If you’re a boob afficianado, might I recommend a visit to the farmers market? Braless tits of every shape and size on parade.
June 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you’re a boob afficianado, might I recommend a visit to the farmers market? Braless tits of every shape and size on parade.
I hope one day I love something as much as RuPaul loves his own music
May 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I hope one day I love something as much as RuPaul loves his own music
New Eucharist is Malört and a mini Chicago dog
May 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
New Eucharist is Malört and a mini Chicago dog
What if they picked an American pope just so JD Vance would be less likely to kill a second one
May 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What if they picked an American pope just so JD Vance would be less likely to kill a second one
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gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
There is a pope candidate named Pierbattista Pizzaballa and much to my chagrin, he doesn’t look like this
April 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There is a pope candidate named Pierbattista Pizzaballa and much to my chagrin, he doesn’t look like this
Imagine hating me and I’m just in my house being a huge bitch and talking shit about everyone I know.
March 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just in my house being a huge bitch and talking shit about everyone I know.
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how do i monetize watching Detroiters
March 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
how do i monetize watching Detroiters
Dorothy Torkelson ass cat
March 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Dorothy Torkelson ass cat
Nothing more humbling than getting benched by a man you didn’t really like all that much anyway 🫠
February 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Nothing more humbling than getting benched by a man you didn’t really like all that much anyway 🫠
Why do you, an adult man, have blonde hair? That is a hair color for little boys. Grow up.
February 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Why do you, an adult man, have blonde hair? That is a hair color for little boys. Grow up.
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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a dating app, asking it to produce a man as hot as Speed-era Keanu Reeves.
January 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a dating app, asking it to produce a man as hot as Speed-era Keanu Reeves.
Telling you to arrive 2+ hours before a flight is all a ploy by big airport to get you to spend money.
December 29, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Telling you to arrive 2+ hours before a flight is all a ploy by big airport to get you to spend money.
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This is actually Hemingway’s shortest sad story:
Plastic surgery. New cloaca. Not working. ☹️
Plastic surgery. New cloaca. Not working. ☹️
October 5, 2024 at 8:03 PM
This is actually Hemingway’s shortest sad story:
Plastic surgery. New cloaca. Not working. ☹️
Plastic surgery. New cloaca. Not working. ☹️
Nothing underscores just how different my mother and I are quite like our Instagram algorithms.
September 25, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Nothing underscores just how different my mother and I are quite like our Instagram algorithms.
I always feel embarrassed going to a store wearing clothes I got at that store. It's like wearing the band's tshirt to their concert
September 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I always feel embarrassed going to a store wearing clothes I got at that store. It's like wearing the band's tshirt to their concert
I prefer its sister city: Pussy Goldberg
September 7, 2024 at 2:03 PM
I prefer its sister city: Pussy Goldberg
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Reposted by Sara Jane
Fondly remembering my birthday in 2012 when a girl told me she couldn’t come to my party and I “shouldn’t have scheduled it the same night as the opening ceremonies.” My bad. I’ll just reschedule the date of my birth so you can see the Queen parachute in on an umbrella or whatever.
July 26, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Fondly remembering my birthday in 2012 when a girl told me she couldn’t come to my party and I “shouldn’t have scheduled it the same night as the opening ceremonies.” My bad. I’ll just reschedule the date of my birth so you can see the Queen parachute in on an umbrella or whatever.
I could make an appointment with my doctor to increase my Wellbutrin dose OR… I could crack open an ice-cold $.99 Arnold Palmer in a can
July 18, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I could make an appointment with my doctor to increase my Wellbutrin dose OR… I could crack open an ice-cold $.99 Arnold Palmer in a can
She Morton on my arbor til I etum
July 4, 2024 at 5:02 PM
She Morton on my arbor til I etum
Sorry, I have to cancel. They’ve got the women’s National collegiate bowling championship on down at the bar and it’s a nail biter.
July 4, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Sorry, I have to cancel. They’ve got the women’s National collegiate bowling championship on down at the bar and it’s a nail biter.