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Can’t believe dick Cheney died when he was following a long trail of candies that had been placed in a line leading directly into the open mouth of a big shark. Authorities say this man was seen chuckling mischievously behind a nearby lamppost:
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Can’t believe dick Cheney died when he was following a long trail of candies that had been placed in a line leading directly into the open mouth of a big shark. Authorities say this man was seen chuckling mischievously behind a nearby lamppost:
A handjob with the Joker Gloves would go absolutely diabolical
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A handjob with the Joker Gloves would go absolutely diabolical
They have bestown me with a great honour
October 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They have bestown me with a great honour
Who tf is this guy and why must YouTube show him to me? I hate him
October 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Who tf is this guy and why must YouTube show him to me? I hate him
There’s a couple pop star stan accounts on Twitter that have rebranded following the Charlie Kirk thing in a clever marketing attempt for the benefit of their idols. Such an interesting phenomenon and I’m here for it
September 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
There’s a couple pop star stan accounts on Twitter that have rebranded following the Charlie Kirk thing in a clever marketing attempt for the benefit of their idols. Such an interesting phenomenon and I’m here for it
Finally. Freedom is restored to this once great nation.
August 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Finally. Freedom is restored to this once great nation.
Crazy that June 14th is national assassination day, the day where everyone celebrates their favorite assassinations
June 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Crazy that June 14th is national assassination day, the day where everyone celebrates their favorite assassinations
Injured in a tragic fingerblasting accident
May 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Injured in a tragic fingerblasting accident
Enjoying a nice glass of Garfield’s Cum
April 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Enjoying a nice glass of Garfield’s Cum
Damn, they took the moon defense cannons offline. The moon is a sitting duck
April 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Damn, they took the moon defense cannons offline. The moon is a sitting duck
Oh like that guy from that band
March 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh like that guy from that band
You get what you fucking deserve you filthy bike boy
March 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You get what you fucking deserve you filthy bike boy
People that say this is the best Fall of Diddy are just wearing rose tinted glasses, Fall of Diddy Black Ops II was the best in the series no question
March 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
People that say this is the best Fall of Diddy are just wearing rose tinted glasses, Fall of Diddy Black Ops II was the best in the series no question
This is an ad I was emailed from Amazon; like bro it’s already effortless to charge my phone I don’t need additional devices to make it more effortless
March 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This is an ad I was emailed from Amazon; like bro it’s already effortless to charge my phone I don’t need additional devices to make it more effortless
Can’t believe JFK faked his own death to start the IRA under the pseudonym Uncle O’Grimacey
March 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Can’t believe JFK faked his own death to start the IRA under the pseudonym Uncle O’Grimacey
Me when she let me hit it raw
January 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Me when she let me hit it raw
Just dropping my recent untappd reviews
January 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just dropping my recent untappd reviews
The f*rick are these twitter ads man
April 22, 2024 at 4:19 PM
The f*rick are these twitter ads man