Schatzi Page
@schatzipage.bsky.social
Still an ancient astronaut theorist.
What can I say, I love my job.
What can I say, I love my job.
I’m going to miss winding down with a gummy and curling replays
February 19, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I’m going to miss winding down with a gummy and curling replays
And then Chaise Longue comes on and I scroll to
February 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
And then Chaise Longue comes on and I scroll to
The edible kicks in, Sexy And I Know It comes on my headphones and this pops up on my timeline.
Scientists have seen Asgard archaea crawling for the first time. When it comes to the origin of eukaryotes, this is like seeing a feathered dinosaur in the wild. (Video courtesy of Philipp Ralder)
February 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The edible kicks in, Sexy And I Know It comes on my headphones and this pops up on my timeline.
Wait you tried to just slide that last one in and keep moving?
Renni Rucci Pregnant With 4th Child By Blacc Zack, the alleged baby father is in custody for Racketeering and Corrupt Organized conspiracy charges
Shia LaBeouf Arrested in New Orleans After Alleged Altercation During Mardi Gras
3 High School Students
Died After Being Hypnotized by Their Principal
Shia LaBeouf Arrested in New Orleans After Alleged Altercation During Mardi Gras
3 High School Students
Died After Being Hypnotized by Their Principal
February 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Wait you tried to just slide that last one in and keep moving?
Local news coming on: “yeah Olympics are fun, let’s discuss tear gas on our streets”
February 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Local news coming on: “yeah Olympics are fun, let’s discuss tear gas on our streets”
Oh well, the REAL hockey gets played tomorrow afternoon.
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Oh well, the REAL hockey gets played tomorrow afternoon.
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It’s so manly-good they provided a tiny little glory hole with it!
we agree LLMs can be dumb, but ... so can humans?
February 18, 2026 at 10:38 PM
It’s so manly-good they provided a tiny little glory hole with it!
Whaaaaaa hahahahha
February 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Whaaaaaa hahahahha
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Always the Bridesmaid....
Never the Bride...
Never the Bride...
February 18, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Always the Bridesmaid....
Never the Bride...
Never the Bride...
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a note for Chicago folk; @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social will be screening all of these throughout March!
SEX, GENDER, AND SEDUCTION: THE FILMS OF MONIKA TREUT 🩷 Coming to the Criterion Channel in March!
February 18, 2026 at 9:37 PM
a note for Chicago folk; @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social will be screening all of these throughout March!
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THAT'S OUR GUY 🇺🇸
February 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
THAT'S OUR GUY 🇺🇸
Spent the last five minutes running around my apartment yelling DYLAN LARKIN I’m so proud of
February 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Spent the last five minutes running around my apartment yelling DYLAN LARKIN I’m so proud of
Hilary Knight is getting married.
Yay for her! And her fiancée!
Sad for me, and the rest of us.
Yay for her! And her fiancée!
Sad for me, and the rest of us.
February 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Hilary Knight is getting married.
Yay for her! And her fiancée!
Sad for me, and the rest of us.
Yay for her! And her fiancée!
Sad for me, and the rest of us.
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If there’s one thing my 40s has given me, it’s the realization that this is so much more relaxing and appealing than FOMO.
LOMO: Love Of Missing Out
February 18, 2026 at 5:49 AM
If there’s one thing my 40s has given me, it’s the realization that this is so much more relaxing and appealing than FOMO.
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Tom Noonan (1951–2026)
February 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Tom Noonan (1951–2026)
Men’s gold medal game is 7:10am on Sunday woooof
February 18, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Men’s gold medal game is 7:10am on Sunday woooof
How do you have Kurt Russell doing a curling commercial when he played goddamn Herb Brooks
February 18, 2026 at 4:51 AM
How do you have Kurt Russell doing a curling commercial when he played goddamn Herb Brooks
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GUYS
GUYS OMFG
my favorite LGBTQ Catholic site published a Lenten spiritual meditation on “Heated Rivalry” and it’s genuinely so beautiful I cried??? it’s all about how queer identity/self-acceptance and queer community and queer love (including, yes, all the onscreen queer sex) are sacred things
GUYS OMFG
my favorite LGBTQ Catholic site published a Lenten spiritual meditation on “Heated Rivalry” and it’s genuinely so beautiful I cried??? it’s all about how queer identity/self-acceptance and queer community and queer love (including, yes, all the onscreen queer sex) are sacred things
Finding God at the cottage: A meditation on "Heated Rivalry" - Outreach
In the television show "Heated Rivalry," viewers are invited to contemplate how hope takes flesh in one's own life as a beloved child of God.
outreach.faith
February 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
GUYS
GUYS OMFG
my favorite LGBTQ Catholic site published a Lenten spiritual meditation on “Heated Rivalry” and it’s genuinely so beautiful I cried??? it’s all about how queer identity/self-acceptance and queer community and queer love (including, yes, all the onscreen queer sex) are sacred things
GUYS OMFG
my favorite LGBTQ Catholic site published a Lenten spiritual meditation on “Heated Rivalry” and it’s genuinely so beautiful I cried??? it’s all about how queer identity/self-acceptance and queer community and queer love (including, yes, all the onscreen queer sex) are sacred things
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This has stayed with me for, what, 40 years? "Sam ... I AM" RIP to the Reverend Doctor.
Jesse Jackson Jr. also had an under appreciated sense of comedic timing. Watch his fake sermon on SNL.😂
February 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
This has stayed with me for, what, 40 years? "Sam ... I AM" RIP to the Reverend Doctor.
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He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”
How many of the media outlets eulogizing Rev. Jesse Jackson today spent decades trying to undermine his work & turn him into a punchline?
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”
So you’re telling me that Hank is doing commentary in Swedish on Swedish tv?
a woman with a surprised look on her face has her hand on her head
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face has her hand on her head
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
So you’re telling me that Hank is doing commentary in Swedish on Swedish tv?
Sweden Is Gods Country
February 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Sweden Is Gods Country