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My family has had the squirt curse ever since my no-good dirty-rotten finger-blastin great grandpa gave madame zeroni that UTI
Girls who only squirt or only lactate always talk so much shit on us multi-excreters
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Girls who only squirt or only lactate always talk so much shit on us multi-excreters
They bout to turn the culture war up to 1000% before they release the damn Epstein files. They’ll force the Mahomes to get a divorce. They’re gonna start mad drama about Ariana and Cynthia. Every story on your homepage will be about a racist who’s mad about a birthday cake or some shit
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They bout to turn the culture war up to 1000% before they release the damn Epstein files. They’ll force the Mahomes to get a divorce. They’re gonna start mad drama about Ariana and Cynthia. Every story on your homepage will be about a racist who’s mad about a birthday cake or some shit
Bit my own tongue off bc of cumming
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Bit my own tongue off bc of cumming
Having a sexual aneurism rn
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Having a sexual aneurism rn
Damn just got mega depressed bc my Reddit porn account’s cake day is today and it’s 8 years old
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Damn just got mega depressed bc my Reddit porn account’s cake day is today and it’s 8 years old
Can’t believe dick Cheney died when he was following a long trail of candies that had been placed in a line leading directly into the open mouth of a big shark. Authorities say this man was seen chuckling mischievously behind a nearby lamppost:
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Can’t believe dick Cheney died when he was following a long trail of candies that had been placed in a line leading directly into the open mouth of a big shark. Authorities say this man was seen chuckling mischievously behind a nearby lamppost:
A handjob with the Joker Gloves would go absolutely diabolical
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A handjob with the Joker Gloves would go absolutely diabolical
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If you ever get held up at TSA for no reason do this
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you ever get held up at TSA for no reason do this
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Trump doesn't want you to share these photos of the East Wing
October 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trump doesn't want you to share these photos of the East Wing
Rich Guy: Cum sock? I use a cum tuxedo
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Rich Guy: Cum sock? I use a cum tuxedo
They have bestown me with a great honour
October 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They have bestown me with a great honour
Ran over some rumble strips on the highway and was going just the right speed for the vibration to hit my prostate’s resonant frequency
October 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ran over some rumble strips on the highway and was going just the right speed for the vibration to hit my prostate’s resonant frequency
Who tf is this guy and why must YouTube show him to me? I hate him
October 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Who tf is this guy and why must YouTube show him to me? I hate him
@silvershadow737.bsky.social you know what they say
October 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@silvershadow737.bsky.social you know what they say
Idea for a company that produces microplastics and dumps them into the ocean and the product is you have to pay me to not do that.
October 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Idea for a company that produces microplastics and dumps them into the ocean and the product is you have to pay me to not do that.
Wore my thrifted little league coach’s shirt to the barbecue and the dads around the grill accused me of stolen valor and ran me out of the place
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Wore my thrifted little league coach’s shirt to the barbecue and the dads around the grill accused me of stolen valor and ran me out of the place
I find it kind of an amazing thing about virality and the modern age that a video or photo can go ballistically viral and be seen by people in specific communities across the world while the people in the video or people associated/affected by it are oblivious to this.
October 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I find it kind of an amazing thing about virality and the modern age that a video or photo can go ballistically viral and be seen by people in specific communities across the world while the people in the video or people associated/affected by it are oblivious to this.
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I wish I was a little kid again I bet my dads attack patterns would be really predictable after playing elden ring
September 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I wish I was a little kid again I bet my dads attack patterns would be really predictable after playing elden ring
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MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
August 31, 2024 at 3:53 AM
MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
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gimme the charlie kirk
September 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
gimme the charlie kirk
In Korea they call him Kimochee Chalamet
September 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
In Korea they call him Kimochee Chalamet
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Looking at houses for sale on Halo and all the affordable ones have been reduced to charred rubble by Covenant plasma weaponry lmao.
August 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Looking at houses for sale on Halo and all the affordable ones have been reduced to charred rubble by Covenant plasma weaponry lmao.