Mara
@sb67.bsky.social
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Mara
@sb67.bsky.social
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Y’all. I am INSIDE THE GROCERY STORE. I have the least possible amount of control over the music that’s playing.
You know what’s playing??
You know what’s playing.
You know what’s playing??
You know what’s playing.
Spotted these coupes (love the shape!) immediately on the bottom of a cart rolling by, headed be put on the shelf. Notice the red $1 dot, so pick them up without a second thought, checking only for chips.
Getting ready to wash them now and notice there’s a maker’s mark on the bottom
Baccarat
!!!
Getting ready to wash them now and notice there’s a maker’s mark on the bottom
Baccarat
!!!
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Spotted these coupes (love the shape!) immediately on the bottom of a cart rolling by, headed be put on the shelf. Notice the red $1 dot, so pick them up without a second thought, checking only for chips.
Getting ready to wash them now and notice there’s a maker’s mark on the bottom
Baccarat
!!!
Getting ready to wash them now and notice there’s a maker’s mark on the bottom
Baccarat
!!!
I already said I was on board with this days ago. Do it already!
I don't even need the pastries, but if you dangled a fresh, flaky, almond-paste-filled Danish in front of me, I would probably follow it directly into traffic just to get a bite.
I don't even need the pastries, but if you dangled a fresh, flaky, almond-paste-filled Danish in front of me, I would probably follow it directly into traffic just to get a bite.
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I already said I was on board with this days ago. Do it already!
I don't even need the pastries, but if you dangled a fresh, flaky, almond-paste-filled Danish in front of me, I would probably follow it directly into traffic just to get a bite.
I don't even need the pastries, but if you dangled a fresh, flaky, almond-paste-filled Danish in front of me, I would probably follow it directly into traffic just to get a bite.
Me, who continually chooses not to make or buy cookies: Why do I never have any cookies around??
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Me, who continually chooses not to make or buy cookies: Why do I never have any cookies around??
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The incredible thing about Fox putting this out there is that their audience sees in clips like this how normies are fed up.
These folks aren’t what they view as leftists (e.g. green hair and piercings)
These folks aren’t what they view as leftists (e.g. green hair and piercings)
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The incredible thing about Fox putting this out there is that their audience sees in clips like this how normies are fed up.
These folks aren’t what they view as leftists (e.g. green hair and piercings)
These folks aren’t what they view as leftists (e.g. green hair and piercings)
If this photo doesn’t give you chills…
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
If this photo doesn’t give you chills…
I present to you for your preemptive blocking pleasure…
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I present to you for your preemptive blocking pleasure…
Just wanted to share this very delicious sandwich I had for lunch today. I’ll be dreaming of this bread until I break down and go back for another sandwich.
January 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Just wanted to share this very delicious sandwich I had for lunch today. I’ll be dreaming of this bread until I break down and go back for another sandwich.
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
The cruelty is the point.
One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The cruelty is the point.
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
Can't wait til they find out about the climate in Greenland!
DHS is actually leaning into the argument that icy pavement is violence against ICE.
Icy pavement in Minnesota in January—truly outrageous.
Icy pavement in Minnesota in January—truly outrageous.
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin on "acts of violence" against ICE agents in Minnesota: "Pouring water on the ground so that it would freeze the ground in front of our federal law enforcement vehicles so that they would potentially slide, crash, and potentially kill them"
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Can't wait til they find out about the climate in Greenland!
I bet you could paint a tunnel on the side of a mountain and trick a few of them...
I bet you could take a whole herd of ICE guys with a medium-large bag of marbles
January 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I bet you could paint a tunnel on the side of a mountain and trick a few of them...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA<inhale>hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
Naaaaaaailed it
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA<inhale>hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
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The Nobel Prize museum in Oslo subtweeting the fuck out of Trump today.
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The Nobel Prize museum in Oslo subtweeting the fuck out of Trump today.
January 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Who wore it better?
January 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Who wore it better?
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Cartoon by Adam Zyglis
January 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Cartoon by Adam Zyglis
Scrolled through the footage to find the interview (Chris rules!) and holy shit. How the fuck is this just an average American city, and not a warzone? It's sickening. The excessive force and terror, and for what...? For nothing. The cruelty IS the point.
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Scrolled through the footage to find the interview (Chris rules!) and holy shit. How the fuck is this just an average American city, and not a warzone? It's sickening. The excessive force and terror, and for what...? For nothing. The cruelty IS the point.
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I swear DHS recruited a bunch of frustrated former high school bullies as ICE agents. And they really had to explain to them that hurt feelings don’t justify brute force.
LEAKED: After the ICE shooting of Renee Good, agents received a mandatory “legal refresher” on civil rights and use of force.
LEAKED: After the ICE shooting of Renee Good, agents received a mandatory “legal refresher” on civil rights and use of force.
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I swear DHS recruited a bunch of frustrated former high school bullies as ICE agents. And they really had to explain to them that hurt feelings don’t justify brute force.
LEAKED: After the ICE shooting of Renee Good, agents received a mandatory “legal refresher” on civil rights and use of force.
LEAKED: After the ICE shooting of Renee Good, agents received a mandatory “legal refresher” on civil rights and use of force.
This weather is fucking stupid — but also why I have a convertible.
January 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This weather is fucking stupid — but also why I have a convertible.
A new flavor of "what the ACTUAL fuck???" just dropped.
“Let them eat cake”— Entertainers wearing dog masks and Rococo-era 18th-century European aristocratic court costumes danced for Mar-a-Lago guests at a party this weekend
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
A new flavor of "what the ACTUAL fuck???" just dropped.
Best I can believe is that he got a tummyache reading comments about how people don't like him.
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Best I can believe is that he got a tummyache reading comments about how people don't like him.
Hands down the best video I've seen today.
The Black Panthers ✊🏾the most successful revolutionary struggle in American history, are still active today. THIS is how to fight fascism.
Community protection and education, and armed with lethal force.
Community protection and education, and armed with lethal force.
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Hands down the best video I've seen today.