Sammi Stitches
@samstitches.bsky.social
Your source for opinions you didn’t ask for and cat pictures! 🐱 A little bit of this and that. Empathy is my superpower. ❤️ Never MAGA. #resist #liberal #democrat #domesticviolencesurvivor #Resist #mentalHealth #chronicIllness #medicaidForAll
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@samstitches.bsky.social
· Jan 12
I read an article about how being here would destabilize Elno and Zuck so here I am! 😎😁🙋♀️ hello, bluesky world! Happy to be here!
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If I see the phrase “underage women” one more time Imma lose my godamned mind.
A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature
“Underage women” isn’t a thing
Words matter
GIRLS
CHILDREN
Your President raped children
Yay about the government reopening though… I guess
A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature
“Underage women” isn’t a thing
Words matter
GIRLS
CHILDREN
Your President raped children
Yay about the government reopening though… I guess
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If I see the phrase “underage women” one more time Imma lose my godamned mind.
A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature
“Underage women” isn’t a thing
Words matter
GIRLS
CHILDREN
Your President raped children
Yay about the government reopening though… I guess
A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature
“Underage women” isn’t a thing
Words matter
GIRLS
CHILDREN
Your President raped children
Yay about the government reopening though… I guess
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Goodnight
Fuck Matt Gaetz
Fuck Matt Gaetz
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Goodnight
Fuck Matt Gaetz
Fuck Matt Gaetz
My biological clock is ticking and all it’s telling me is I am running out of time to achieve my life goal of adopting ALL the cats…
#goals #biologicalClock #womanHood #jokes #CatsRule
#goals #biologicalClock #womanHood #jokes #CatsRule
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My biological clock is ticking and all it’s telling me is I am running out of time to achieve my life goal of adopting ALL the cats…
#goals #biologicalClock #womanHood #jokes #CatsRule
#goals #biologicalClock #womanHood #jokes #CatsRule
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Trump supporter asks Dean Withers: why is it wrong to rape children? This is where we are folks. 🤷🏻♀️
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Trump supporter asks Dean Withers: why is it wrong to rape children? This is where we are folks. 🤷🏻♀️
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Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
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They totally bought a World Series. 💯 Bring on the MLB salary caps.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They totally bought a World Series. 💯 Bring on the MLB salary caps.
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This 👇👇👇is what I've been saying from the moment they announced their capitulation to the R's.🤬
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This 👇👇👇is what I've been saying from the moment they announced their capitulation to the R's.🤬
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Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
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Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...
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This is such an insane thing to say.
October 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is such an insane thing to say.
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SCOTUS allows for legalized sports gambling in 2018.
Ads for sports betting sites like BetMGM, starring celebs like Kevin Hart and Jamie Foxx, tell millions of people every night to place a bet.
Who would have guessed this would have been a problem?
(Another notch on John Roberts's belt)
Ads for sports betting sites like BetMGM, starring celebs like Kevin Hart and Jamie Foxx, tell millions of people every night to place a bet.
Who would have guessed this would have been a problem?
(Another notch on John Roberts's belt)
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
SCOTUS allows for legalized sports gambling in 2018.
Ads for sports betting sites like BetMGM, starring celebs like Kevin Hart and Jamie Foxx, tell millions of people every night to place a bet.
Who would have guessed this would have been a problem?
(Another notch on John Roberts's belt)
Ads for sports betting sites like BetMGM, starring celebs like Kevin Hart and Jamie Foxx, tell millions of people every night to place a bet.
Who would have guessed this would have been a problem?
(Another notch on John Roberts's belt)
apple.news/ARRFC1AWSS7S...
It’s pretty freakin wild that the NCAA will allow its athletes and coaches to bet on professional sports. A day after reading that article, this news dropped.
🤦♀️🤦♀️
It’s pretty freakin wild that the NCAA will allow its athletes and coaches to bet on professional sports. A day after reading that article, this news dropped.
🤦♀️🤦♀️
Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier arrests escalate sprawling NBA betting scandal — The Athletic
The Athletic has live coverage of the
apple.news
October 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
apple.news/ARRFC1AWSS7S...
It’s pretty freakin wild that the NCAA will allow its athletes and coaches to bet on professional sports. A day after reading that article, this news dropped.
🤦♀️🤦♀️
It’s pretty freakin wild that the NCAA will allow its athletes and coaches to bet on professional sports. A day after reading that article, this news dropped.
🤦♀️🤦♀️
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@ my colleagues: if FWD you do, the attachment comes through. if you click REPLY, the attachment goes bye!!!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
@ my colleagues: if FWD you do, the attachment comes through. if you click REPLY, the attachment goes bye!!!!!!
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they are children throwing a tantrum and it's not working so it's not fun anymore
October 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
they are children throwing a tantrum and it's not working so it's not fun anymore
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George Santos has set up a GoFundMe to help him reassimilate to society. You just enter your credit card number and hope for the best.
October 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
George Santos has set up a GoFundMe to help him reassimilate to society. You just enter your credit card number and hope for the best.
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
the US government has arrived on bluesky
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Cuomo doesn't belong to any party except the party of sex offenders.
October 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Cuomo doesn't belong to any party except the party of sex offenders.
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My passionate but pointless stance is that miracle whip is NOT mayonnaise, it's disgusting, and I personally hate whoever decided that fast food places can use it and call it mayo. You are a LIAR!!!
October 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My passionate but pointless stance is that miracle whip is NOT mayonnaise, it's disgusting, and I personally hate whoever decided that fast food places can use it and call it mayo. You are a LIAR!!!
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The GOP is dismantling public education to turn learning into a commodity.If you can’t pay, your kids don’t learn. Public schools will be defunded, while private Christian academies take your tax dollars to indoctrinate the few they choose to admit. #Voices4Victory #DemVoice1 #USDemocracy #ProudBlue
October 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The GOP is dismantling public education to turn learning into a commodity.If you can’t pay, your kids don’t learn. Public schools will be defunded, while private Christian academies take your tax dollars to indoctrinate the few they choose to admit. #Voices4Victory #DemVoice1 #USDemocracy #ProudBlue
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the lads who tell me there's a crisis of masculinity and we need to be raising boys AS MEEEEEEEEN are notably absent on Saturday mornings as I try to corral six 7 year olds into a coherent team as they compete athletically.
ironically, it's such a sofa-conservatism position
ironically, it's such a sofa-conservatism position
October 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
the lads who tell me there's a crisis of masculinity and we need to be raising boys AS MEEEEEEEEN are notably absent on Saturday mornings as I try to corral six 7 year olds into a coherent team as they compete athletically.
ironically, it's such a sofa-conservatism position
ironically, it's such a sofa-conservatism position