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When will Trump win the Waste Management Peace Prize?
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
When will Trump win the Waste Management Peace Prize?
One of my personal preferences is to not have turds in my food. Obviously, Mike Johnson is flexible on that subject.
Mike Johnson: "All of us have to give up on our personal preferences."
July 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
One of my personal preferences is to not have turds in my food. Obviously, Mike Johnson is flexible on that subject.
Translation: This is dick bopping vs scissoring!
June 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Translation: This is dick bopping vs scissoring!
Isn't it great to watch two idiots go after each other?
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Isn't it great to watch two idiots go after each other?
The alpha walks through the crowd as if parting the Red Sea, assessing the situation and finding it's target. All lesser beings scurry and bow as the target is warned and calm restored. These are the actions of a legend.
May 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The alpha walks through the crowd as if parting the Red Sea, assessing the situation and finding it's target. All lesser beings scurry and bow as the target is warned and calm restored. These are the actions of a legend.
Haven't heard anyone talk about the security implications of these gifts/bribes. As a side note, when the US built a new embassy in Moscow many years ago, it had numerous Russian eavesdropping bugs built in to it.
May 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Haven't heard anyone talk about the security implications of these gifts/bribes. As a side note, when the US built a new embassy in Moscow many years ago, it had numerous Russian eavesdropping bugs built in to it.
Okay, let's say the Conclave selects Trump as the next Pope, what do you think his first actions will be?
I think he'll bring back the Inquisition. Let's call it Inquisition 2.0 with the motto "We're not going to be nice like the last time!"
I think he'll bring back the Inquisition. Let's call it Inquisition 2.0 with the motto "We're not going to be nice like the last time!"
May 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Okay, let's say the Conclave selects Trump as the next Pope, what do you think his first actions will be?
I think he'll bring back the Inquisition. Let's call it Inquisition 2.0 with the motto "We're not going to be nice like the last time!"
I think he'll bring back the Inquisition. Let's call it Inquisition 2.0 with the motto "We're not going to be nice like the last time!"
Please JD, kiss Trump's butt one more time. Hopefully, Trump will catch a terrible terminal anal infection that will rid the US of the worst president of all time.
JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.
What’s next on the agenda?
What’s next on the agenda?
May 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Please JD, kiss Trump's butt one more time. Hopefully, Trump will catch a terrible terminal anal infection that will rid the US of the worst president of all time.
How do we know that Kash Patel is not a MS-13 gang member? He seems to talk about them a lot!
“For decades, MS-13 thugs have identified themselves by wearing black gowns and carrying around wooden hammers with which they could enact their sick sense of gangland justice,” said FBI director Kash Patel
theonion.com/fbi-cla...
theonion.com/fbi-cla...
FBI Claims Gavel, Black Gowns Prove Ties To MS-13 Gang
WASHINGTON—Explaining that such items constituted a veritable uniform for the notorious criminal organization, FBI director Kash Patel claimed Monday that gavels and black gowns were sufficient evidence to tie an individual to the MS-13 gang. “For decades, MS-13 thugs have identified themselves by wearing black gowns and carrying around wooden hammers with which they could […]
theonion.com
April 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How do we know that Kash Patel is not a MS-13 gang member? He seems to talk about them a lot!
He looks like a sleep drooler to me!
I’m not normally a bird watcher, but I was thrilled to catch a blue suited twit sleeping away the day.
April 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
He looks like a sleep drooler to me!
Steve Witkoff seems to spend a lot of time in Russia. I assume he Putin's handjob valet.
I for one am amazed that Steve Witkoff, Trump’s golf buddy with zero diplomatic experience, could not bring peace to Ukraine
April 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Steve Witkoff seems to spend a lot of time in Russia. I assume he Putin's handjob valet.
The poor guy actually thinks Putin gives a shit about what he thinks.
And the comment about bad timing on strikes in Kyiv. Didn't realize there was a good time to kill innocent people.
And the comment about bad timing on strikes in Kyiv. Didn't realize there was a good time to kill innocent people.
April 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The poor guy actually thinks Putin gives a shit about what he thinks.
And the comment about bad timing on strikes in Kyiv. Didn't realize there was a good time to kill innocent people.
And the comment about bad timing on strikes in Kyiv. Didn't realize there was a good time to kill innocent people.
Perhaps RFK jr should be referred to as Mr. Death. Because he seems willing to kill a lot of people based on his screwed up beliefs.
RFK Jr on Fox pushes the debunked claim that the covid vaccine increases death rates for kids. (Source: https://publichealthcollaborative.org/alerts/interview-resurfaces-a-years-old-pfizer-vaccine-trial-myth/)
April 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Perhaps RFK jr should be referred to as Mr. Death. Because he seems willing to kill a lot of people based on his screwed up beliefs.
All these negative shocks perpetrated against the American people by a sitting president. A trained Russian asset couldn't create this much damage to American society.
He’s weakening our country. He’s weakening our economy. He’s weakening our alliances. He’s weakening the free world. He’s weakening our influence around the world.
And Putin keeps smiling every single day.
And Putin keeps smiling every single day.
