Saying, "Sorry this is so long!!" at the end of a 2-minute voice note with someone who is not one of the handful of people I regularly send 10-minute voice notes to.
July 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Saying, "Sorry this is so long!!" at the end of a 2-minute voice note with someone who is not one of the handful of people I regularly send 10-minute voice notes to.
funny how so much of working in an office is finding a civil way to say, "you fucking child, fine, whatever, I'll just do it."
June 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
funny how so much of working in an office is finding a civil way to say, "you fucking child, fine, whatever, I'll just do it."
"I'm just not that fussed about it" —me, on a thing I'm extremely fussed about
May 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
"I'm just not that fussed about it" —me, on a thing I'm extremely fussed about
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Note: Vote to Withhold on *all* candidates - even the new one is anti-labor.
March 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Note: Vote to Withhold on *all* candidates - even the new one is anti-labor.
I did not have "incest love triangle" on my White Lotus season 3 bingo card
February 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I did not have "incest love triangle" on my White Lotus season 3 bingo card
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I did this just now and it worked.
I did this just now and it worked.
February 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I did this just now and it worked.
I did this just now and it worked.
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Still thinking about the wasted older dude walking down Passyunk early this morning, alternating between singing "Fly Eagles Fly" and "Who Let the Dogs Out" except as "Where is my dog at! Woof woof woof woof"
January 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Still thinking about the wasted older dude walking down Passyunk early this morning, alternating between singing "Fly Eagles Fly" and "Who Let the Dogs Out" except as "Where is my dog at! Woof woof woof woof"
"I like that movie from the other day—No Place for Bad Guys."
—my father, after rewatching No Country for Old Men
—my father, after rewatching No Country for Old Men
January 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"I like that movie from the other day—No Place for Bad Guys."
—my father, after rewatching No Country for Old Men
—my father, after rewatching No Country for Old Men
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happy whatever fucking day it is
December 25, 2024 at 9:18 PM
happy whatever fucking day it is
Watching my niece this week and forcing a mention of "her parents" into every casual interaction with a stranger, like a hot girl dropping "my boyfriend," to avoid stolen parental valor.
December 22, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Watching my niece this week and forcing a mention of "her parents" into every casual interaction with a stranger, like a hot girl dropping "my boyfriend," to avoid stolen parental valor.
Dog training podcasts I've been ignoring for the past few months, it's your time to shine
My apologies to all the political podcasts I usually have because there’s no way I’m listening to them for a few months but congratulations to all the podcasts where guys review old episodes of TJ Hooker or various menu items at the Cheesecake Factory because you’re in the queue
November 10, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Dog training podcasts I've been ignoring for the past few months, it's your time to shine
My neighborhood had a silly noise violation issue (impossibly loud generator running on the roof of a nearby business), and while the sleep-disruption aspect of it post-election was not great, it was nice to have a small, attainable goal to channel our grief into and band together to achieve.
November 8, 2024 at 3:40 PM
My neighborhood had a silly noise violation issue (impossibly loud generator running on the roof of a nearby business), and while the sleep-disruption aspect of it post-election was not great, it was nice to have a small, attainable goal to channel our grief into and band together to achieve.
I'm reading a book about old-time mining and the job seems to be mostly about drinking coffee, cursing, and doing foolhardy shit, and I think I missed my calling.
November 8, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I'm reading a book about old-time mining and the job seems to be mostly about drinking coffee, cursing, and doing foolhardy shit, and I think I missed my calling.
Watching Firestarter. It's a fucking vibe, but makes me wonder: did they not have Stop Drop and Roll in the 80s?
October 20, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Watching Firestarter. It's a fucking vibe, but makes me wonder: did they not have Stop Drop and Roll in the 80s?
My first 20-mile training run last week did not go so well, but my second go at it today was much better! (You can tell because this time, I didn't recite the Litany Against Fear to myself even once!)
September 22, 2024 at 7:47 PM
My first 20-mile training run last week did not go so well, but my second go at it today was much better! (You can tell because this time, I didn't recite the Litany Against Fear to myself even once!)
Spending a lot of time running lately thinking about what I could throw at people's windshields to get them to take a passing glance at me before I try to cross the street.
August 13, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Spending a lot of time running lately thinking about what I could throw at people's windshields to get them to take a passing glance at me before I try to cross the street.
The Olympics rule because I just turn them on and suddenly I'm watching something that looks like dog agility but it's men in kayaks dodging around the poles.
July 29, 2024 at 2:20 PM
The Olympics rule because I just turn them on and suddenly I'm watching something that looks like dog agility but it's men in kayaks dodging around the poles.
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Gina Gershon in the Criterion Closet:
July 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Gina Gershon in the Criterion Closet:
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I'm a single issue voter and the single issue is this
July 22, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I'm a single issue voter and the single issue is this
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This summer I will be supporting the Mongolian Olympic team because this is their uniform and it is a thousand times better than anything Nike has ever made.
July 15, 2024 at 8:36 PM
This summer I will be supporting the Mongolian Olympic team because this is their uniform and it is a thousand times better than anything Nike has ever made.
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holy shit did people know this????
July 4, 2024 at 5:40 PM
holy shit did people know this????
Helped a woman from my gym move a bunch of furniture and when she offered to pay me, I had a hard time explaining that I genuinely just like carrying things and feeling strong.
Like isn't the whole point of lifting the high of casually hoisting something heavy in day to day life?
Like isn't the whole point of lifting the high of casually hoisting something heavy in day to day life?
June 27, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Helped a woman from my gym move a bunch of furniture and when she offered to pay me, I had a hard time explaining that I genuinely just like carrying things and feeling strong.
Like isn't the whole point of lifting the high of casually hoisting something heavy in day to day life?
Like isn't the whole point of lifting the high of casually hoisting something heavy in day to day life?