Funky Worm
@satansbigdong.bsky.social
Artist, Craigslist lurker, living in the sewers of Atlanta. Bitches can’t handle my swag 😔
Yall I’m trying to train my stupid ass into wearing heels and I do not understand how bitches do this shit
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Yall I’m trying to train my stupid ass into wearing heels and I do not understand how bitches do this shit
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Far too many talented artists here. Time to redress the balance. This is called A Woman Surprised By A Wasp.
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Far too many talented artists here. Time to redress the balance. This is called A Woman Surprised By A Wasp.
I’m being forced to be on camera for meetings and need outfit suggestions/ fun glasses to wear to make them regret this decision lol
January 7, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I’m being forced to be on camera for meetings and need outfit suggestions/ fun glasses to wear to make them regret this decision lol
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Global communism in 2026 I feel it
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Global communism in 2026 I feel it
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Yall just got Jeff’d
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Yall just got Jeff’d
I think the act of portraying a fresh out of the womb new born baby as a baby covered in fucking grape jelly is the funniest thing, anyway give me some movies where there’s some babies covered in jelly I’m making a list
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I think the act of portraying a fresh out of the womb new born baby as a baby covered in fucking grape jelly is the funniest thing, anyway give me some movies where there’s some babies covered in jelly I’m making a list
Happy birthday to me and Joe Biden
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Happy birthday to me and Joe Biden
all you September babies are just the result of a Christmas present lol
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
all you September babies are just the result of a Christmas present lol
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Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart
Anyone else’s dog smell fucking freezer burnt or is it just mine?
October 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Anyone else’s dog smell fucking freezer burnt or is it just mine?
Just another dream where I’m running for my life to get in an air china flight lol
September 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Just another dream where I’m running for my life to get in an air china flight lol
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they fired the guy in charge of the 2004 Bush campaign for saying what everyone is thinking
lol this is what they fired him for saying
September 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
they fired the guy in charge of the 2004 Bush campaign for saying what everyone is thinking
Yall think anyone on the Jeremy Renner app talked about him playing Dahmer in earnest?
August 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Yall think anyone on the Jeremy Renner app talked about him playing Dahmer in earnest?
August 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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it was asbestos times it was asworstos times
August 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it was asbestos times it was asworstos times
Anyway I feel like I’ve always been ahead on shit by like 2 years so idk in 2 years see AI be just another gimmick.
August 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Anyway I feel like I’ve always been ahead on shit by like 2 years so idk in 2 years see AI be just another gimmick.
I think the whole “AI will be profitable if we invent nuclear fission” idea is so stupid. Like girl if the only way that a product can make money is by inventing a new type of power maybe we just call it quits.
August 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I think the whole “AI will be profitable if we invent nuclear fission” idea is so stupid. Like girl if the only way that a product can make money is by inventing a new type of power maybe we just call it quits.
Important data for all
August 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Important data for all
My sister is having a second wedding (don’t ask) and made the theme be lemons and now my mom has been calling it her ‘lemon party’ and idk if anyone has the heart to tell her…
August 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My sister is having a second wedding (don’t ask) and made the theme be lemons and now my mom has been calling it her ‘lemon party’ and idk if anyone has the heart to tell her…
Keep on having these nightmares of scrambling to get on an international flight after waking up late, not packing and having my ride cancel on me. I literally just woke screaming yall like it’s air china it ain’t that deep lol
August 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Keep on having these nightmares of scrambling to get on an international flight after waking up late, not packing and having my ride cancel on me. I literally just woke screaming yall like it’s air china it ain’t that deep lol
I will get on my soap box and scream that if you like analog horror you should watch “WNUF Halloween Special” it’s very good
youtu.be/u5iCF2Ltjlk?...
youtu.be/u5iCF2Ltjlk?...
WNUF Halloween Special - Trailer
YouTube video by wnufhalloweenspecial
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August 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I will get on my soap box and scream that if you like analog horror you should watch “WNUF Halloween Special” it’s very good
youtu.be/u5iCF2Ltjlk?...
youtu.be/u5iCF2Ltjlk?...