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About to tip over because I lean so far to the left.
Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
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#ResistanceRoots
#BlackHistoryMonth
Today in history, 1946: Isaac Woodard Jr., a Black Army sergeant, is beaten and permanently blinded by a white police chief in Batesburg, S.C., hours after being honorably discharged from WWII. The event helped spur the desegregation of the U.S. Armed Forces. /1
#BlackHistoryMonth
Today in history, 1946: Isaac Woodard Jr., a Black Army sergeant, is beaten and permanently blinded by a white police chief in Batesburg, S.C., hours after being honorably discharged from WWII. The event helped spur the desegregation of the U.S. Armed Forces. /1
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
#ResistanceRoots
#BlackHistoryMonth
Today in history, 1946: Isaac Woodard Jr., a Black Army sergeant, is beaten and permanently blinded by a white police chief in Batesburg, S.C., hours after being honorably discharged from WWII. The event helped spur the desegregation of the U.S. Armed Forces. /1
#BlackHistoryMonth
Today in history, 1946: Isaac Woodard Jr., a Black Army sergeant, is beaten and permanently blinded by a white police chief in Batesburg, S.C., hours after being honorably discharged from WWII. The event helped spur the desegregation of the U.S. Armed Forces. /1
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. The translation is "he/she/they is/are chopping it off with an axe/sharp instrument
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. The translation is "he/she/they is/are chopping it off with an axe/sharp instrument
February 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. The translation is "he/she/they is/are chopping it off with an axe/sharp instrument
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. The translation is "he/she/they is/are chopping it off with an axe/sharp instrument
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Hey Black folks that make ice cream: let me give you a coupon code for my ice cream recipes! Message me! Happy Black History Month! ❤️
If this isn’t you, please share and repost so it can find the folks it’s meant for! Thanks!
If this isn’t you, please share and repost so it can find the folks it’s meant for! Thanks!
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Hey Black folks that make ice cream: let me give you a coupon code for my ice cream recipes! Message me! Happy Black History Month! ❤️
If this isn’t you, please share and repost so it can find the folks it’s meant for! Thanks!
If this isn’t you, please share and repost so it can find the folks it’s meant for! Thanks!
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
Jasmine Crockett just lit into Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Jasmine Crockett just lit into Bondi.
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White people in power are severely abusing their power, on all governmental levels, and yet the collective outcry and the collective disgust seem minimal at best.
Punching down is so easy. Punching up requires grit, determination and unity.
Wake up.
Punching down is so easy. Punching up requires grit, determination and unity.
Wake up.
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
White people in power are severely abusing their power, on all governmental levels, and yet the collective outcry and the collective disgust seem minimal at best.
Punching down is so easy. Punching up requires grit, determination and unity.
Wake up.
Punching down is so easy. Punching up requires grit, determination and unity.
Wake up.
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Nobody knows more about music.
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Nobody knows more about music.
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filling my weekly pill organizer with Pop Rocks
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
filling my weekly pill organizer with Pop Rocks
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White Christian men who are angry because they feel there weren’t enough white Christian men in Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl appearance can just open up and start reading the Epstein Files. There are nothing but white Christian men in there. #FDT #ProsecuteThePedophiles #EpsteinFiles
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
White Christian men who are angry because they feel there weren’t enough white Christian men in Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl appearance can just open up and start reading the Epstein Files. There are nothing but white Christian men in there. #FDT #ProsecuteThePedophiles #EpsteinFiles
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During a congressional visit, Congressman Joaquin Castro discovered that babies as young as two months old are being held at the Dilley, Texas Family Concentration Camp. (February 10, 2026)
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
During a congressional visit, Congressman Joaquin Castro discovered that babies as young as two months old are being held at the Dilley, Texas Family Concentration Camp. (February 10, 2026)
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quiet history: there are more references to Donald Trump in the epstein files than there are God and Jesus references in the bible
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
quiet history: there are more references to Donald Trump in the epstein files than there are God and Jesus references in the bible
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
I can't express how happy I was when I came home from work today. Our trash was finally picked up after 3 weeks.
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I can't express how happy I was when I came home from work today. Our trash was finally picked up after 3 weeks.
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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I can listen to JD Vance — the most hated man in Europe after Putin and Trump — getting booed loudly at the Milan Olympics all day long. 🤣🤣
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I can listen to JD Vance — the most hated man in Europe after Putin and Trump — getting booed loudly at the Milan Olympics all day long. 🤣🤣
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The epstein files have children as young as 9. apparently there are little girls buried on Epsteins NM ranch after a fetish video. q anons hashtag was protect the children. whatever happened to this? Since it is their side torturing raping and killing children now it is OK?
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The epstein files have children as young as 9. apparently there are little girls buried on Epsteins NM ranch after a fetish video. q anons hashtag was protect the children. whatever happened to this? Since it is their side torturing raping and killing children now it is OK?
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43 sleeps until opening day. Dock Ellis is pictured here shaking off the sign. Dock threw the fourth no-hitter in Pirates history, the first by a pitcher on acid. June 12, 1970.
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
43 sleeps until opening day. Dock Ellis is pictured here shaking off the sign. Dock threw the fourth no-hitter in Pirates history, the first by a pitcher on acid. June 12, 1970.
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My trust issues also manifest themselves when I look both ways multiple times before crossing a one-way street.
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
My trust issues also manifest themselves when I look both ways multiple times before crossing a one-way street.
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The SAVE Act is a literal poll tax for married women who changed their last name.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The SAVE Act is a literal poll tax for married women who changed their last name.
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Lionel Messi (born 24 June 1987) is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward for and captains both Major League Soccer club Inter Miami and the Argentina national team.
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Lionel Messi (born 24 June 1987) is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward for and captains both Major League Soccer club Inter Miami and the Argentina national team.
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Please stop betting on which of our pit bosses will next have a heart attack.
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Please stop betting on which of our pit bosses will next have a heart attack.
Dinosaur Jr's cover of "Just Like Heaven" is the best version of the song.
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Dinosaur Jr's cover of "Just Like Heaven" is the best version of the song.
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Good morning!
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February 10, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Good morning!
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I'm a ten dollar cowboy......
Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I'm a ten dollar cowboy......
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Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......