Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
✡️🗽🇵🇷
Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island.
Happy introvert.
Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱
Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻
❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills.
Prolly outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #MetsSky 🧡
Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island.
Happy introvert.
Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱
Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻
❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills.
Prolly outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #MetsSky 🧡
My therapist fired me as a client when I talked about RFK felching?
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My therapist fired me as a client when I talked about RFK felching?
The Mets should really coordinate news releases with my son’s karate schedule so I can join discussions when they happen 😂
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The Mets should really coordinate news releases with my son’s karate schedule so I can join discussions when they happen 😂
And good morning #MetsSky! I didn’t see yesterdays news coming but fingers crossed it’s the right decision
a picture of a mets baseball player with a caption saying you are out
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media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
And good morning #MetsSky! I didn’t see yesterdays news coming but fingers crossed it’s the right decision
A sex term that RFK Jr. used in a poem. You don’t want to know trust me
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A sex term that RFK Jr. used in a poem. You don’t want to know trust me
It’s actually not that bad out!
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s actually not that bad out!
Pastel de natas about to come out of the oven
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Pastel de natas about to come out of the oven
Some trays are less neat than others 😅
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Some trays are less neat than others 😅
X: I want something hard next time
Rabbi: that was the hard one
😂
Rabbi: that was the hard one
😂
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
X: I want something hard next time
Rabbi: that was the hard one
😂
Rabbi: that was the hard one
😂
Happy Birthday!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Happy Birthday!!!!!
Update: nobody wanted to talk about it 🤣🤣🤣
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Update: nobody wanted to talk about it 🤣🤣🤣
lol we’re dirtbag paternal grandpa drifter twins
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
lol we’re dirtbag paternal grandpa drifter twins