Sam Schilling
samschil.bsky.social
Sam Schilling
@samschil.bsky.social
trails, meadows, bikes, forests, sewing, coffee, old things, little treats
"the moon doesn't play games, it has too much gravitas" - Squeaks
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Snow fasho
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ran the Bass Pro Cohick Half Marathon in Springfield today, what an amazing race!
November 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It's wild how the same people who want Flock cameras "because they stop crime" are against red light and speed cameras. (It's because they want to do those crimes)
October 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Mission accomplished
October 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When I see kids bikes getting thrown away I take them and fix them up, and then give them to neighborhood kids that don't have bikes.
Throwing away bikes is insane.
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Humans are going to run out of metal someday
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Indiana State Police are asking for the public's help finding two critically endangered tortoises stolen from the Indianapolis Zoo earlier this month.
Two endangered tortoises stolen from Indianapolis Zoo
Indiana State Police are asking for the public's help finding two critically endangered tortoises stolen from the Indianapolis Zoo earlier this month.
www.wrtv.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My hot take is that you should be wearing ear pro when you vacuum
October 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Found this video where it says Indianapolis has the 7th widest freeway in the country at 19 lanes wide near the airport, notably the same area where INDOT claimed there ‘wasn’t room to put bus only shoulders’ on the highway

thanks, I hate it here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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The reason the slop machine can put words and punctuation in order at all is because tech bro thieves stole words from people like me and stuck them in there.
October 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I don't want my coffee or washing machine on Wi-Fi.
I don't want to scan a QR code for a menu.
I don't want to share files on OneDrive.
I don't want subscriptions for EVERYTHING.
I don't want an app to check my car's fluid levels.
I don't want Google to know my location before showing results.
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Chewing gum as a performative male trait, tiger?
October 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Has anyone started YIMBY/NIMBY drama about the Whitehouse yet?
October 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
A big FUCK YOU to the Tesla driver with Indiana plate GASTRO who parked like this at Ogle Lake in Brown County State Park yesterday
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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In Indianapolis we let drivers hit and run old ladies walking to the grocery store and do nothing at all.

The mayor will use TIF dollars from her neighborhood to pay for his friends fuck buddy’s project though!
UPDATE: This incident was a hit-and-run. Victim is a 70-year-old female who is injured. She was transported to Eskenazi by medics.

District 13:
Jesse Brown, Councilor (@jesseforindy.bsky.social)

#SafeStreetsIndy #Indianapolis #HoosierSky
October 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Another shaded seating area outside the city county building was removed over the weekend. The picnic area on the east end was removed last year. They took the swings under the awning out a few months ago. Now it was the giant benches closer to Washington/delaware. No free places to exist! Gtfo!
October 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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It's hard to imagine in today's world of super fancy video games, but back in the day people used to get Pac Man Fever so bad that it would literally drive them insane.
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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How do I block all the AI slop? Also so far ai so just made my life 1000000 times more annoying.
October 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Sorry, I'll be busy watching the Puppy Bowl
October 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I'm Whitey Bulger and this is Jackass
October 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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The bad kind of parasocial enemy to have is a stranger you hate because of their political posts. The good kind of parasocial enemy to have is a stranger you hate because they’re also on Strava and run in the little park by your apartment and log faster segments, eat shit Francois you motherfucker
October 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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#MSH45 | Richard Lasher
You've been at a job long enough to know a decent colleague to chat with.

The more you get to know them, the more they share. What's fact or fiction? You don't know, but you listen.

Then there's one story that's so over the top—a bona fide lie. But then, a photo appears.
October 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Jumpscared by my own pee because I forgot I took a B vitamin earlier
October 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM