dr. bumnus, campus Krampus
@satyrscientist.bsky.social
He/him, 33, Manchester, UK. Leather daddy, gym rat, monsterfucker, hobby photographer, writer.
Blood scientist by day, satyr by night.
Profile contains adult material!
Blood scientist by day, satyr by night.
Profile contains adult material!
POV: a big dumb dog decides to bully you with his big dumb dick (and make you stinky)
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
POV: a big dumb dog decides to bully you with his big dumb dick (and make you stinky)
What are you waiting for? Get in there.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What are you waiting for? Get in there.
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Would you take the leash? Are strong enough? Or is the leash going on you?
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Would you take the leash? Are strong enough? Or is the leash going on you?
My partner showed me a photo from August 2023, when I'd just started working out.
Due to brainworms, the change I notice is mostly "wow my clothes have gotten a *lot* sluttier"
Perhaps the true himbofication was the clothes we bought along the whey.
Due to brainworms, the change I notice is mostly "wow my clothes have gotten a *lot* sluttier"
Perhaps the true himbofication was the clothes we bought along the whey.
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My partner showed me a photo from August 2023, when I'd just started working out.
Due to brainworms, the change I notice is mostly "wow my clothes have gotten a *lot* sluttier"
Perhaps the true himbofication was the clothes we bought along the whey.
Due to brainworms, the change I notice is mostly "wow my clothes have gotten a *lot* sluttier"
Perhaps the true himbofication was the clothes we bought along the whey.
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Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
Achievement unlocked: asked the artist to make my OC's dick in the commission *smaller*.
(I do enjoy an indulgent hyper size every so often! Here, the composition of the two characters wasn't how I envisioned it with that much dong on one of them.
Guess I also could have made the other bigger...)
(I do enjoy an indulgent hyper size every so often! Here, the composition of the two characters wasn't how I envisioned it with that much dong on one of them.
Guess I also could have made the other bigger...)
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Achievement unlocked: asked the artist to make my OC's dick in the commission *smaller*.
(I do enjoy an indulgent hyper size every so often! Here, the composition of the two characters wasn't how I envisioned it with that much dong on one of them.
Guess I also could have made the other bigger...)
(I do enjoy an indulgent hyper size every so often! Here, the composition of the two characters wasn't how I envisioned it with that much dong on one of them.
Guess I also could have made the other bigger...)
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i wish rich ppl exploded like scott pilgrim villains with all their money falling everywhere
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i wish rich ppl exploded like scott pilgrim villains with all their money falling everywhere
wrote a withering email draft and deleted it, the excel vandal lives to fuck my work up another day
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
wrote a withering email draft and deleted it, the excel vandal lives to fuck my work up another day
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brutification collar
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
brutification collar
Drop and give me 20.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Drop and give me 20.
tw: blood donation
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
tw: blood donation
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
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Don’t follow inkollo
He is a 🗑️
He is a 🗑️
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Don’t follow inkollo
He is a 🗑️
He is a 🗑️
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
If one more person interrupts me just as I’m hitting flow, I am going to saponify them
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If one more person interrupts me just as I’m hitting flow, I am going to saponify them
Putting the rail into ride+rail
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Putting the rail into ride+rail
A phone call came in from A+E.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
A phone call came in from A+E.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
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October 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cast "Messenger Bread" whilst concentrating on recipient and message. It will flutter unerringly if the recipient can be reached.
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Cast "Messenger Bread" whilst concentrating on recipient and message. It will flutter unerringly if the recipient can be reached.
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
Bestie said that my arms look massive and I’m still glowing from that 😌
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Bestie said that my arms look massive and I’m still glowing from that 😌
Saw the prettiest hardback, scored two more books of essays, *and* treated myself to a cute little magic queer romance. My triceps are still sore from the gym so I also have a background hum of feeling accomplished.
What a beautiful day.
What a beautiful day.
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Saw the prettiest hardback, scored two more books of essays, *and* treated myself to a cute little magic queer romance. My triceps are still sore from the gym so I also have a background hum of feeling accomplished.
What a beautiful day.
What a beautiful day.
Nailed it.
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Nailed it.
Rotator cuff stretch, 3x10
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Rotator cuff stretch, 3x10
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
“Costume inspection.”
He’s wielding a clipboard, a photo of - a photo of *you* pinned to a form covered in thin scrawls.
“Hmmm, werewolf. Good effort, but let’s up the fur-“
His own clicks. Prickles across your body.
“Urges…”
The scent of men arcs from your nose past your brain.
Your tail wags.
He’s wielding a clipboard, a photo of - a photo of *you* pinned to a form covered in thin scrawls.
“Hmmm, werewolf. Good effort, but let’s up the fur-“
His own clicks. Prickles across your body.
“Urges…”
The scent of men arcs from your nose past your brain.
Your tail wags.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“Costume inspection.”
He’s wielding a clipboard, a photo of - a photo of *you* pinned to a form covered in thin scrawls.
“Hmmm, werewolf. Good effort, but let’s up the fur-“
His own clicks. Prickles across your body.
“Urges…”
The scent of men arcs from your nose past your brain.
Your tail wags.
He’s wielding a clipboard, a photo of - a photo of *you* pinned to a form covered in thin scrawls.
“Hmmm, werewolf. Good effort, but let’s up the fur-“
His own clicks. Prickles across your body.
“Urges…”
The scent of men arcs from your nose past your brain.
Your tail wags.