short story "Between Home and Wild" is in Bewildering Stories' quarterly review!
www.bewilderingstories.com/anthologies/...
www.bewilderingstories.com/anthologies/...
This sort of thing reminds me of when the home crowd starts chirping the visiting goalie after a one-goal lead. Just a bit premature.
I know we’re all the heroes of our own stories, but building memorials to yourself seems like the sort of hubris Greek playwrights warned about.
I know we’re all the heroes of our own stories, but building memorials to yourself seems like the sort of hubris Greek playwrights warned about.
As CBS News falls apart please admire this marble bust of Bari Weiss that is installed at the fake unaccredited university she co-founded with Joe Lonsdale.
Their U. of Austin is reportedly also falling apart, with faculty leaving and enrollment crashing, so we shall see where the bust ends up.
Their U. of Austin is reportedly also falling apart, with faculty leaving and enrollment crashing, so we shall see where the bust ends up.
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This sort of thing reminds me of when the home crowd starts chirping the visiting goalie after a one-goal lead. Just a bit premature.
I know we’re all the heroes of our own stories, but building memorials to yourself seems like the sort of hubris Greek playwrights warned about.
I know we’re all the heroes of our own stories, but building memorials to yourself seems like the sort of hubris Greek playwrights warned about.
Big “Attack of the the Eye Creatures” vibes.
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Big “Attack of the the Eye Creatures” vibes.
The scofflaw and disorder president.
Trump doesn’t care about laws or rules. He does what he wants. His followers think that’s great…until they find out it isn’t. Which shows how grossly unAmerican and unpatriotic all of maga is.
@techfpv5965.bsky.social
Trump knows only Congress has the express authority to change or alter the name of the Kennedy Center for performing arts but as usual that didn't stop the malignant narcissist from adding his name to the bldg which is being done as we speak.
Trump knows only Congress has the express authority to change or alter the name of the Kennedy Center for performing arts but as usual that didn't stop the malignant narcissist from adding his name to the bldg which is being done as we speak.
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The scofflaw and disorder president.
Holy shit, I was just being funny. Watching the movie now.
“Telling the truth is a bitter herb…”
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Holy shit, I was just being funny. Watching the movie now.
Congrats to Apple on Liquid Glass, a UI so awful it’s guaranteed to reduce screen time.
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Congrats to Apple on Liquid Glass, a UI so awful it’s guaranteed to reduce screen time.