Howie’s Everything Club
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Wildlife biologist, dabbler in science communication, ok at yoyo
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Silly cats you act like you’ve never been fed before
Later
Is it noon yet I’m literally starving
Later
Is it noon yet I’m literally starving
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Silly cats you act like you’ve never been fed before
Later
Is it noon yet I’m literally starving
Later
Is it noon yet I’m literally starving
The Cambridge Dictionary word of the year is smolbeanification let’s all hear it for smolbeanification
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The Cambridge Dictionary word of the year is smolbeanification let’s all hear it for smolbeanification
Sorry for the misunderstanding I was not giving you the cold shoulder that’s the warm shoulder. I want to be little spoon
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sorry for the misunderstanding I was not giving you the cold shoulder that’s the warm shoulder. I want to be little spoon
It can be a euphemism though
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It can be a euphemism though
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You probably saw videos of a nighttime raid in Chicago. Agents rappelling from a helicopter, bursting down doors, questioning brown-skinned immigrants.
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
“I Lost Everything”: Venezuelans Were Rounded Up in a Dramatic Midnight Raid but Never Charged With a Crime
Authorities said Tren de Aragua “terrorists” had taken over the building. A ProPublica investigation found little evidence to back up the government’s claims. For the first time, the Venezuelans arres...
www.propublica.org
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
You probably saw videos of a nighttime raid in Chicago. Agents rappelling from a helicopter, bursting down doors, questioning brown-skinned immigrants.
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
The gay cardinals joke every Christmas is funny but also it’s not weird at all to see male cardinals palling around during the winter. They’re just bros and maybe they kiss sometimes but strictly as homies
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The gay cardinals joke every Christmas is funny but also it’s not weird at all to see male cardinals palling around during the winter. They’re just bros and maybe they kiss sometimes but strictly as homies
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Was putting my face on and missed a call from my dad. Saw this text and called him back. (This is a nice story. Also his name is not Bob. That’s what the grandkids call him. Long and unrelated story.)
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Was putting my face on and missed a call from my dad. Saw this text and called him back. (This is a nice story. Also his name is not Bob. That’s what the grandkids call him. Long and unrelated story.)
Guys will be like how am I supposed to know what my wife wants if she doesn’t tell me and then berate a coworker for not anticipating the client’s needs
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Guys will be like how am I supposed to know what my wife wants if she doesn’t tell me and then berate a coworker for not anticipating the client’s needs
At 3 am Gordon Gano remembers what 8 was for. He speaks it aloud into the still darkness. The apocalypse begins
October 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
At 3 am Gordon Gano remembers what 8 was for. He speaks it aloud into the still darkness. The apocalypse begins
I won’t be interested until they add cities knights and seafarers
The deal will include an undisclosed number of film and television projects, both live-action and animated.
Netflix Strikes Deal To Develop ‘Catan’ Game Into Film And Television Projects
The deal will include an undisclosed number of film and television projects, both live-action and animated.
www.forbes.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I won’t be interested until they add cities knights and seafarers
“Why do you love birds so much?”
Good question I think it all started when at a formative time in my adolescence I saw a movie in which Michelle Pfeiffer was a red-tailed hawk
“Then why cats?”
Ok you’re not going to believe this
Good question I think it all started when at a formative time in my adolescence I saw a movie in which Michelle Pfeiffer was a red-tailed hawk
“Then why cats?”
Ok you’re not going to believe this
October 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“Why do you love birds so much?”
Good question I think it all started when at a formative time in my adolescence I saw a movie in which Michelle Pfeiffer was a red-tailed hawk
“Then why cats?”
Ok you’re not going to believe this
Good question I think it all started when at a formative time in my adolescence I saw a movie in which Michelle Pfeiffer was a red-tailed hawk
“Then why cats?”
Ok you’re not going to believe this
Just want to recapture the awe of seeing the Prince of Persia sprite running for the first time
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Just want to recapture the awe of seeing the Prince of Persia sprite running for the first time
I keep seeing that guys overwhelmingly only post themselves with sunglasses on dating apps and that simply could not be me have you seen these peepers
October 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I keep seeing that guys overwhelmingly only post themselves with sunglasses on dating apps and that simply could not be me have you seen these peepers
An account of riverine and riparian thirst traps called Only Alluvial Fans
October 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
An account of riverine and riparian thirst traps called Only Alluvial Fans
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as someone who was a teenage girl on the internet, i think making AI-generated revenge porn of a minor should get you the electric chair actually
it's 30 years later and this still happens.
October 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
as someone who was a teenage girl on the internet, i think making AI-generated revenge porn of a minor should get you the electric chair actually
Adventure stories usually start with an unsustainable situation waiting for an inciting event. For example Walter white had to eat turkey bacon
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Adventure stories usually start with an unsustainable situation waiting for an inciting event. For example Walter white had to eat turkey bacon
The monster mash isn’t actually the song. Boring joke. “Everybody” start doing the locomotion before the song came out you ding dongs. The cops in the donut shops didn’t walk like Egyptians spontaneously. Be absolutely serious
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The monster mash isn’t actually the song. Boring joke. “Everybody” start doing the locomotion before the song came out you ding dongs. The cops in the donut shops didn’t walk like Egyptians spontaneously. Be absolutely serious
Next time you get scared of Portland imagine Ramona Geraldine Quimby laughing at you while she walks down Klickitat street to the library, roller skates and bananas in her backpack
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Next time you get scared of Portland imagine Ramona Geraldine Quimby laughing at you while she walks down Klickitat street to the library, roller skates and bananas in her backpack
Big dam energy
August 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Big dam energy
