Because nothing screams Christmas like preparing your children for the administrative and bereaucratic nightmare of dealing with the Irish Passport Office...
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Because nothing screams Christmas like preparing your children for the administrative and bereaucratic nightmare of dealing with the Irish Passport Office...
The Irish papers' football coverage in a nutshell: "Our u/21s were hammered 4-0 by Andorra yestrday but not to worry, here's yet another in-depth rehashing of that Manchester United story we keep running and running and..."
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The Irish papers' football coverage in a nutshell: "Our u/21s were hammered 4-0 by Andorra yestrday but not to worry, here's yet another in-depth rehashing of that Manchester United story we keep running and running and..."
Sad that this leak appears to have come from the office of Minister Jim O'Callaghan (FF).
FG had seemed most likely to start bashing* immigrants.
Maybe FF will start punching down too after their recemt election fuck-up?
(*Metaphorically, of course. They're not thugs. They just incite thugs).
FG had seemed most likely to start bashing* immigrants.
Maybe FF will start punching down too after their recemt election fuck-up?
(*Metaphorically, of course. They're not thugs. They just incite thugs).
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Sad that this leak appears to have come from the office of Minister Jim O'Callaghan (FF).
FG had seemed most likely to start bashing* immigrants.
Maybe FF will start punching down too after their recemt election fuck-up?
(*Metaphorically, of course. They're not thugs. They just incite thugs).
FG had seemed most likely to start bashing* immigrants.
Maybe FF will start punching down too after their recemt election fuck-up?
(*Metaphorically, of course. They're not thugs. They just incite thugs).
Maybe I'm happy Celia has taken my place at the top of the leaderboard.
How'dja like them manzanas?
Your move, Duolingo.
How'dja like them manzanas?
Your move, Duolingo.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Maybe I'm happy Celia has taken my place at the top of the leaderboard.
How'dja like them manzanas?
Your move, Duolingo.
How'dja like them manzanas?
Your move, Duolingo.
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Many thanks for the kind reposts about my upcoming publication - all helps. Much appreciated. Xx
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Many thanks for the kind reposts about my upcoming publication - all helps. Much appreciated. Xx
There's been an accident in the drapery section at Guiney's...
October 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
There's been an accident in the drapery section at Guiney's...
The first (and easily the best) rom-com ever made.
A thing of beauty. More importantly, a thing of fun.
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A thing of beauty. More importantly, a thing of fun.
archive.org/details/it.-...
It Happened One Night (1934) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
It Happened One Night is a 1934 pre-Code American romantic comedy film directed and co-produced by Frank Capra, in collaboration with Harry Cohn. The...
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October 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The first (and easily the best) rom-com ever made.
A thing of beauty. More importantly, a thing of fun.
archive.org/details/it.-...
A thing of beauty. More importantly, a thing of fun.
archive.org/details/it.-...
Catherine Connolly once started a game of Snakes and Ladders without throwing a six.
#SmearTheBajaysis
#SmearTheBajaysis
October 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Catherine Connolly once started a game of Snakes and Ladders without throwing a six.
#SmearTheBajaysis
#SmearTheBajaysis
It comforts me to believe that every time Prince turned up at a do, there were a couple of concerned aunties who'd corner his Purpleness and ask... "and, tell us, are you still at the music, love?".
October 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It comforts me to believe that every time Prince turned up at a do, there were a couple of concerned aunties who'd corner his Purpleness and ask... "and, tell us, are you still at the music, love?".
Odd how famous comedians are (rightfully i.m.o.) being called out for taking money off the country that funded Al Qaeda and ISIS, yet famous football clubs like Manchester United (Saudi Telecom) don't get called out for it and neither do Liverpool (cf Standard Chartered's links to ISIS)
September 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Odd how famous comedians are (rightfully i.m.o.) being called out for taking money off the country that funded Al Qaeda and ISIS, yet famous football clubs like Manchester United (Saudi Telecom) don't get called out for it and neither do Liverpool (cf Standard Chartered's links to ISIS)
It says a lot about what some Irish political parties think of the role of President when (Bertie fucking Ahern aside) they only woke up to the role in the last few weeks and have since been snout deep in an undignified scramble to find a candidate for an election they knew about SEVEN years ago.
September 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
It says a lot about what some Irish political parties think of the role of President when (Bertie fucking Ahern aside) they only woke up to the role in the last few weeks and have since been snout deep in an undignified scramble to find a candidate for an election they knew about SEVEN years ago.
