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samtongsamton.bsky.social
Sam
@samtongsamton.bsky.social
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Just a good pal who shows up on occasion.

Graduate from the Peggle Institute.
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terminator uhh 2 comic
February 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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20 dollar bill on a string vs chocolate bar on a string and seeing which one byakuya togami takes first
February 17, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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bonzosbunker.bsky.social
the knight and the pawn #deltarune #deltarunespoilers
February 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Waffle Place - Gator Days
Waffle Place - Gator Days Characters Terry - Bear - The drummer for Fork Fight. Happy to be included. Shirtless Kyle - Raccoon - The guitarist and lead vocalist for Fork Fight. Perpetually shirtless and yells a lot. Shirt Kyle - Rabbit - The bassist and back up vocalist for Fork Fight. Perpetually wearing a shirt and annoyed. Hans - Beaver - The keyboardist for Fork Fight. He wears sunglasses inside. Transcript Panel 1 Fork Fight has just finished playing a gig. Terry is loading the last piece of equipment into the van and asking everyone what they want to do for dinner. Terry: Van is packed! Where are we getting dinner? Shirtless Kyle: WAFFLE PLACE! Panel 2 The rest of the band is not enthusiastic about going to Waffle Place again but arguing with Shirtless Kyle usually doesn't end well. Especially when he's yelling and waving his arms around. Shirt Kyle: Again? It's trash. Shirtless Kyle: IT'S TRADITION! Hans: Fine... Let's go. Panel 3 Everyone is at Waffle place. There's a big silly waffle mascot with a big silly waffle grin on the wall saying "LET'S WAFFLE". There are disturbing implications about a sentient waffle being happy about people eating waffles. Everyone's food just looks like a big gray mess. No one looks happy. Shirt Kyle stares off into space and imagines all the other places he could be right now. Him being right about this place does not bring satisfiction when he still has to endure the awful food. Panel 4 Despite being the one who wanted to come here, Shirtless Kyle says what's on everyone's mind. Shirtless Kyle: This place is awful! Why do we keep coming here? This will not be their last time going to Waffle Place.
February 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in the car, with Blue driving. Both of them look equally annoyed and displeased. Blue: Finally, a chance to pass this brainfree highway hero who almost made us crash. Green: Requesting permission to glare in judgement? Blue: Granted. As Blue passes the other car, Green sticks his head out of the window, maintaining a firm, uninterrupted angry glare towards the other driver, who begins to look anxious as they somehow sense Green's immense dismay aimed at their general direction.
February 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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last night i had a dream where i was playing a race against cpus in kirby air riders and won, but there was a mechanic where one of the cpus could be randomly revealed to have died in the middle of the race and it would automatically give them first place
a kirby air riders results screen where first place and 4th place have been switched. a notice in the middle reads: Tragically, CPU3 passed away during today's race. To honor them and their memory, they will be posthumously awarded the first place title. We understand this may upset the previously determined winner of the race. However, we feel it is important to treat all race participants with respect, and we have determined that this is the best way to show support to the deceased. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Please refer to the Kirby Air Riders™ Health & Safety Guide for more information.
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.
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Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.

I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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coward.bsky.social
make local coop to play with wife
Steam message board thread "make local coop to play with wife"
February 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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onlyveesaz.bsky.social
Good Morning ☀️ 🏜️ Growing up in Michigan, this is NOT what I thought the desert looked like…
Sunrise in SE Arizona- shot on iPhone
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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& drank Pepsi from a hose in the creek, said sir and radio, and you turned out OK, say damn right!
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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gingercats09.bsky.social
guessing games #shovelknight
February 15, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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buttplug.engineer
but if you don’t walk thru a car wash how else do you get clean
February 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Will you be my valentine?
A tuxedo cat wearing a tiny tuxedo collar, looking at the camera
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
samtongsamton.bsky.social
they should make an alcohol that doesnt cause immediate burning or poison damage upon consuming it
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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southernserval.bsky.social
Sometimes the prettiest girl in the room is a cosmic horror the size of a small jet liner

First time in a bit I’ve experimented with watercolor

#ironlung
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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they need to invent a new word like friend/spouse/soulmate but for people linked together by the Prophecy
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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ditzyflama.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying on the floor, lounging on atop of each other. Green: Did we have anything planned for this weekend? Blue: Not that I remember. Blue picks up his phone, looking at the screen. Green peers slightly into the same direction, but does not move from his place across Blue's back. Blue: Oh, mom texted me. Green: What is it? Blue: My cousin's birthday party has been cancelled. It would've been tomorrow. Green: I completely forgot that. The foxes continue lounging on the floor. Green: ...So we have no plans? Blue: None that I remember.
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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FACT: 90% of vitamin takers quit right before they find The Vitamin That Cures Their Ailments
February 13, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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The wait is almost over.

Mina the Hollower launches Spring 2026 on Nintendo Switch 2, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X, and Steam.
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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i wonder what's for dinner 🦎
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM