SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥
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Recovering Alzheimer's caregiver, screenwriter in training, film editor, audio eng, general technologist, tech author. 2006 Time Magazine PotY. BSKY#1,040,838 [Please, 🚫Starter Packs]
Today's mental status, wheels spinning in sand pretty much sums it up.
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Today's mental status, wheels spinning in sand pretty much sums it up.
This is a bizarre retrospective format. I can't stop laughing!
Three seconds from every episode of Star Trek The Next Generation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_fj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_fj...
3 Seconds of Every Star Trek: TNG Episode
YouTube video by SentinelOfSomething
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is a bizarre retrospective format. I can't stop laughing!
So, not The Onion, but it should be.
"lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers." made me snort, as if Kim Kardashian was in any way supposed to be "very smart," "dedicated," or that she's a "people."
"lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers." made me snort, as if Kim Kardashian was in any way supposed to be "very smart," "dedicated," or that she's a "people."
Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
So, not The Onion, but it should be.
"lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers." made me snort, as if Kim Kardashian was in any way supposed to be "very smart," "dedicated," or that she's a "people."
"lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers." made me snort, as if Kim Kardashian was in any way supposed to be "very smart," "dedicated," or that she's a "people."
Why'd it take me so long to think of this? You want to kill fruit flies? Use proper bait!
It sounded like a Chinese New Year party for a bit and then the popping stopped. I think I got them all, finally.
It sounded like a Chinese New Year party for a bit and then the popping stopped. I think I got them all, finally.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why'd it take me so long to think of this? You want to kill fruit flies? Use proper bait!
It sounded like a Chinese New Year party for a bit and then the popping stopped. I think I got them all, finally.
It sounded like a Chinese New Year party for a bit and then the popping stopped. I think I got them all, finally.
Can we please require a functional human level intelligence test of some sort?!? And administered on camera!
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Can we please require a functional human level intelligence test of some sort?!? And administered on camera!
Please stop shooting videos with a lavalier microphone IN YOUR HAND. It's just insulting to the memory of Avery Robert Lavalier and all the work he did to free up our hands of cumbersome sound transducers when shooting videos in 1924!!!
No need to fact check me on any of this.
No need to fact check me on any of this.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Please stop shooting videos with a lavalier microphone IN YOUR HAND. It's just insulting to the memory of Avery Robert Lavalier and all the work he did to free up our hands of cumbersome sound transducers when shooting videos in 1924!!!
No need to fact check me on any of this.
No need to fact check me on any of this.
Odd stray memory of the moment.
My grandma, dad's mom, loved to put ketchup on her scrambled eggs.
No reason for that to suddenly pop into my head. She died in 2012. We all found that profoundly weird about her.
My grandma, dad's mom, loved to put ketchup on her scrambled eggs.
No reason for that to suddenly pop into my head. She died in 2012. We all found that profoundly weird about her.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Odd stray memory of the moment.
My grandma, dad's mom, loved to put ketchup on her scrambled eggs.
No reason for that to suddenly pop into my head. She died in 2012. We all found that profoundly weird about her.
My grandma, dad's mom, loved to put ketchup on her scrambled eggs.
No reason for that to suddenly pop into my head. She died in 2012. We all found that profoundly weird about her.
Anybody ever get notices that your account is temp suspended in here, but you're not? Trolling for logins. I think scammers are scamming today, cuz my "suspended account" just posted this message just fine. Nice try.
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Anybody ever get notices that your account is temp suspended in here, but you're not? Trolling for logins. I think scammers are scamming today, cuz my "suspended account" just posted this message just fine. Nice try.
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I would normally not share anything christmasy in November.
However, this one gets a pass!
You'll be singing it all the way through til we get a new president.
Volume👆🏽👆🏽
You won't be disappointed!
#SheShed
However, this one gets a pass!
You'll be singing it all the way through til we get a new president.
Volume👆🏽👆🏽
You won't be disappointed!
#SheShed
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I would normally not share anything christmasy in November.
However, this one gets a pass!
You'll be singing it all the way through til we get a new president.
Volume👆🏽👆🏽
You won't be disappointed!
#SheShed
However, this one gets a pass!
You'll be singing it all the way through til we get a new president.
Volume👆🏽👆🏽
You won't be disappointed!
#SheShed
They're changing the rules on credit cards so now having the VISA/MC logo won't be enough for your card to be accepted. Places will be able to say they only accept cards from certain vendors. So your Amazon Visa may not be accepted at Home Depot. I think they want every store collecting interest.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
They're changing the rules on credit cards so now having the VISA/MC logo won't be enough for your card to be accepted. Places will be able to say they only accept cards from certain vendors. So your Amazon Visa may not be accepted at Home Depot. I think they want every store collecting interest.
Googling someone I went to HS with back in the day and realized my eyes are jumping from white hair to white hair as being the more plausible picture match than the blondes and brunettes.
That's not fun. Everybody needs to stop getting so old so fast.