Not only the worst performance I have ever seen from an Irish team but possibly the worst performance I have ever seen [full stop].
And I supported City under Alan fucking Ball.
And I supported City under Alan fucking Ball.
September 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Not only the worst performance I have ever seen from an Irish team but possibly the worst performance I have ever seen [full stop].
And I supported City under Alan fucking Ball.
And I supported City under Alan fucking Ball.
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CONNIE
Written and created by award-winning Limerick playwrights and Ormston House Artists-in-Residence, Ann Blake and Joanne Ryan, CONNIE is a bold, immersive theatrical event that reimagines the incredible life of Limerick-born Hollywood actress Constance Smith.
Written and created by award-winning Limerick playwrights and Ormston House Artists-in-Residence, Ann Blake and Joanne Ryan, CONNIE is a bold, immersive theatrical event that reimagines the incredible life of Limerick-born Hollywood actress Constance Smith.
CONNIE
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September 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
CONNIE
Written and created by award-winning Limerick playwrights and Ormston House Artists-in-Residence, Ann Blake and Joanne Ryan, CONNIE is a bold, immersive theatrical event that reimagines the incredible life of Limerick-born Hollywood actress Constance Smith.
Written and created by award-winning Limerick playwrights and Ormston House Artists-in-Residence, Ann Blake and Joanne Ryan, CONNIE is a bold, immersive theatrical event that reimagines the incredible life of Limerick-born Hollywood actress Constance Smith.
I am a firefighter in a TV show.
The other guys in the station are my brothers and sisters. Except the captain. He thinks I'm a hothead - but I get the job done, goddammit.
Also, that Norman Price needs a good kick up the hole.
The other guys in the station are my brothers and sisters. Except the captain. He thinks I'm a hothead - but I get the job done, goddammit.
Also, that Norman Price needs a good kick up the hole.
I am a detective in a TV show.
I live for my job but it doesn't make me happy.
As a reformed alcoholic with quirky taste in music, my relationship with my beautiful ex-wife is... complicated.
One time, somebody I loved died violently, but I don't like to talk about that.
I live for my job but it doesn't make me happy.
As a reformed alcoholic with quirky taste in music, my relationship with my beautiful ex-wife is... complicated.
One time, somebody I loved died violently, but I don't like to talk about that.
I'm a barman in a TV show.
I like polishing glasses with a cloth I keep slung over my shoulder. I am the soul of discretion and my customers are like children to me. I never, ever, go outside the bar. My empty glasses collect themselves.
I like polishing glasses with a cloth I keep slung over my shoulder. I am the soul of discretion and my customers are like children to me. I never, ever, go outside the bar. My empty glasses collect themselves.
September 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I am a firefighter in a TV show.
The other guys in the station are my brothers and sisters. Except the captain. He thinks I'm a hothead - but I get the job done, goddammit.
Also, that Norman Price needs a good kick up the hole.
The other guys in the station are my brothers and sisters. Except the captain. He thinks I'm a hothead - but I get the job done, goddammit.
Also, that Norman Price needs a good kick up the hole.
I am a detective in a TV show.
I live for my job but it doesn't make me happy.
As a reformed alcoholic with quirky taste in music, my relationship with my beautiful ex-wife is... complicated.
One time, somebody I loved died violently, but I don't like to talk about that.
I live for my job but it doesn't make me happy.
As a reformed alcoholic with quirky taste in music, my relationship with my beautiful ex-wife is... complicated.
One time, somebody I loved died violently, but I don't like to talk about that.
I'm a barman in a TV show.
I like polishing glasses with a cloth I keep slung over my shoulder. I am the soul of discretion and my customers are like children to me. I never, ever, go outside the bar. My empty glasses collect themselves.
I like polishing glasses with a cloth I keep slung over my shoulder. I am the soul of discretion and my customers are like children to me. I never, ever, go outside the bar. My empty glasses collect themselves.
I'm a doctor in a TV show.
After finishing a shift in the hospital, I like nothing better than hanging around the wards and smiling benignly at my sleeping patients.
After finishing a shift in the hospital, I like nothing better than hanging around the wards and smiling benignly at my sleeping patients.
September 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I am a detective in a TV show.
I live for my job but it doesn't make me happy.
As a reformed alcoholic with quirky taste in music, my relationship with my beautiful ex-wife is... complicated.
One time, somebody I loved died violently, but I don't like to talk about that.
I live for my job but it doesn't make me happy.
