There is a pope candidate named Pierbattista Pizzaballa and much to my chagrin, he doesn’t look like this
April 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There is a pope candidate named Pierbattista Pizzaballa and much to my chagrin, he doesn’t look like this
Dorothy Torkelson ass cat
March 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Dorothy Torkelson ass cat
Can answer definitively that getting a cat you’re allergic to can fix you.
September 10, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Can answer definitively that getting a cat you’re allergic to can fix you.
I prefer its sister city: Pussy Goldberg
September 7, 2024 at 2:03 PM
I prefer its sister city: Pussy Goldberg
She Morton on my arbor til I etum
July 4, 2024 at 5:02 PM
She Morton on my arbor til I etum
Me turning off my brain so I can get through yet another painful date with a boring guy from the suburbs.
June 23, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Me turning off my brain so I can get through yet another painful date with a boring guy from the suburbs.
I have to use Facebook for a volunteer group so I have a super barebones account where I’ve fed it virtually no information about me so the newsfeed is always very insane. These are two friends it suggested tonight. I’m too afraid to learn more.
May 13, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I have to use Facebook for a volunteer group so I have a super barebones account where I’ve fed it virtually no information about me so the newsfeed is always very insane. These are two friends it suggested tonight. I’m too afraid to learn more.
I wanted to post this and say it was my nickname in college but I think my actual nickname in college was probably vicious cunt (girls) or desperate thirsty ass (boys)
April 25, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I wanted to post this and say it was my nickname in college but I think my actual nickname in college was probably vicious cunt (girls) or desperate thirsty ass (boys)
This made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe.
March 13, 2024 at 9:46 PM
This made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe.
Pitbull’s country-adjacent nascar album is the methadone I’m surviving on until March 29
February 18, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Pitbull’s country-adjacent nascar album is the methadone I’m surviving on until March 29
If my body looked like hers, you’d have to physically fight me to make me put on a stitch of clothing. I’d be naked as a jaybird every damn day.
February 13, 2024 at 5:09 AM
If my body looked like hers, you’d have to physically fight me to make me put on a stitch of clothing. I’d be naked as a jaybird every damn day.
Leaving the salon vs styling it myself
January 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Leaving the salon vs styling it myself
Santa got my letter!
December 25, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Santa got my letter!
Complete list of things I can be told now that I have candy apple red nails:
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December 2, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Complete list of things I can be told now that I have candy apple red nails:
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His hands look So hers can
like this look like this
like this look like this
November 21, 2023 at 5:59 PM
His hands look So hers can
like this look like this
like this look like this
Love holding hands with that special someone
October 22, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Love holding hands with that special someone
That’s right. I* won a regional award for the podcast I co-host for work. What the hell have you accomplished?
*technically the production company did but I had a bunch of free white wine and got to take it home so who really won?
*technically the production company did but I had a bunch of free white wine and got to take it home so who really won?
October 5, 2023 at 3:40 AM
That’s right. I* won a regional award for the podcast I co-host for work. What the hell have you accomplished?
*technically the production company did but I had a bunch of free white wine and got to take it home so who really won?
*technically the production company did but I had a bunch of free white wine and got to take it home so who really won?