That's not fun. Everybody needs to stop getting so old so fast.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Googling someone I went to HS with back in the day and realized my eyes are jumping from white hair to white hair as being the more plausible picture match than the blondes and brunettes.
That's not fun. Everybody needs to stop getting so old so fast.
That's not fun. Everybody needs to stop getting so old so fast.
Reposted by SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Can Dick Cheney die again? I feel like I want more joy today. That was nice to wake up to the other day. A bird chirped.
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Can Dick Cheney die again? I feel like I want more joy today. That was nice to wake up to the other day. A bird chirped.
Whoever finds a way to genetically modify an existing tree to make it stop generating acorns will be a very wealthy person. The knocking on the roof is intensifying.
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Whoever finds a way to genetically modify an existing tree to make it stop generating acorns will be a very wealthy person. The knocking on the roof is intensifying.
Fingers crossed! 🤞🍀
You ever heard of "dummymandering?"
The GOP might be about to find out what that means.
youtube.com/shorts/Zz5cE...
The GOP might be about to find out what that means.
youtube.com/shorts/Zz5cE...
Dummymandering: How gerrymandering could backfire on Republicans
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Fingers crossed! 🤞🍀
Has the BSKY chat icon always had that blue dot on it? Because, if so, today my brain has decided my eyes need to keep jumping to it to see what the notification dot is about. Was it there yesterday? I know I'm losing my mind, but usually the symptoms are more subtle.
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Has the BSKY chat icon always had that blue dot on it? Because, if so, today my brain has decided my eyes need to keep jumping to it to see what the notification dot is about. Was it there yesterday? I know I'm losing my mind, but usually the symptoms are more subtle.
It really should be illegal to sell a clock that doesn't keep up with DST anymore. Whether you set it by the naval observatory radio signal, cellular, or an internet hit to an NTP, clocks being wrong is a 20th century problem that shouldn't exist anymore.
Yes. I keep finding more clocks to change.
Yes. I keep finding more clocks to change.
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It really should be illegal to sell a clock that doesn't keep up with DST anymore. Whether you set it by the naval observatory radio signal, cellular, or an internet hit to an NTP, clocks being wrong is a 20th century problem that shouldn't exist anymore.
Yes. I keep finding more clocks to change.
Yes. I keep finding more clocks to change.
Can we sue the GOP for elder abuse? I mean, they're taking advantage of a senile old man, getting him to pardon people he doesn't know, signing executive orders he knows nothing about. This is presidential identity theft!
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Can we sue the GOP for elder abuse? I mean, they're taking advantage of a senile old man, getting him to pardon people he doesn't know, signing executive orders he knows nothing about. This is presidential identity theft!
Excellent point! Most litigious president ever won't touch that 3rd rail for some reason.
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Excellent point! Most litigious president ever won't touch that 3rd rail for some reason.
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Are you really a witch if you’re not anti capitalist and pro body liberation? Cause that’s a requirement for this coven 🧙🏻♀️
#dietculture #fatfashion #plussizetshirt
#dietculture #fatfashion #plussizetshirt
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Are you really a witch if you’re not anti capitalist and pro body liberation? Cause that’s a requirement for this coven 🧙🏻♀️
#dietculture #fatfashion #plussizetshirt
#dietculture #fatfashion #plussizetshirt
I think they should assign OCD soldiers to do the flag duties at military funerals. Once that flag is in the frame, the off-ballance placement of those stars isn't going to get any less annoying for the rest of your life.
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I think they should assign OCD soldiers to do the flag duties at military funerals. Once that flag is in the frame, the off-ballance placement of those stars isn't going to get any less annoying for the rest of your life.
Harley Quinn Crutsinger. She's such a cutie.
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Harley Quinn Crutsinger. She's such a cutie.
The name Ruth's Chris Steak House never sat right with me. Now I know that it's named so oddly because Ruth chose that name to keep turning the knife in Chris for being an asshole.
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The name Ruth's Chris Steak House never sat right with me. Now I know that it's named so oddly because Ruth chose that name to keep turning the knife in Chris for being an asshole.
This audiobook... really needs.... to be run through.... a filter to remove.... all of the unnecessary....
....pauses.
I think the performer may have poor O2 levels.
....pauses.
I think the performer may have poor O2 levels.
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This audiobook... really needs.... to be run through.... a filter to remove.... all of the unnecessary....
....pauses.
I think the performer may have poor O2 levels.
....pauses.
I think the performer may have poor O2 levels.
OMG! I just pulled up an audio book. They read the COPYRIGHT page! It's not an AI voice. It's a real person who read a chapter titled Copyright Disclaimer into a microphone! You can just leave the legal threats on the web site. No need to incorporate them into the damn story. LOL!
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
OMG! I just pulled up an audio book. They read the COPYRIGHT page! It's not an AI voice. It's a real person who read a chapter titled Copyright Disclaimer into a microphone! You can just leave the legal threats on the web site. No need to incorporate them into the damn story. LOL!