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satyrscientist.bsky.social
dr. bumnus, campus Krampus
@satyrscientist.bsky.social
He/him, 33, Manchester, UK. Leather daddy, monsterfucker, hobby photographer, writer, gym.
Blood scientist by day, musclepup by night.
Profile contains adult material!
You know it was a killer leg day when you have difficulty lowering yourself onto the toilet the next day.
February 8, 2026 at 7:16 AM
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Pushing 100kg on the booty builder

JESUS CHRIST MY GLUTES 🫠
February 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Gym equipment as TF trigger, go:

Machine that turns you into a donkey
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
0️⃣ days since last conversation opened with unsolicited, highly specific kink fantasy.

There’s nothing wrong with knowing what you like. I just like being a sex object *after* the smell test.
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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i'd love you in every lifetime, no matter what shape or form you take.
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 AM
me: i could get a custom shirt printed for the gym
also me:
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Warmup - 15kgx10x3
Chest press (machine) - 66x11x3
Cable big hugs - 23x11x2, 21x10
Undertitty (cable) - 10.7x10x3
Bicep curls (machine) - 51x10x2, 55x9
Tricep pull-down (cable) - 23x12, 28x12x2
February 6, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Realised that the very particular flavour of humiliation kink I enjoy is really just a way to bypass my anxiety and inability to take a compliment.

“Did you bulk up this much so this fat cock would look less oversized? Who’s a big dumb muscle pup?”

Like hiding a pill in a spoon of peanut butter.
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Me looking around the gym locker room at the gay gym
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 AM
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Love
February 5, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Here's the link for anyone interested www.justgiving.com/charity/rspc...
Altrincham Cheshire RSPCA
www.justgiving.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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I absolutely burst out laughing
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Pup Prosecutor: Hmmm you call yourself a big dumb musclepup, but we discovered *these* in your den. How do you plead?
Defendant: Like this! (whines and holds his mitted hands up)
February 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Found the straight bar for a guy at the gym, and got a thanks and a good natured shoulder punch.
Himbo Lvl up!
February 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
“What’s your gym motivation?”
Staying healthy, doing something for myself, and occasionally this:
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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That's it, that's the post

Ya'll know what to do

#LGBTQIA+ | #Trans | #TransRightsAreHumanRights
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Puppy want a break
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Felt big! 💪🐶💪
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
cyberpunk ace attorney, umineko references, judge robot large naturals... "of the Devil" episode 1 really has it all.

play their demo on steam, lovers of murder and mystery
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Went shopping, took a little detour to the gay village- and found a treat!
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Halfway through leg day and having a handsome pup tease me through messenger about what a good dumb musclepup I am #blessed
January 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM