jake
@savepercentage.bsky.social
guy from connecticut. play-by-play announcer. emo kid in his late 20s. lowercase letter enthusiast. currently trying not to be useless.
i think i found the most perfect pre-humidor coors game
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i think i found the most perfect pre-humidor coors game
blue chips is lowkey a top 10 most quotable sports movie of all time
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
blue chips is lowkey a top 10 most quotable sports movie of all time
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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That team was horrendous 😭😭😭
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
That team was horrendous 😭😭😭
rhyming "sabres" with "febreze"
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
rhyming "sabres" with "febreze"
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the month i turned 16 actually
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
the month i turned 16 actually
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the ravens did not put shedeur sanders in a position to succeed. they failed him today
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the ravens did not put shedeur sanders in a position to succeed. they failed him today
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Mark Andrews 35-yard rushing touchdown lol
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Mark Andrews 35-yard rushing touchdown lol
MARK ANDREWS WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
MARK ANDREWS WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR
shedeur sanders does not appear to be good at football
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
shedeur sanders does not appear to be good at football
why does charlie kolar look like that
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
why does charlie kolar look like that
maybe the coaching staff had a point in not wanting to play keaton mitchell
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
maybe the coaching staff had a point in not wanting to play keaton mitchell
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November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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National Holiday today
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
National Holiday today
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Your own
Fur-sonal
Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Who's also a bear
Fur-sonal
Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Who's also a bear
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Your own
Fur-sonal
Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Who's also a bear
Fur-sonal
Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Who's also a bear
*taps mic*
jance davin vance
jance davin vance
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
*taps mic*
jance davin vance
jance davin vance
ask your doctor if matthew schaefer is right for you
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
ask your doctor if matthew schaefer is right for you
oh fuck i just got mentioned by name on the utah mammoth radio broadcast
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
oh fuck i just got mentioned by name on the utah mammoth radio broadcast
gooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning vietnam!
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
gooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning vietnam!
JEAN-GABRIEL PAGEAU LOVES HIGH-TAX STATES
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
JEAN-GABRIEL PAGEAU LOVES HIGH-TAX STATES