Schatzi Page
@schatzipage.bsky.social
Still an ancient astronaut theorist.
What can I say, I love my job.
What can I say, I love my job.
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inventing a new kind of computer that is just there to compute and not pretend to think or trick you into believing it can feel
calling it abacus 2
calling it abacus 2
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
inventing a new kind of computer that is just there to compute and not pretend to think or trick you into believing it can feel
calling it abacus 2
calling it abacus 2
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Trump: duhhhh how do magnets work nobody knows
Earth: I’ll show you some fucking magnetic shit right now asshole let me call the Sun real quick
Earth: I’ll show you some fucking magnetic shit right now asshole let me call the Sun real quick
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Trump: duhhhh how do magnets work nobody knows
Earth: I’ll show you some fucking magnetic shit right now asshole let me call the Sun real quick
Earth: I’ll show you some fucking magnetic shit right now asshole let me call the Sun real quick
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
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Anyways back in olden times a red aurora meant the death of kings
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Anyways back in olden times a red aurora meant the death of kings
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
Mister Worldwide
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Mister Worldwide
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Do it. Writing about it now. Hound my clients about it regularly. Can go on for hours about it. Don't question it. Do it.
Stop 🛑 waiting to use your fine China, quality limited edition cookware, glass bowls and special glasses. Stop ✋🏽 waiting for some special occasion to use all of those things. Every day is a special occasion. Utilize everything, every day because every day is special. ☝🏽 ✨
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Do it. Writing about it now. Hound my clients about it regularly. Can go on for hours about it. Don't question it. Do it.
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I bet Mace flipped
Breaking: Mike Johnson just announced that he'll swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva on Wednesday at 4pm ET.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I bet Mace flipped
It’s also funny that the article mentions that they’re threatening to come back with 1000 officers in March.
March? In Chicago? You mean Smarch?
Please, try it. 🤣
March? In Chicago? You mean Smarch?
Please, try it. 🤣
Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino and other federal immigration agents could be leaving Chicago this week, reports say. blockclubchi.co/4qT41qx
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It’s also funny that the article mentions that they’re threatening to come back with 1000 officers in March.
March? In Chicago? You mean Smarch?
Please, try it. 🤣
March? In Chicago? You mean Smarch?
Please, try it. 🤣
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Looking forward to reading this new ROCKFORD FILES book.
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Looking forward to reading this new ROCKFORD FILES book.
Ironic, it snows and the ice melts
Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino and other federal immigration agents could be leaving Chicago this week, reports say. blockclubchi.co/4qT41qx
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Ironic, it snows and the ice melts
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Today is the anniversary of the 11-11-84 show by the Replacements that became "The Shit Hits the Fans," a cassette-only official bootleg release by the indie label Twin/Tone a couple months later. Here is the full recording and below is a Rashomon-style thread retelling the tale from multiple POV's.
The Replacements - The Shit Hits The Fans (1985)
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November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Today is the anniversary of the 11-11-84 show by the Replacements that became "The Shit Hits the Fans," a cassette-only official bootleg release by the indie label Twin/Tone a couple months later. Here is the full recording and below is a Rashomon-style thread retelling the tale from multiple POV's.
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Never forget!
On November 11, 1887, four anarchists were hanged, after being found guilty of murder of a cop in Chicago's Haymarket Square, though the prosecutor admitted that they were actually tried for being anarchists.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Never forget!
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Chicago #PWHL fans! Put these PWHL Takeover Tour games on your calendars! Pre-sale starts this Thursday! Support women's professional hockey!
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Chicago #PWHL fans! Put these PWHL Takeover Tour games on your calendars! Pre-sale starts this Thursday! Support women's professional hockey!
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Here are my favorite fabric studies i've drawn so far bc i think they look cool together
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Here are my favorite fabric studies i've drawn so far bc i think they look cool together
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Be sure to read the alt text and see how it should be done!
Timeline cleanse courtesy Graceland Cemetery yesterday, looking more gorgeous than any cemetery has a right to look
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Be sure to read the alt text and see how it should be done!
A worker at the cafe in my hotel, San Diego
“Oh you’re from Chicago? I like your governor!”
“Oh you’re from Chicago? I like your governor!”
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A worker at the cafe in my hotel, San Diego
“Oh you’re from Chicago? I like your governor!”
“Oh you’re from Chicago? I like your governor!”
In a good way, of course!
The Chair Company might just be the most fucked up show out there
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
In a good way, of course!
@schwarziest.bsky.social just splurged on a 100 level ticket for the Hawks/Red Wings game, if you’re gonna be there!
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
@schwarziest.bsky.social just splurged on a 100 level ticket for the Hawks/Red Wings game, if you’re gonna be there!
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The world has focused on Zohran Mamdani, for VERY good reason. 🙌🏼
But don’t forget- he’s not the only one.👊🏼
Mayor Brandon Johnson of Chicago is on 🔥….
Much like Mamdani, he is focused on the right thing- affordability.
And fighting ICE.
We love him 💙 &
@jbpritzker.bsky.social
& @katmabu.bsky.social
But don’t forget- he’s not the only one.👊🏼
Mayor Brandon Johnson of Chicago is on 🔥….
Much like Mamdani, he is focused on the right thing- affordability.
And fighting ICE.
We love him 💙 &
@jbpritzker.bsky.social
& @katmabu.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The world has focused on Zohran Mamdani, for VERY good reason. 🙌🏼
But don’t forget- he’s not the only one.👊🏼
Mayor Brandon Johnson of Chicago is on 🔥….
Much like Mamdani, he is focused on the right thing- affordability.
And fighting ICE.
We love him 💙 &
@jbpritzker.bsky.social
& @katmabu.bsky.social
But don’t forget- he’s not the only one.👊🏼
Mayor Brandon Johnson of Chicago is on 🔥….
Much like Mamdani, he is focused on the right thing- affordability.
And fighting ICE.
We love him 💙 &
@jbpritzker.bsky.social
& @katmabu.bsky.social
Alien Vs Predator? Don’t mind if I do!
Getting very stoned in a king sized bed in San Diego waiting for Dateline to come on and thinking about room service
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Alien Vs Predator? Don’t mind if I do!
Getting very stoned in a king sized bed in San Diego waiting for Dateline to come on and thinking about room service
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Getting very stoned in a king sized bed in San Diego waiting for Dateline to come on and thinking about room service
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A "joke" from the past: "What did Cricks and Watson win the Nobel prize for discovering? Rosalind Franklin's lab notes."
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A "joke" from the past: "What did Cricks and Watson win the Nobel prize for discovering? Rosalind Franklin's lab notes."
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New campaign ad for Dems just dropped.
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New campaign ad for Dems just dropped.