Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
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Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island.
Happy introvert.
Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱
Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻
❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills.
Probably outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #LGM 🧡
Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island.
Happy introvert.
Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱
Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻
❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills.
Probably outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #LGM 🧡
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Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I made an account poking fun at Mayor Bloomberg’s Spanish skills. He didn’t like it 😂
Good morning hotties. I hope your day is so freaking amazing. But first coffee!
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Good morning hotties. I hope your day is so freaking amazing. But first coffee!
Doing a Keep Up With The Cardassians marathon tonight (aka binging DS9 lol)
a man says it 's happening with his hands up
ALT: a man says it 's happening with his hands up
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Doing a Keep Up With The Cardassians marathon tonight (aka binging DS9 lol)
The Verrazzano turned pink in the sunset
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Verrazzano turned pink in the sunset
Always a good time for choclo
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Always a good time for choclo
Good morning loves. I hope your day is stress free and happy. But first coffee!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Good morning loves. I hope your day is stress free and happy. But first coffee!!
And we’ll do a 21 Jewish space laser salute to see her off 🫡
From Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene’s resignation video:
“I refuse to be a battered wife, hoping it all goes away and gets better…there is no plan to save the world or a 4D chess game being played.“
“I refuse to be a battered wife, hoping it all goes away and gets better…there is no plan to save the world or a 4D chess game being played.“
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
And we’ll do a 21 Jewish space laser salute to see her off 🫡
Look who did a reading at services tonight
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Look who did a reading at services tonight
Shabbat Shalom darlings may we all know peace soon
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Shabbat Shalom darlings may we all know peace soon
Trump always agrees with whoever he spoke to last so I dunno maybe Mamdani should call him a few times a day
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Trump always agrees with whoever he spoke to last so I dunno maybe Mamdani should call him a few times a day
This whole thing 😂
The Mamdani-Trump Oval Office press conference is starting now
LIVE: Trump and Mamdani hold meeting at the White House
YouTube video by Associated Press
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This whole thing 😂
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Good morning! Happy Friday! My day is going to be long and tedious and blerg but I am soooo looking forward to the weekend. But first coffee!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Good morning! Happy Friday! My day is going to be long and tedious and blerg but I am soooo looking forward to the weekend. But first coffee!!
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November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Calico will only drink from a sink
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Calico will only drink from a sink
Good morning darlings. I hope your day is bananas perfect and you get several opportunities to drink hot chocolate. But first coffee!
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Good morning darlings. I hope your day is bananas perfect and you get several opportunities to drink hot chocolate. But first coffee!
Found this grocery shopping and I am so horrified I have to try it so I bought it
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Found this grocery shopping and I am so horrified I have to try it so I bought it
I’ve never been in a sugar daddy arrangement ever, but I can’t imagine going through multiple sugar daddies and not coming out of it with at least three pet alpacas and a house with a giant slide instead of regular stairs 😅
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’ve never been in a sugar daddy arrangement ever, but I can’t imagine going through multiple sugar daddies and not coming out of it with at least three pet alpacas and a house with a giant slide instead of regular stairs 😅
X’s school does an award ceremony every quarter for the honor roll kids so I have to shlep down to the school & watch a herd of children line up to get certificates & listen to school admins make speeches praising themselves & just give the kids a gold star in class I don’t need to see this 😅
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
X’s school does an award ceremony every quarter for the honor roll kids so I have to shlep down to the school & watch a herd of children line up to get certificates & listen to school admins make speeches praising themselves & just give the kids a gold star in class I don’t need to see this 😅
Zero adults in this girl’s life shut this down? I would lose my shit at a music producer if they suggested my 15 year old sing this. Probably throw things too. Omg.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Zero adults in this girl’s life shut this down? I would lose my shit at a music producer if they suggested my 15 year old sing this. Probably throw things too. Omg.
The face of a dog who HATES the rain realizing that it’s raining
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The face of a dog who HATES the rain realizing that it’s raining
Good morning darlings. I hope your day is fantastic and full of pastries. But first coffee!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Good morning darlings. I hope your day is fantastic and full of pastries. But first coffee!!
The paper air fryer liner I bought seems to have burned in the air fryer. Which is less than ideal for something that says air fryer on the package
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The paper air fryer liner I bought seems to have burned in the air fryer. Which is less than ideal for something that says air fryer on the package