As a reformed alcoholic with quirky taste in music, my relationship with my beautiful ex-wife is... complicated.
One time, somebody I loved died violently, but I don't like to talk about that.
I'm a barman in a TV show.
I like polishing glasses with a cloth I keep slung over my shoulder. I am the soul of discretion and my customers are like children to me. I never, ever, go outside the bar. My empty glasses collect themselves.
I like polishing glasses with a cloth I keep slung over my shoulder. I am the soul of discretion and my customers are like children to me. I never, ever, go outside the bar. My empty glasses collect themselves.
I'm a doctor in a TV show.
After finishing a shift in the hospital, I like nothing better than hanging around the wards and smiling benignly at my sleeping patients.
After finishing a shift in the hospital, I like nothing better than hanging around the wards and smiling benignly at my sleeping patients.
I'm a lawyer on a TV show.
All day, every day, two or three of us interview the same suspect at the same time. Because that's what we lawyers do - we solve crimes in pairs before retiring to the karaoke bar of an evening.
All day, every day, two or three of us interview the same suspect at the same time. Because that's what we lawyers do - we solve crimes in pairs before retiring to the karaoke bar of an evening.
September 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'm a barman in a TV show.
I like polishing glasses with a cloth I keep slung over my shoulder. I am the soul of discretion and my customers are like children to me. I never, ever, go outside the bar. My empty glasses collect themselves.
I like polishing glasses with a cloth I keep slung over my shoulder. I am the soul of discretion and my customers are like children to me. I never, ever, go outside the bar. My empty glasses collect themselves.
I'm a doctor in a TV show.
After finishing a shift in the hospital, I like nothing better than hanging around the wards and smiling benignly at my sleeping patients.
After finishing a shift in the hospital, I like nothing better than hanging around the wards and smiling benignly at my sleeping patients.
I'm a lawyer on a TV show.
All day, every day, two or three of us interview the same suspect at the same time. Because that's what we lawyers do - we solve crimes in pairs before retiring to the karaoke bar of an evening.
All day, every day, two or three of us interview the same suspect at the same time. Because that's what we lawyers do - we solve crimes in pairs before retiring to the karaoke bar of an evening.
September 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I'm a doctor in a TV show.
After finishing a shift in the hospital, I like nothing better than hanging around the wards and smiling benignly at my sleeping patients.
After finishing a shift in the hospital, I like nothing better than hanging around the wards and smiling benignly at my sleeping patients.
I'm a lawyer on a TV show.
All day, every day, two or three of us interview the same suspect at the same time. Because that's what we lawyers do - we solve crimes in pairs before retiring to the karaoke bar of an evening.
All day, every day, two or three of us interview the same suspect at the same time. Because that's what we lawyers do - we solve crimes in pairs before retiring to the karaoke bar of an evening.
September 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I'm a lawyer on a TV show.
All day, every day, two or three of us interview the same suspect at the same time. Because that's what we lawyers do - we solve crimes in pairs before retiring to the karaoke bar of an evening.
All day, every day, two or three of us interview the same suspect at the same time. Because that's what we lawyers do - we solve crimes in pairs before retiring to the karaoke bar of an evening.
In all we know now... not a word of objection to genocide out of one of them.
September 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
In all we know now... not a word of objection to genocide out of one of them.
To the patron seated behind President Lincoln and this enormous hat, John Wilkes Booth was probably a hero.
August 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
To the patron seated behind President Lincoln and this enormous hat, John Wilkes Booth was probably a hero.
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August 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ideal for young lovers of stories and art, and as aids for teachers to inspire, choc-a-bloc as they are with poetry, stories and stunning artwork...
And now from just €20 for five issues, including postage!
✨️ bit.ly/caterpillarbackissues
And now from just €20 for five issues, including postage!
✨️ bit.ly/caterpillarbackissues
I am a female character in an action movie. Not long after having sex with the hero, I like to open the fridge door in the dark. I always do this while wearing his shirt instead of any clothes my own.
Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I never use the toilet.
July 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I am a female character in an action movie. Not long after having sex with the hero, I like to open the fridge door in the dark. I always do this while wearing his shirt instead of any clothes my own.
Swiftian satire.
An extraordinary piece.
An extraordinary piece.
The PNG Courier on the crime against humanity currently being permitted to take place in Gaza.
Substack - mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-png-co...
Substack - mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-png-co...
July 25, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Swiftian satire.
An extraordinary piece.
An extraordinary piece.
Magical.
July 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Magical.