Sarah Periwinkle
@sarahperiwinkle.bsky.social
Formerly of that other blue site, tumblr (lookatthislittlething), mlkshk, and Metafilter. DFW area, via SF Bay Area, via Maryland 🦀. She/her. Also found at @sarahnade@mefi.social
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
Look at these cat eyes!!! She's so gorgeous.
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Look at these cat eyes!!! She's so gorgeous.
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Getting hit in the chest from point blank range with a footlong sub and an enormous Peckinpah-style squib of sweet onion teriyaki sauce explodes from my chest.
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Getting hit in the chest from point blank range with a footlong sub and an enormous Peckinpah-style squib of sweet onion teriyaki sauce explodes from my chest.
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
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He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now
Also the props I was a "Y" on made a nice little pneumonic pattern so I memorized it and didn't need a paper list.
I voted, our county is one of 3 in the state that went back to paper ballots and with 17 ballot props I thought it would be forever but there was basically no line at 9am at the community college!
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Also the props I was a "Y" on made a nice little pneumonic pattern so I memorized it and didn't need a paper list.
I voted, our county is one of 3 in the state that went back to paper ballots and with 17 ballot props I thought it would be forever but there was basically no line at 9am at the community college!
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I voted, our county is one of 3 in the state that went back to paper ballots and with 17 ballot props I thought it would be forever but there was basically no line at 9am at the community college!
It's 7:30, the children are screaming "six-seveeeen" at each other from across the street and I have had to dip into my Welch's fruit snacks to make sure I have enough treats.
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's 7:30, the children are screaming "six-seveeeen" at each other from across the street and I have had to dip into my Welch's fruit snacks to make sure I have enough treats.
Question I have been asking myself recently: is it really this bad or is it just that I've forgotten to take my brain meds for 3 days?
a little girl in a white dress with the words por que no los dos
Alt: a little girl in a white dress with the words ¿por que no los dos? Which means why not both
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Question I have been asking myself recently: is it really this bad or is it just that I've forgotten to take my brain meds for 3 days?
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(Salt-N-Pepa) let’s talk about Tex Mex, please
Let’s talk about meat and cheese
Let’s talk about all the good meals and the bad meals
With nice beans
Let’s talk about meat and cheese
Let’s talk about all the good meals and the bad meals
With nice beans
October 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
(Salt-N-Pepa) let’s talk about Tex Mex, please
Let’s talk about meat and cheese
Let’s talk about all the good meals and the bad meals
With nice beans
Let’s talk about meat and cheese
Let’s talk about all the good meals and the bad meals
With nice beans
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(to Lady Madonna) 🎵french fried potaters / it's my favorite thing / eat em when i use the blade some folks call sling 🎵
October 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
(to Lady Madonna) 🎵french fried potaters / it's my favorite thing / eat em when i use the blade some folks call sling 🎵
My boys are back, baby!!!! By boys I mean Jukebox the ghost and by back I mean their new album Phantasmagorical Vol 1 and it's weird interstitials and good piano pop harmonies.
October 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My boys are back, baby!!!! By boys I mean Jukebox the ghost and by back I mean their new album Phantasmagorical Vol 1 and it's weird interstitials and good piano pop harmonies.
Had a lil crash out bc work asked if I would go to India and I tentatively said yes without voicing my safety concerns, then they said the trip would be in 3-4 *WEEKS*. Should have asked that before agreeing to it I guess, but still, wtf
October 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Had a lil crash out bc work asked if I would go to India and I tentatively said yes without voicing my safety concerns, then they said the trip would be in 3-4 *WEEKS*. Should have asked that before agreeing to it I guess, but still, wtf
Perfect cat loaf!!!!
September 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Perfect cat loaf!!!!
Things I left behind at the thrift store, a thread: first, this bonkers vintage (?) Metal owl candle holder (kinda sad about this looking at it now, it kinda matches my whimsical office decor)
September 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Things I left behind at the thrift store, a thread: first, this bonkers vintage (?) Metal owl candle holder (kinda sad about this looking at it now, it kinda matches my whimsical office decor)
This cat! She jumped on the back of the couch and literally tapped me on my shoulder so she could loaf with her butt in my face.
September 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This cat! She jumped on the back of the couch and literally tapped me on my shoulder so she could loaf with her butt in my face.
1996 HFStival where Jewel got hit by a Frisbee and walked off stage after 2 songs.
What is your biggest concert flex?
August 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
1996 HFStival where Jewel got hit by a Frisbee and walked off stage after 2 songs.
The big glasses trend of the last several years is a great aesthetic, I admit. But as someone who has to wear glasses and makeup every day, DAMN these things are hard to keep clean.
August 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The big glasses trend of the last several years is a great aesthetic, I admit. But as someone who has to wear glasses and makeup every day, DAMN these things are hard to keep clean.
Chicken leg blep
August 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Chicken leg blep
My husband made hatch chile chorizo burgers on the grill, using hickory wood chips, and they were sooo good. Being in the south/southwest during hatch season is really one of the best things about living here.
August 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My husband made hatch chile chorizo burgers on the grill, using hickory wood chips, and they were sooo good. Being in the south/southwest during hatch season is really one of the best things about living here.
Minerva is here! She has gotten acclimated so quickly and become our spoiled baby.
August 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Minerva is here! She has gotten acclimated so quickly and become our spoiled baby.
This only partly true; the limited edition pop tarts are good: Boston Creme Pie, Pumpkin Pie, and Thun Mints (currently on shelves, go git it)
All Pop Tarts are godawful. Have a good night everybody
LETS DEBATE.
July 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This only partly true; the limited edition pop tarts are good: Boston Creme Pie, Pumpkin Pie, and Thun Mints (currently on shelves, go git it)