Mara
@sb67.bsky.social
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Mara
@sb67.bsky.social
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The universe is fucking with me today! This started playing 10 seconds after I stabbed the ever-loving shit out of my pinky toe – like wondering if I broke it I stubbed it so hard omg it hurts
What I’m about to say sounds insane, I know.
But I had dark meat last night, and white meat tonight (with a couple bites of dark), and I think the white meat came out better/tastier/juicier.
I know. Sounds like crazy talk.
And the forthcoming pot pie dish is gonna rock.
But I had dark meat last night, and white meat tonight (with a couple bites of dark), and I think the white meat came out better/tastier/juicier.
I know. Sounds like crazy talk.
And the forthcoming pot pie dish is gonna rock.
And for those who might be curious… yes, I am damn good at turkey.
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What I’m about to say sounds insane, I know.
But I had dark meat last night, and white meat tonight (with a couple bites of dark), and I think the white meat came out better/tastier/juicier.
I know. Sounds like crazy talk.
And the forthcoming pot pie dish is gonna rock.
But I had dark meat last night, and white meat tonight (with a couple bites of dark), and I think the white meat came out better/tastier/juicier.
I know. Sounds like crazy talk.
And the forthcoming pot pie dish is gonna rock.
And for those who might be curious… yes, I am damn good at turkey.
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
And for those who might be curious… yes, I am damn good at turkey.
Cooked a 14# turkey (felt too pitiful to do it alone yesterday), and am in spine-crunching extreme pain.
So my Negroni and I wholeheartedly deserve the Waterford tonight.
So my Negroni and I wholeheartedly deserve the Waterford tonight.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Cooked a 14# turkey (felt too pitiful to do it alone yesterday), and am in spine-crunching extreme pain.
So my Negroni and I wholeheartedly deserve the Waterford tonight.
So my Negroni and I wholeheartedly deserve the Waterford tonight.
Black Friday shopping at the Jewish thrift store means Usher and OutKast and no fucking Christmas music. This is amazing. (And the whole store is half off.)
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Black Friday shopping at the Jewish thrift store means Usher and OutKast and no fucking Christmas music. This is amazing. (And the whole store is half off.)
Today I am thankful for Domino’s, who are open for those of us who don’t receive a single invitation to a Thanksgiving gathering.
Happy fucking thanksgiving or something I guess.
Happy fucking thanksgiving or something I guess.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Today I am thankful for Domino’s, who are open for those of us who don’t receive a single invitation to a Thanksgiving gathering.
Happy fucking thanksgiving or something I guess.
Happy fucking thanksgiving or something I guess.
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My life goal (or summer symphony going goal, anyways) is to see the BFH be played. Maybe the new music director will opt for Mahler 6!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
My life goal (or summer symphony going goal, anyways) is to see the BFH be played. Maybe the new music director will opt for Mahler 6!
Does it *really* count as Black Friday shopping if the only stores i may go to are my local thrifts, which are doing half off the whole store? Because I feel like I can’t skip that.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Does it *really* count as Black Friday shopping if the only stores i may go to are my local thrifts, which are doing half off the whole store? Because I feel like I can’t skip that.
Reposted by Mara
With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.
They really want to kill people. They gave up on hiding it, too.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
They really want to kill people. They gave up on hiding it, too.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
OMG, I stubbed it so hard, I chipped the nail polish I put on last night!
The universe is fucking with me today! This started playing 10 seconds after I stabbed the ever-loving shit out of my pinky toe – like wondering if I broke it I stubbed it so hard omg it hurts
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
OMG, I stubbed it so hard, I chipped the nail polish I put on last night!
The universe is fucking with me today! This started playing 10 seconds after I stabbed the ever-loving shit out of my pinky toe – like wondering if I broke it I stubbed it so hard omg it hurts
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The universe is fucking with me today! This started playing 10 seconds after I stabbed the ever-loving shit out of my pinky toe – like wondering if I broke it I stubbed it so hard omg it hurts
Everyone confused about feltching is telling on themselves that they weren’t fans of the greatest canceled-too-soon sitcom ever made. youtu.be/Bh7Nz4bIwss?...
BETTER OFF TED - FUNNY, REALLY VULGAR OUTTAKES
YouTube video by SaveBetterOffTed
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Everyone confused about feltching is telling on themselves that they weren’t fans of the greatest canceled-too-soon sitcom ever made. youtu.be/Bh7Nz4bIwss?...
Finally a glimmer of good news in this hellscape!
LIBRARIES MATTER.
LIBRARIES MATTER.
Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries IMLS
librarytechnology.org/pr/31973
librarytechnology.org/pr/31973
Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries
Press Release: Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries. The U.S. District Court for the District of Rhode Island struck down the Trump Adm...
librarytechnology.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Finally a glimmer of good news in this hellscape!
LIBRARIES MATTER.
LIBRARIES MATTER.
Doesn't matter how many times I've seen the same video, it brings me such joy every time I watch it.
But also, we need more "tell your dog i said hi" reaction videos. They're so wholesome and happy!
But also, we need more "tell your dog i said hi" reaction videos. They're so wholesome and happy!
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November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Doesn't matter how many times I've seen the same video, it brings me such joy every time I watch it.
But also, we need more "tell your dog i said hi" reaction videos. They're so wholesome and happy!
But also, we need more "tell your dog i said hi" reaction videos. They're so wholesome and happy!
Been planning to make myself a turkey on Thursday (total T-Day invites received to date: ZERO! It's fun being me; my mental health is greaaaaaaat, just fiiiiiiine), but am now thinking pizza on Thursday; turkey on Friday.
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Been planning to make myself a turkey on Thursday (total T-Day invites received to date: ZERO! It's fun being me; my mental health is greaaaaaaat, just fiiiiiiine), but am now thinking pizza on Thursday; turkey on Friday.
WHAT THE FUCK
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
at 63F inside my apartment this morning, I think I can finally break down and turn on the wall heater?
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
at 63F inside my apartment this morning, I think I can finally break down and turn on the wall heater?
This is Link. His ball suddenly went missing and then reappeared trapped under his bed. He called his brother Otto in for backup, knowing they'd need all three of their collective brain cells to get it back. 12/10 for both (IG: thegoldenbruvs)
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I've watched this so many times in a row.
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I've watched this so many times in a row.
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"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE GIRLS
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE CHILDREN
thank you for your attention to this matter
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE CHILDREN
thank you for your attention to this matter
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE GIRLS
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE CHILDREN
thank you for your attention to this matter
"UNDERAGE WOMEN" ARE CHILDREN
thank you for your attention to this matter
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.