dr. bumnus, campus Krampus
@satyrscientist.bsky.social
He/him, 33, Manchester, UK. Leather daddy, gym rat, monsterfucker, hobby photographer, writer.
Blood scientist by day, satyr by night.
Profile contains adult material!
Blood scientist by day, satyr by night.
Profile contains adult material!
POV: a big dumb dog decides to bully you with his big dumb dick (and make you stinky)
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
POV: a big dumb dog decides to bully you with his big dumb dick (and make you stinky)
What are you waiting for? Get in there.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What are you waiting for? Get in there.
wrote a withering email draft and deleted it, the excel vandal lives to fuck my work up another day
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
wrote a withering email draft and deleted it, the excel vandal lives to fuck my work up another day
Drop and give me 20.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Drop and give me 20.
tw: blood donation
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
tw: blood donation
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
So, like, do all my gains for the day go into the bag?
Putting the rail into ride+rail
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Putting the rail into ride+rail
A phone call came in from A+E.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
A phone call came in from A+E.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
“Hi! We just sent some samples via the pod - we think this patient may have MERS?”
The pneumatic pods, reader, occasionally smash samples. If that sample is high risk, you’re spraying the labs with plague. That’s why procedure is to hand-deliver high risk samples.
Cast "Messenger Bread" whilst concentrating on recipient and message. It will flutter unerringly if the recipient can be reached.
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Cast "Messenger Bread" whilst concentrating on recipient and message. It will flutter unerringly if the recipient can be reached.
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
When devoured, it heals for 5HP and releases the message as a memory.
Messenger Bread can also be cast with Metamagic: Gluten Free.
(📷: twitter user \@plutoxoxi)
Saw the prettiest hardback, scored two more books of essays, *and* treated myself to a cute little magic queer romance. My triceps are still sore from the gym so I also have a background hum of feeling accomplished.
What a beautiful day.
What a beautiful day.
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Saw the prettiest hardback, scored two more books of essays, *and* treated myself to a cute little magic queer romance. My triceps are still sore from the gym so I also have a background hum of feeling accomplished.
What a beautiful day.
What a beautiful day.
Nailed it.
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Nailed it.
Rotator cuff stretch, 3x10
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Rotator cuff stretch, 3x10
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
Rotator cuff twist, 3x10
Upwards cable pull, 3x10x10.2
Cable Big Hugs, 3x10x21
Tricep pull-down, 3x10x28,
Glute Trainer cos all biceps are taken - 10x62,10x72x2
Bicep curl, EZ bar - 15x10/8/7
Rep of Damocles, 46x10x3
Ow.
My friends know I’m a mad scientist, but they also know that I’m the sweetest, kindest, *and* most rage filled.
I am blessed. 😌
I am blessed. 😌
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My friends know I’m a mad scientist, but they also know that I’m the sweetest, kindest, *and* most rage filled.
I am blessed. 😌
I am blessed. 😌
For any artists who’ve been affected, a quote from the article on how to join the Performer’s union Equity and implicitly join their claim.
This isn’t endorsement of Equity or legal advice, I haven’t researched either.
This isn’t endorsement of Equity or legal advice, I haven’t researched either.
October 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
For any artists who’ve been affected, a quote from the article on how to join the Performer’s union Equity and implicitly join their claim.
This isn’t endorsement of Equity or legal advice, I haven’t researched either.
This isn’t endorsement of Equity or legal advice, I haven’t researched either.
Mom I’m on TV
October 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Mom I’m on TV
Leave it to @badwolfphotos.bsky.social to show me looking my best.
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Leave it to @badwolfphotos.bsky.social to show me looking my best.
Felt big 😌
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Felt big 😌
English isn’t my first language, so no shade on people struggling with grammar.
Having said that, this is the new “Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?“
Having said that, this is the new “Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?“
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
English isn’t my first language, so no shade on people struggling with grammar.
Having said that, this is the new “Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?“
Having said that, this is the new “Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?“
me: shirt that says "not locked to please you, locked to protect you"
my wonderful partner: "@jino.dog would wear it"
my wonderful partner: "@jino.dog would wear it"
October 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
me: shirt that says "not locked to please you, locked to protect you"
my wonderful partner: "@jino.dog would wear it"
my wonderful partner: "@jino.dog would wear it"
Wearing a cage out for the first time pushed my comfort zone a bit - hands were shaking when I took the pictures and all. But I’m glad I tried it.
Probably gonna go to the gay gym if I do this again, no one there would bat an eye.
Probably gonna go to the gay gym if I do this again, no one there would bat an eye.
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Wearing a cage out for the first time pushed my comfort zone a bit - hands were shaking when I took the pictures and all. But I’m glad I tried it.
Probably gonna go to the gay gym if I do this again, no one there would bat an eye.
Probably gonna go to the gay gym if I do this again, no one there would bat an eye.
Mad respect to the he’s, she’s, and they’s that actually keep this up for a whole month. 🫡
October 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Mad respect to the he’s, she’s, and they’s that actually keep this up for a whole month. 🫡
Deadlift 120x8 130x8x2
Assisted pull-up -4.5kgx10x3
Shoulder press 41x10x3
Diverging pull-down 60x8x3
Sometimes success is “I did not puke at the gym”. Hooray!
Assisted pull-up -4.5kgx10x3
Shoulder press 41x10x3
Diverging pull-down 60x8x3
Sometimes success is “I did not puke at the gym”. Hooray!
October 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Deadlift 120x8 130x8x2
Assisted pull-up -4.5kgx10x3
Shoulder press 41x10x3
Diverging pull-down 60x8x3
Sometimes success is “I did not puke at the gym”. Hooray!
Assisted pull-up -4.5kgx10x3
Shoulder press 41x10x3
Diverging pull-down 60x8x3
Sometimes success is “I did not puke at the gym”. Hooray!
The autism won.
October 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The autism won.
Bro who’s Onil
(You look great and very Big and you’re also nice)
(You look great and very Big and you’re also nice)
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Bro who’s Onil
(You look great and very Big and you’re also nice)
(You look great and very Big and you’re also nice)
Lab manager: "Wait, the vendor said this couldn't be done. How did you-"
Me:
Me:
October 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Lab manager: "Wait, the vendor said this couldn't be done. How did you-"
Me:
Me: