Or a watch. When the street lights came on, you had about 10 minutes of leeway before you'd better be running for the house or you wouldn't be back out for a bit.

She thinks the moral of The Boy Who Cried Wolf" is "Keep yelling WOLF louder and louder until they stop taking you seriously."

They haven't gone Jame Bond's Metaverse yet. Maybe there's a parallel universe where he was never such a lecherous HR problem.

Ya know, the more he declares the Epstein files a hoax in the spotlight of massive evidence to the contrary, I'm starting to feel like the Russia thing might not have been a hoax either! We should look into that.

Turns out, I had to do an Atari fix. I pulled out the storage chip and blew on it. When I put it back in, it accepted an OS finally. It's 2025! Why am I fixing things by blowing away microscopic dust particles?!?

Made it to Migration Assistant. Waiting for it to unpack yrs of Time Machine backups.

And just like that I jinxed myself. sigh. [whispering] (I will beat you if it's the last thing I do.)

I'm waiting to hear that Trump was contracted to build out Pedo Island in the first place. Founding Daddy. [retch]

"Walking" is pulling a load of extra weight here.

Or that people will buy humanoids at all. I don't want a roommate. I want 10 appliances that can all work at once. Do you want a robot to drive your car or for the car to just drive? This is not what robotics will be.

You don't get to pull out the Rocky just any old time you want! This is like pairing Merlot with Cocoa Puffs.

Insurance companies have no right to exist. They don't even have a reason to exist. Well, stealing money in their reason to exist and that's not a good reason. Kill 'em all. Even that one with the cool dancing grandpa guy. Make insurance a capitalism footnote.

Up to the day mom died, she would say she just wanted to see him in jail. I planned on treating her to a bottle of Cristal Champagne when it happened, but no. She couldn't hold out long enough.

We could... shut everything else down.

I'm surprised Mike's even HEARD of the ACA at all. He has hearing problems with uncomfortable information.

And when he says "our" debt, which our is he referring to? I think it's a much smaller circle than he hopes you think he means.