Krstn™
sarkasmo.bsky.social
Krstn™
@sarkasmo.bsky.social
Why can't y'all just be on Mastodon
@eastcoastknits.bsky.social HAP BIRF! ❤️🎁🎉
July 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Something comforting
January 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
When I get full of nervous energy, my body doesn't just start doing Nazi salutes, and if it did, I would be MORTIFIED.
Also, ppl would know things about me that negate the possibility of the gesture being fascist, bc they'd never have seen me hanging out with Nazis or embracing far right parties.
January 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Imagine if the headline was, "Trump puts hundreds of violent criminals back on the streets"?
January 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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🖕
January 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ok yes the world is a monster, bad to swallow me whole so if anyone can get me in touch with Lawyer Jeff because Google Maps is absolutely no help

Please, I'm needing inspiration.

#rem #aaaaaaaaaah
January 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm being so brave today
January 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Good day to people who press the lock button on their car keys an extra few times to achieve maximum lockiness
January 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. There might not be much I can really do to lower the cost of Taspar eggs after all. #StarTrek
January 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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And just like that, Donald Trump gets away with his insurrection. Something that would have never happened in any other democratic country on earth. Astonishing.
The January 6th case against Donald Trump is dismissed without prejudice by Judge Chutkan.
November 25, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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Proud to announce that I will nominate Kai Winn as Secretary of Education where she will oversee the Federation Department of Education which guides the direction of schools and education across the United Federation of Planets member worlds. CONGRATULATIONS KAI WINN! #StarTrek
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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[3:12 am]

(my cat): oh sorry about stepping on your face i was just headed to the nightstand to knock over that water glass
November 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Okey everboddy, are yu reddy fore it? I am abarrassed to persent tha veddio of that time whin i waz a dumb babby whomst waz afrade of nachocheezdoriddos
November 18, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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Here's a photo of a cat in a sweater holding another cat because we're on Bluesky now and we all deserve a palate cleanser after what we've been through in the other place
November 16, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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Pure uncut heron
November 13, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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November 6, 2024 at 9:49 PM