Schatzi Page
@schatzipage.bsky.social
Still an ancient astronaut theorist.
What can I say, I love my job.
What can I say, I love my job.
@blazeweedman.bsky.social hope you and your bro have fun tonight 🐧
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@blazeweedman.bsky.social hope you and your bro have fun tonight 🐧
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okay some things about the future are good
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
okay some things about the future are good
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
How I’m walking out of 2025
Best Birthday in the Biz!
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Best Birthday in the Biz!
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January 10, UK friends!
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertain...
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertain...
How to watch Heated Rivalry in the UK: Everything you need to know as show gets New Year release date
The viral show is coming to the UK and we're so ready! 🙋
www.cosmopolitan.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
January 10, UK friends!
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertain...
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertain...
Heated Rivalry
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Heated Rivalry
Handzus Ailments
Jair Bolsonero cannot die. He is doomed to live forever, picking up more and more ailments for the rest of eternity
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Handzus Ailments
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What the fuck lmfao
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What the fuck lmfao
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For the first time in a decade, I'm not horribly depressed this Christmas. I am celebrating my good fortune this year by reminding anybody who needs it—there is help.
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
For the first time in a decade, I'm not horribly depressed this Christmas. I am celebrating my good fortune this year by reminding anybody who needs it—there is help.
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yellow line
skokie, illinois
skokie, illinois
December 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
yellow line
skokie, illinois
skokie, illinois
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This is the news every day for the past 6 years
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the news every day for the past 6 years
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and if you weren’t sure, you can read my substack from earlier today
prashanthiyer.substack.com/p/the-red-wi...
prashanthiyer.substack.com/p/the-red-wi...
The Red Wings Are A Wagon
Twas’ the game before Christmas and the Red Wings sit in 1st place in the Atlantic Division.
prashanthiyer.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
and if you weren’t sure, you can read my substack from earlier today
prashanthiyer.substack.com/p/the-red-wi...
prashanthiyer.substack.com/p/the-red-wi...
@shannysland.bsky.social I sowwy
a close up of a man 's face in a blue hoodie
ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a blue hoodie
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@shannysland.bsky.social I sowwy
That was fillllllthy
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
That was fillllllthy
Holy shit you guys
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Holy shit you guys
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DYLAN LARKIN NATIONAL HERO
December 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
DYLAN LARKIN NATIONAL HERO
DYLAN LARKIN NATIONAL HERO
December 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
DYLAN LARKIN NATIONAL HERO
EMMITT SMITH FINNIEEEEEE
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
EMMITT SMITH FINNIEEEEEE
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I absolutely love all the (positive) national attention the Red Wings are getting and have gotten this week, from the Mo Seider chatter to the TNT crew singing the Wings’ defensive praises the 1st intermission
December 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I absolutely love all the (positive) national attention the Red Wings are getting and have gotten this week, from the Mo Seider chatter to the TNT crew singing the Wings’ defensive praises the 1st intermission
@prashanthiyer.bsky.social I have a theory that Larkin speaking out at the end of last season was a wake up call to the org—and has in some way led to this great run.
Are there numbers to back that up?
Are there numbers to back that up?
December 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@prashanthiyer.bsky.social I have a theory that Larkin speaking out at the end of last season was a wake up call to the org—and has in some way led to this great run.
Are there numbers to back that up?
Are there numbers to back that up?
Grappling with the sensation of the Red Wings currently being 5th overall—and it doesn’t feel like a fluke.
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Grappling with the sensation of the Red Wings currently being 5th overall—and it doesn’t feel like a fluke.
JVR is playing the way we had hoped Tarasenko would’ve played last year
December 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
JVR is playing the way we had hoped Tarasenko would’ve played last year
James Van Badass!
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
James Van Badass!
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.