April 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
All these negative shocks perpetrated against the American people by a sitting president. A trained Russian asset couldn't create this much damage to American society.
The problem is that Trump will want to declare martial law at some point and he needs someone as SecDef to execute this order. Pete is that person. If there is another one nominated, Trump will be looking for similar character flaws.
Our military is in chaos.
Our most sensitive national security intel isn’t safe.
Our adversaries are overjoyed.
Pete Hegseth has to go ASAP.
Our most sensitive national security intel isn’t safe.
Our adversaries are overjoyed.
Pete Hegseth has to go ASAP.
April 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The problem is that Trump will want to declare martial law at some point and he needs someone as SecDef to execute this order. Pete is that person. If there is another one nominated, Trump will be looking for similar character flaws.
Adam Schiff occupies a space in Trump's mind like a tick sucking on Trump's brain.
The President of the United States seems oddly focused on me.
Shouldn't he be focused on the economy he's crashing?
Shouldn't he be focused on the economy he's crashing?
April 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Adam Schiff occupies a space in Trump's mind like a tick sucking on Trump's brain.
It's about goddamn time someone taught those freeloading penguins a lesson.
TAPPER: You're imposing a 10% on the Heard and MccDonald islands. They have zero human inhabitants. Why are you putting tariffs on islands entirely populated by penguins?
ROLLINS: Whatever. Listen, the people leading this are serious, intentional, patriotic, the smartest I've ever worked with.
ROLLINS: Whatever. Listen, the people leading this are serious, intentional, patriotic, the smartest I've ever worked with.
April 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's about goddamn time someone taught those freeloading penguins a lesson.
Trump wants to surrender on Ukraine. Trump is first president in US history to annouce a position of surrender (due to his strange queer love for Putin). Cowards gotta be cowards.
President Trump will speak with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday, as the U.S. pursues a ceasefire deal in Ukraine.
What Russia and Ukraine want out of talks, as Trump speaks to Putin Tuesday
President Trump will speak with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday, as the U.S. pursues a ceasefire deal in Ukraine.
www.npr.org
March 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Trump wants to surrender on Ukraine. Trump is first president in US history to annouce a position of surrender (due to his strange queer love for Putin). Cowards gotta be cowards.
Is Bezos going to do a Washington Post job on James Bond?
For @opinion.bloomberg.com, I wrote about Amazon's terrible plans for the Bond franchise, and how an MCU-style multimedia franchise isn't even working for Marvel anymore. Gift link: bit.ly/4kgHikW
Amazon Wants to Turn James Bond Into Slop
Now that the streamer has creative control over Hollywood’s most durable film series, the list of possible disasters is endless.
bit.ly
February 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Is Bezos going to do a Washington Post job on James Bond?
Miscreants of the long table eating at the Clown's trough.
Don't expect intelligent outcomes!
Don't expect intelligent outcomes!
Five weeks in, there's an emerging pattern in how the Trump administration moves to target federal employees. And it begins with Elon Musk bringing in tactics he's employed at his various businesses.
A pattern emerges in Elon Musk's federal shakeup: 'Break first, ask questions later'
Five weeks in, there's an emerging pattern in how the Trump administration moves to target federal employees. And it begins with Elon Musk bringing in tactics he's employed at his various businesses.
www.npr.org
February 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Miscreants of the long table eating at the Clown's trough.
Don't expect intelligent outcomes!
Don't expect intelligent outcomes!
Is Elon Musk's companies causing all these crashes?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Inquiring minds want to know.
BREAKING: A plane has crashed in Arizona, leaving at least one person dead.
One confirmed dead in Marana Regional Airport crash Wednesday morning
A crash has occurred at Marana Regional Airport, 11700 W. Avra Valley Road, Wednesday morning, KGUN 9 has confirmed with airport personnel.
www.kgun9.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Is Elon Musk's companies causing all these crashes?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Inquiring minds want to know.
What's happening in the Gulf of Mexico?
February 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What's happening in the Gulf of Mexico?
Watching Guardians of the Galaxy V2.
I think Trump's name should be Taserface.
I think Trump's name should be Taserface.
February 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Watching Guardians of the Galaxy V2.
I think Trump's name should be Taserface.
I think Trump's name should be Taserface.
Trump still mad about the Russian pee pee tape and thinks the CIA has a copy. CIA, if you have a copy, you might want to release it.
Top Dem on the House Intel Committee Jim Himes says in a statement that he understands that the White House “insisted” on the CIA transmitting the list in an unclassified email
New via NYT — The CIA sent the White House an unclassified email listing all employees hired by the spy agency over the last two years to comply with an executive order to shrink the federal work force. One former agency officer called the reporting of names a “counterintelligence disaster.”
February 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Trump still mad about the Russian pee pee tape and thinks the CIA has a copy. CIA, if you have a copy, you might want to release it.
Government has been compromised. Time for citizens to step up.
If the database is compromised, then it seems that all financial aid recipients would have a class action case against the government and the perpetrators. How does anyone know that financial information is correct? Sue for complete forgiveness of all debt.
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Government has been compromised. Time for citizens to step up.