Splodge
@schnoodles.bsky.social
Welcome to my sunny outlook and cheerful disposition!
I'm chronically ill and housebound, when I can do a thing it's probably in the garden.
ME/CFS and a few other things, but I find medical stuff to be very dull.
Art is by Ronald Searle
I'm chronically ill and housebound, when I can do a thing it's probably in the garden.
ME/CFS and a few other things, but I find medical stuff to be very dull.
Art is by Ronald Searle
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Splodge
@schnoodles.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Misanthropic Melbournite, likes animals. Knitting's nice too. So is dirt under my fingernails.
I have health issues coming out the wazoo. Literally. Disabled, housebound.
No unsolicted advice - that's a blocking.
She/her. Not going to "debate" transphobia or other right wing bullshit.
I have health issues coming out the wazoo. Literally. Disabled, housebound.
No unsolicted advice - that's a blocking.
She/her. Not going to "debate" transphobia or other right wing bullshit.
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Fascinating stuff happening on TikTok this week. Here is a good background of how it began with a woman testing churches across USA by calling and asking if they could provide her a can of formula to feed her starving baby. Almost all of them said no
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Fascinating stuff happening on TikTok this week. Here is a good background of how it began with a woman testing churches across USA by calling and asking if they could provide her a can of formula to feed her starving baby. Almost all of them said no
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Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me.
Injuries were super fish oil.
Injuries were super fish oil.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me.
Injuries were super fish oil.
Injuries were super fish oil.
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Someone dropped new "defend raping children by saying, 'hey it's not like they were 8 years old"
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Someone dropped new "defend raping children by saying, 'hey it's not like they were 8 years old"
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What a scandal! A former Australian soldier recruited to support a controversial Albanese government deportation plan is demanding answers after discovering a bikie gang had infiltrated the critical border security operation.
www.theage.com.au/national/min...
www.theage.com.au/national/min...
‘Mind-boggling’: Whistleblower reveals how global bikie boss won Nauru security deal
A former soldier recruited to support an Albanese government deportation plan wants an inquiry after finding a gang had infiltrated the border security operation.
www.theage.com.au
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What a scandal! A former Australian soldier recruited to support a controversial Albanese government deportation plan is demanding answers after discovering a bikie gang had infiltrated the critical border security operation.
www.theage.com.au/national/min...
www.theage.com.au/national/min...
Daily visits from home nurses. Daily dressings. That's life right now. And for the foreseeable.
I've got to say that there's nothing like a nurse saying "oh dear" when they see your wound that would really make you sit up and take notice if you weren't lying down and facing the other way.
I've got to say that there's nothing like a nurse saying "oh dear" when they see your wound that would really make you sit up and take notice if you weren't lying down and facing the other way.
September 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Daily visits from home nurses. Daily dressings. That's life right now. And for the foreseeable.
I've got to say that there's nothing like a nurse saying "oh dear" when they see your wound that would really make you sit up and take notice if you weren't lying down and facing the other way.
I've got to say that there's nothing like a nurse saying "oh dear" when they see your wound that would really make you sit up and take notice if you weren't lying down and facing the other way.
Weird how I get home and suddenly it's spring.
September 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Weird how I get home and suddenly it's spring.
Awfully quiet out there. #GrandFinal
September 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Awfully quiet out there. #GrandFinal
So I wound up in hospital again. Shit got wild. I really don't like having an unpredictable body. Hopefully I'll be home soon enough and can actually process this latest physical drama.
September 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
So I wound up in hospital again. Shit got wild. I really don't like having an unpredictable body. Hopefully I'll be home soon enough and can actually process this latest physical drama.
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Siddhartha Gautama sneaking out of the palace, seeing the Four Sights, and drawing exactly the wrong conclusions each time.
August 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Siddhartha Gautama sneaking out of the palace, seeing the Four Sights, and drawing exactly the wrong conclusions each time.
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"I am the lawyer for a multinational group active in the energy sector that intends to displace a small Amazonian indigenous community from their territories in order to build a dam and a hydroelectric plant … How can we get the lowest possible price in negotiations with these indigenous people?"
Leaked ChatGPT Conversation Shows User Identified as Lawyer Asking How to "Displace a Small Amazonian Indigenous Community From Their Territories in Order to Build a Dam and a Hydroelectric Plant"
Tens of thousands of ChatGPT conversations were mistakenly shared by users who used a feature that OpenAI has swiftly removed.
futurism.com
August 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"I am the lawyer for a multinational group active in the energy sector that intends to displace a small Amazonian indigenous community from their territories in order to build a dam and a hydroelectric plant … How can we get the lowest possible price in negotiations with these indigenous people?"
So I've got life changing surgery coming up next week. On the plus side, it's also life saving so on balance it's way better to have it than run away and hide. #FuckCancer
August 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
So I've got life changing surgery coming up next week. On the plus side, it's also life saving so on balance it's way better to have it than run away and hide. #FuckCancer
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Just read this on the cancellation of the Jewish comedians in Edinbrugh covering the wider context of anti-semitism in the uk. I don't usually say "why is no one talking about this" cos often it's because I've missed someone talking about this but I've really looked and...crickets.
How to cancel Jews (and get away with it). A 21st century guide to the oldest hatred.
How to cancel Jews (and get away with it)
A 21st century guide to the oldest hatred
www.linestotake.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Just read this on the cancellation of the Jewish comedians in Edinbrugh covering the wider context of anti-semitism in the uk. I don't usually say "why is no one talking about this" cos often it's because I've missed someone talking about this but I've really looked and...crickets.
I really really want to stay awaaaaake for this. Wanna see the Arc de Triomphe and all that. But my eyelids are so heavy. Gaaaah.
#CouchPeloton
#CouchPeloton
July 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I really really want to stay awaaaaake for this. Wanna see the Arc de Triomphe and all that. But my eyelids are so heavy. Gaaaah.
#CouchPeloton
#CouchPeloton
Urban race stages must be a problem for nature breaks. Especially because there aren't any parked cars for them to pee on the back wheels of. #CouchPeloton
July 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Urban race stages must be a problem for nature breaks. Especially because there aren't any parked cars for them to pee on the back wheels of. #CouchPeloton
Needs more cow onesies. #CouchPeloton
July 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Needs more cow onesies. #CouchPeloton
July 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Go Jegat, ignore the haters! #CouchPeloton
July 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Go Jegat, ignore the haters! #CouchPeloton
A lot of farming around these parts of France says Gerro. Well. Yes. #CouchPeloton
July 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A lot of farming around these parts of France says Gerro. Well. Yes. #CouchPeloton
Also off topic. Volume up.
youtu.be/OR6sDEGVWDw?...
youtu.be/OR6sDEGVWDw?...
AVEM - A.V.E.M. (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Avem The Band
youtu.be
July 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Also off topic. Volume up.
youtu.be/OR6sDEGVWDw?...
youtu.be/OR6sDEGVWDw?...
Off topic: youtu.be/djQ9G38rbqY?...
「BLUE」Vulfmon & Jacob Jeffries (Point Lobo Anime MV)
YouTube video by Vulf
youtu.be
July 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Off topic: youtu.be/djQ9G38rbqY?...
Ooof, I keep dozing off with my eyes open. Time to join the #BedPeloton. #CouchPeloton
July 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ooof, I keep dozing off with my eyes open. Time to join the #BedPeloton. #CouchPeloton
So close! I love a good ending. #CouchPeloton
July 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So close! I love a good ending. #CouchPeloton