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i had fun for most of the time i played through half life because at the end of the day, source engine movement is very fun. there were a lot of times though where they try to subtly tell you how to progress in a clever way, but then it just utterly falls flat and leaves you stuck
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
ALL THE TECH GURUS ARE USING NCSA MOSAIC... IT'S MY GO-TO FOR ALL OF MY MODERN NET SURFING NEEDS
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT WHEN YOU VISIT ONE DOT COM, ANOTHER TWO WILL TAKE ITS PLACE... THAT IS THE NATURE OF THIS PLACE CALLED THE "WORLD WIDE NET".
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
peridot is so creature
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
new track today by the way
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
with a bonus ring encompassing 90% of the wheel that says "the mix is non-deterministic on each export somehow"
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
amendment: 50% drums too loud, 49% low end too loud, 1% anything else
October 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
a crazy japanese mascot who's popular for doing crazy japanese mascot things
October 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
tetanus or whatever his name is i didn't play it
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
also i love when you can tell a wikipedia article was written predominantly by one guy. the bulk of the Sears Puerto Rico article was written by a self-described puerto rican retail enthusiast. a beautiful thing, and truly what the internet was made for
October 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
this could be red & yellow if you werent a coward
October 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"guy who bought isat but wants to skip all the dialogue" is a new and frankly alarming type of guy i hadnt considered before
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM