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📍NYC ꩜ ❤️🧡🤍💗💜
Late bloomer
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RIP Jane.
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My wife and I are getting hot chocolate and going to a christmas tree lighting in Central Park and then I’m gonna make us mac and cheese when we get home. Lesbian life is a hallmark movie fr
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Post your warning label
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Clocking in not when my shift starts, but when the panic sets in just before
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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advent calendar of pills i've found on the ground
October 7, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is a DIY gift kinda Christmas because I hate these fucking corporations
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Dreaming of one day getting snowed in with my wife while the cats sit in front of a fireplace
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I want a girl with a strong floor and noooo ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The CEO of the Dumbass Looking Suit Factory is clearly giving out gift cards to all the sports commentators this year
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Here’s a picture of me if anyone is interested. Will likely delete later
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me as a closeted lesbian in college:
What if edging is resisting capitalism
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I don’t believe that a roast needs to be vulgar in order to be epic
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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🎶come with me
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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i can’t read and my tits are enormous
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Putting the disco into discombobulated
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Fuck it I'll take the damn lobotomy
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
My wife deserves a really amazing birthday in February. I gotta start planning now
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This guy definitely died from anger during the Mamdani-Trump press conference
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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1970
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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You might wear out your index-finger running up and down the columns of dictionaries, and never find the word.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM