Birdface
@birdface.bsky.social
the Dumpster keeper from the film Blood Dumpster
does it fill the hole in your baja blast pouch??
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
does it fill the hole in your baja blast pouch??
thought my whole life draculas can’t get wet, but i was dead wrong. stay safe, child of god
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
thought my whole life draculas can’t get wet, but i was dead wrong. stay safe, child of god
Is it a Benjamin buttons situation
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Is it a Benjamin buttons situation
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
You can find a dragon mohel on Craigslist
January 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
You can find a dragon mohel on Craigslist
I want an E.T. remake with a tiny predator
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I want an E.T. remake with a tiny predator
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
Maybe they can rent it out
December 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Maybe they can rent it out
Problem seems to be a good part of that 70% will never vote in a dem primary for whatever reason
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Problem seems to be a good part of that 70% will never vote in a dem primary for whatever reason
i drive a dodge stratus!
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i drive a dodge stratus!
the medical bay is just one MedBed
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
the medical bay is just one MedBed
Nice try Blanco nino. Too bad your ass got saaaaaaacked
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Nice try Blanco nino. Too bad your ass got saaaaaaacked
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
Your comments about my loud ice maker are making it depressed
December 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Your comments about my loud ice maker are making it depressed
Tariff time for Serbia I guess
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Tariff time for Serbia I guess
this new army of 67 year olds will destroy us all
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
this new army of 67 year olds will destroy us all