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introducing "afternoonpiano.als", the hit sequel to "midnightpiano.als"
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
every elementary school should have an assembly where they gather all the first graders under a banner that says "YOU ARE OWED NOTHING IN THIS LIFE" then they all have to take turns trying to beat super monkey ball expert mode no continues
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i've had this little kernel sitting almost share-ready all week because i haven't been working on it too much. shoutout to intro with bass offset from chords which i have now done twice in a row

i do feel like it perhaps needs an additional something™️ but the patent is still pending on that one
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I LOG ON TO MANY NEW "DOT COMS" EVERY DAY... IT'S CALLED "SURFING THE WEB"... IT'S THE HIP NEW THING TO DO ON A DAY OFF... THEY SAY THERE'S HUNDREDS OF DOT COMS TO DISCOVER, AND MORE BEING CREATED ALL THE TIME... HOW COOL IS THAT!
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
my phone says it's in 5-g, but from where i'm sitting, it looks pretty freakin 3-gimensional to me. big phone has got some explaining to do
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
just finished up watching all of steven universe. (including the movie and future)

i enjoyed it a lot, especially future. the characters are so lovable i can't help but be invested
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Reposted by glotch
"subtropical" out now! a true case of funny synth do funny chord make my brain go haha yay!!

listen:
ng: www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
yt: youtu.be/XJ7JqRVLTSM
or here!
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"subtropical" out now! a true case of funny synth do funny chord make my brain go haha yay!!

listen:
ng: www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
yt: youtu.be/XJ7JqRVLTSM
or here!
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
#deltarune

another insane dream video game from last night
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
played just dance 3 and 4 for the first time in years. the song selection really holds up better than i expected

also how many tv head oc's do you think can be directly traced back to this guy
October 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
it's a "checking up on how many sears locations are left" kind of day

(answer is 5 btw)
October 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
sorry for posting one billion trillion snippets of this one but i think my harmony game is absolutely on lock today so i wanted to share
October 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
more this. take a wild guess at which of these synths consumes like 40% cpu singlehandedly
October 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ok orchestral time is over, back to jingling my colorful plastic keys
October 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
cornifer humming trap remix 10 hours
been picking up hollow knight again in the past few weeks for the first time in ~5-6 years. i've been enjoying it a lot, but it really struck me last night just how stylish the dynamic music is. like it's there for the whole game, but it's so naturally done that i didn't really register it. it good
October 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
finally had some more time to work a little bit more on this. i'm sorry guys i really just need a bass in there with the orchestra instruments. i just really need this right now. i can quit any time i want
October 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
just watched i saw the tv glow for the first time

the entire ending made me feel the specific type of uncomfortable that the mall santa scene from a christmas story made me feel as a kid
October 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
been picking up hollow knight again in the past few weeks for the first time in ~5-6 years. i've been enjoying it a lot, but it really struck me last night just how stylish the dynamic music is. like it's there for the whole game, but it's so naturally done that i didn't really register it. it good
October 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
it's been a minute since i did anything orchestral. shoutout to rain. i wish it was real
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i just watched the homestuck pilot. i enjoyed it! loved the voice acting and the animation. didn't really like how they changed dave's character though. also it was wayyy too fast paced. but i'm interested to see what it will look like if given a full series
September 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
thursdays, am i wrong?

quick reimagining of a short loop i did in april of 2024
September 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
yayyy rhythm doctor 1.0!! i will reiterate that you should play the game. it's like rhythm heaven for Gamers who are also Crazy
glotch.net glotch @glotch.net · Dec 23
went through rhythm doctor and played through the night levels i hadn't done yet. the devs don't give a damn about anyone or anything, and i mean that as a compliment with my full chest. if you've played this game hopefully you know exactly what i mean. truly a crazy video game, that you should play
September 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Reposted by glotch
You hit the button. That's it.

Rhythm Doctor is leaving Early Access on DECEMBER 6TH, 2025!

Save patients with your rhythm mastery, all the way through the final Act and our big finale.

🎵 Trailer directed by @rj.dcellgames.com with VFX by thefinals
September 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
my favorite quote from the anniversary stream for its hyperspecificity and truthfulness
September 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
it's that day of the year again

(repost from last year)
September 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM