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About to tip over because I lean so far to the left.
Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
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ICE Barbie’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem. The initials spell KLAN. Sometimes the universe writes the joke itself.
February 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
ICE Barbie’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem. The initials spell KLAN. Sometimes the universe writes the joke itself.
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February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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RIP
The band Cake has announced that cofounder & original guitarist Greg Brown has died after a brief illness. He was 59. Brown wrote or co-wrote several songs on Cake's first two albums, including their most popular single, "The Distance."
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February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
RIP
Can I get a hit.....I mean an amen!
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Can I get a hit.....I mean an amen!
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The first crack in the wall: An ICE agent just quit.
February 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The first crack in the wall: An ICE agent just quit.
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“BRB, Mr. President. I’m off to mock people’s appearances on the internet.”
— Steven Cheung
“Good thinking, Oddjob.”
— Senile Satan
— Steven Cheung
“Good thinking, Oddjob.”
— Senile Satan
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
“BRB, Mr. President. I’m off to mock people’s appearances on the internet.”
— Steven Cheung
“Good thinking, Oddjob.”
— Senile Satan
— Steven Cheung
“Good thinking, Oddjob.”
— Senile Satan
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That could be like the true measure of a nation.
If you can give guns to your homeless people and they don't use them to revolt against you, then you're doing fine.
Seems fair to me.
If you can give guns to your homeless people and they don't use them to revolt against you, then you're doing fine.
Seems fair to me.
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
That could be like the true measure of a nation.
If you can give guns to your homeless people and they don't use them to revolt against you, then you're doing fine.
Seems fair to me.
If you can give guns to your homeless people and they don't use them to revolt against you, then you're doing fine.
Seems fair to me.
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Good morning, all!
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Good morning, all!
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I came across this Robin Hood concept art today in a book
February 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I came across this Robin Hood concept art today in a book
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a 23 year old at the bar told me she "loves my aesthetic" so I'll be riding the young person compliment high for a week
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
a 23 year old at the bar told me she "loves my aesthetic" so I'll be riding the young person compliment high for a week
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Looking forward to having this conversation with my mother at at least three Nashville SC games.
“Wow, Perez is great!”
“It’s Pérez.”
“Huh?”
“Pérez. Not Perez.”
“I can’t say it like that.”
Her favorite candy bar? Paydays. 😒 I just reeeeally think she can say it y’all.
“Wow, Perez is great!”
“It’s Pérez.”
“Huh?”
“Pérez. Not Perez.”
“I can’t say it like that.”
Her favorite candy bar? Paydays. 😒 I just reeeeally think she can say it y’all.
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Looking forward to having this conversation with my mother at at least three Nashville SC games.
“Wow, Perez is great!”
“It’s Pérez.”
“Huh?”
“Pérez. Not Perez.”
“I can’t say it like that.”
Her favorite candy bar? Paydays. 😒 I just reeeeally think she can say it y’all.
“Wow, Perez is great!”
“It’s Pérez.”
“Huh?”
“Pérez. Not Perez.”
“I can’t say it like that.”
Her favorite candy bar? Paydays. 😒 I just reeeeally think she can say it y’all.
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February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Don’t threaten me with a good time!
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Security will shut down next week if they do not work with Republicans and the White House.
Homeland Security shutdown grows more likely as Republicans rebuff Democratic demands for ICE
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Secu…
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February 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
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Actually the doctor was Frankenberry. You’re thinking of Frankenberry’s monster.
February 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Actually the doctor was Frankenberry. You’re thinking of Frankenberry’s monster.
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Starting to think that Cap’n Crunch Oops All Berries wasn’t actually a mistake and they planned to sell it all along
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Starting to think that Cap’n Crunch Oops All Berries wasn’t actually a mistake and they planned to sell it all along
Omg!!!!!!!!!!!
The Turning Point USA wants to revert to older times so badly, they are offering the music version of bologna sandwiches.
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Kid Rock to headline TPUSA counterprogrammed Super Bowl halftime show
Kid Rock will host the Turning Point USA counterprogrammed Super Bowl halftime show on Sunday, Feb. 8.
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February 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Omg!!!!!!!!!!!
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I had an incident with the toothbrush and my eyeball.
I will field absolutely no questions on this.
I will field absolutely no questions on this.
a man wearing a pirate eye patch is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a drink .
ALT: a man wearing a pirate eye patch is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a drink .
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February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I had an incident with the toothbrush and my eyeball.
I will field absolutely no questions on this.
I will field absolutely no questions on this.
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5th Feb 1972 - Paul Simon released his first new song without Art Garfunkel; 'Mother and Child Reunion', which peaked at No.4 in the US. Simon got the idea for the song's title from a chicken-and-egg dish called Mother and Child Reunion that he saw on a Chinese restaurant menu. #PaulSimon
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
5th Feb 1972 - Paul Simon released his first new song without Art Garfunkel; 'Mother and Child Reunion', which peaked at No.4 in the US. Simon got the idea for the song's title from a chicken-and-egg dish called Mother and Child Reunion that he saw on a Chinese restaurant menu. #PaulSimon
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every American needs to watch this:
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Raise your hand if you're not on the Trumpstein List
a cartoon character raising his hand in a classroom with the words me ! me !
ALT: a cartoon character raising his hand in a classroom with the words me ! me !
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February 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Raise your hand if you're not on the Trumpstein List
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On to one of my top 5 albums of all time
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
On to one of my top 5 albums of all time