jake
@savepercentage.bsky.social
guy from connecticut. play-by-play announcer. emo kid in his late 20s. lowercase letter enthusiast. currently trying not to be useless.
i do not believe in the goodness of the united states or its people. especially in and adjacent to the government. the exceptions have to prove themselves to me.
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 AM
i do not believe in the goodness of the united states or its people. especially in and adjacent to the government. the exceptions have to prove themselves to me.
i have been fascinated by kate bolduan's hair for over a decade. how does it do that
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
i have been fascinated by kate bolduan's hair for over a decade. how does it do that
day of first NHL coach firing by season (there have been none this year)
2024–25: nov. 19
2023–24: sept. 17 (nov. 24 if you don't count babcock)
2022–23: jan. 22
2021–22: nov. 6
2020–21: mar. 17 (delayed season start)
2019–20: nov. 29
2018–19: feb. 10
2017–18: none in-season
2024–25: nov. 19
2023–24: sept. 17 (nov. 24 if you don't count babcock)
2022–23: jan. 22
2021–22: nov. 6
2020–21: mar. 17 (delayed season start)
2019–20: nov. 29
2018–19: feb. 10
2017–18: none in-season
January 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
day of first NHL coach firing by season (there have been none this year)
2024–25: nov. 19
2023–24: sept. 17 (nov. 24 if you don't count babcock)
2022–23: jan. 22
2021–22: nov. 6
2020–21: mar. 17 (delayed season start)
2019–20: nov. 29
2018–19: feb. 10
2017–18: none in-season
2024–25: nov. 19
2023–24: sept. 17 (nov. 24 if you don't count babcock)
2022–23: jan. 22
2021–22: nov. 6
2020–21: mar. 17 (delayed season start)
2019–20: nov. 29
2018–19: feb. 10
2017–18: none in-season
tony deangelo goal for january 6th
January 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
tony deangelo goal for january 6th
my single whitest quality is i consume all the winter olympic content there is
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
my single whitest quality is i consume all the winter olympic content there is
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now up:
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3
this one’s about Bruce Kison, a guy i knew almost nothing about when i started this series but who ended up getting the longest episode so far
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3
this one’s about Bruce Kison, a guy i knew almost nothing about when i started this series but who ended up getting the longest episode so far
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3: BRUCE KISON. | Secret Base
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January 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
now up:
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3
this one’s about Bruce Kison, a guy i knew almost nothing about when i started this series but who ended up getting the longest episode so far
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3
this one’s about Bruce Kison, a guy i knew almost nothing about when i started this series but who ended up getting the longest episode so far
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
now watching the new jon bois thing
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
now watching the new jon bois thing
making lists on google docs and keeping 90% of them to myself
u heard sharon, everyone post about their esoteric interests right fucking now. for the good of the community, we need to be hyperfixationmaxxing.
i think this site really needs to figure out how to grow the non-politics verticals (the baseball moment was a good thing!) because i suspect a lot of the bad clusters come out of the political clusters driving 95% of ENG-lang posts
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
making lists on google docs and keeping 90% of them to myself
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gotta be top-3 on the list of companies that i did not realize were simply the last name of the person who founded the company
RIP, the guy behind Pennsylvania's greatest gas station fast food empire.
Steve Sheetz, business leader and philanthropist, dies at age 77
Steve Sheetz, an Altoona native whose leadership is credited for growing the Sheetz Corporation into a convenience store empire, has died. He was 77. Sheetz passed away from respiratory complications ...
www.altoonamirror.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
gotta be top-3 on the list of companies that i did not realize were simply the last name of the person who founded the company
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Blue Mountain State:
God killed himself when I made love to a pocket pussy
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Blue Mountain State:
this kick was so far right it tried to recruit john harbaugh to run for governor
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
this kick was so far right it tried to recruit john harbaugh to run for governor
he wouldn't have made that kick from 30
Ravens could have handed ball to Derrick Henry and called TO to get a shorter FG attempt. Instead, Lamar Jackson knelt for -2 yards. Always wonder how kickers feel when coaches do that when it's not a chip shot.
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
he wouldn't have made that kick from 30
tyler loop can't be on this team next year
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
tyler loop can't be on this team next year
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smart by Baltimore to commit DPI to convince Pittsburgh to attempt a doomed play from the 1-yard line instead of kicking the field goal. Saved 3 points
January 5, 2026 at 2:49 AM
smart by Baltimore to commit DPI to convince Pittsburgh to attempt a doomed play from the 1-yard line instead of kicking the field goal. Saved 3 points
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Jets looking so bad youd think John McCain just tried to land em
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Jets looking so bad youd think John McCain just tried to land em
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CONGRATS, MYLES GARRETT!
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
CONGRATS, MYLES GARRETT!