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Sam Windrim
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I write a bit.
Ah, Matthew, it's Ken Early, ffs. What do you expect?
A fella wouldn't wrap his mother-in-law's chips in one of Ken Early's opinion pieces.
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
*shivers* Pollock, you say...
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November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A roamin' in the gloamin' with the bonny, Morag.
Did Jesus play for Tottenham Hotspur, daddy?
We're from Jebrovia and we don't give a shit...

My 1st ever comedy gig was him on his 'Wreck on Tour' tour (I think) not long after. Every bit as great. An impossible measuring stick for every gig since.
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ever since the Leo V days posing with llamas, FG have been obsessed with optics.
They *should* know better than to publish an official response to a post-punk bass player but equally, canvassing the support if Daniel O'Donnell should have been beneath them too.
October 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'd agree with that assessment, Gilian. The whole Liverpool are a left-wing club thing is a new phenomenon too.
October 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'm commissioning it now...
A remake of 'I Dream of Jeannie'. Only the Barbara Eden charcter is a hotwired sex doll. Call it, 'My Wi-Fi Doesn't Understand Me'.
Sure, I can't pay you right now, but if you do the work, I'll rip it off on ChatGpt later and... well, I won't pay you then either. So...
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October 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I think it's a combination of rest and subconscious thinking.
(In the same way we solve crossword clues while seemingly thinking about something else).
Famously, if Brunel met an apparently unsolvable problem, he would sleep on it for a few hours and wake up with the solution or a workaround.
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Thanks. I stand corrected.
Didn't realise Connolly was a barrister too. For some reason, I had it in my head, she had a psychology degree...
(Actually, I just checked Wikipedia and, fair play to her, she does have a psychology degree to her name, as well as King's Inn).
September 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
She's a crybaby alright, bu as a barrister, she's probably better qualified for a role in constitutional oversight than any of the 3 on the ticket.
Thank fuck she didn't make it tho'. Given her record, if elected, she'd definitely have referrred any progressive legislation to the Supreme Court.
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September 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Aren't you nice?
City's owners have created housing, a communitycentre,a health complex, a school, an entertainment venue and a hotel in the Manchester & the UK too. So don't forget to add affordable homewashing, healthwashing, educationwashing, musicwashing and hospitalitywashing to your list.
September 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
So because RA was criticised, racist euphemisms can't exist?
Cool.
If a white, say US, privately-owned fund bought MCFC for under £1bn & transformed its worth into (at least!) 4.5 times that, it'd rightly be called great business. So-called "Oil money" does it morons call it "sportswashing".
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Not sure I'd chance crawling into any tunnel dug by that Irish team.
September 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM