I love all the adorable cat pictures on Bluesky, but I am not a fan of their "voice" being cutesy misspelled words. Cats don't play that shit. They have the impeccable grammar of true assholes. They're cats.

RFK really missed the simplest lesson of LBJ’s career, try not to get any kids killed if your name rhymes with “how many kids did you kill today”

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

On the day after the election, I made a promise to the people of Illinois: when it comes to threats to our freedom, health, or security, if you come for my people, you come through me.

Elon endorses sending US citizens to prisons in El Salvador. Elon is an existential threat to every US citizen.

Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.

Smashed records.

Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.

So do hold onto joy but don't expect (yourself or others) to feel joy in the face of abject horror and do continue to demand accountability but don't follow rules that the other side ignores and do refuse to engage the chaos factory but don't comply in advance?

This will be difficult.

We’re excited to release several new singles this year, starting with our first new track, “Demon Slayer,” on February 2nd. Crystal-clear jangle pop blends with distorted guitars.
Here’s a little teaser for you in advance!

@advisenotconvince.bsky.social oh, I may have forgotten to mention...you're supposed to have a cat here.

if we had automatic disqualifications from public office, "incited a public panic because you thought orion's belt was a bunch of iranian drones" would be such a layup

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

Well, isn’t that convenient? Musk gets named to the fake department of DOGE, and suddenly NASA’s future is up for debate—just as SpaceX is poised to cash in. Funny how “efficiency” seems to mean redirecting public funds straight into private pockets.

If someone who is being bullied tells you "it's fine, let's just not focus on it" what they are telling you is that they can't trust *you* to have their back. There's only one way to prove them wrong.

that the house GOP is covering up evidence of sexual predation by a former member and nominee to higher office while simultaneously smearing a trans woman as a potential predator without any evidence beyond base bigotry are two sides of the same coin