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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥
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Recovering Alzheimer's caregiver, screenwriter in training, film editor, audio eng, general technologist, tech author. 2006 Time Magazine PotY. BSKY#1,040,838 [Please, 🚫Starter Packs]
Why'd it take me so long to think of this? You want to kill fruit flies? Use proper bait!

It sounded like a Chinese New Year party for a bit and then the popping stopped. I think I got them all, finally.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It won't to away!
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I think they should assign OCD soldiers to do the flag duties at military funerals. Once that flag is in the frame, the off-ballance placement of those stars isn't going to get any less annoying for the rest of your life.
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Harley Quinn Crutsinger. She's such a cutie.
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Awesome!
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I drizzle that shizzle on everything.

Of course I eat the garlic too, but in sauces, the clean liquid is a whole product they should sell itself. Garlic concentrate liquid. I've bought liquid before, but buying this way is so much cheaper, and you get bonus garlic!!!
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Had it even moved? I mean, the light is blinking on the drive, so I know it's working, but Apple has NEVER known what a minute is.
October 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Lie to me baby.
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Be honest. When's the last time you served one of these Party Pizzas at an actual party? Never? I thought so. People have no respect for rules anymore!
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Moon Drop grapes are back in season.
October 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Downloaded an audio filter that had features that you have to subscribe to unlock. So I tried it for the one file and decided to kill the subscription and not use it. Apple has other ideas. The damn button is dead. On phone, desktop, Chrome, Safari, Firefox, Samsung Browser. All fails.
October 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I politely wagged a Sharpie in one hand and my badge in the other. She rolled her eyes a little, smiled, and reached for the pen. In 3 seconds, a line formed behind me.

I tired to get Al Gore's, but his "handlers" had guns and severe resting bitch face.
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The leg that's closest to the edge of the bed where chonky Ava likes to jump up, frequently with knives out. I've learned that flinching makes it worse.
October 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Has anybody ever seen chrome treated bulbs that have the chrome dip on the SIDE instead of the crest of the dome? I have lighting I want to only really throw light sideways, but I'd still like a standard bulb shape in there instead of a weird brick on a screw socket.
October 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
One of my favorite episodes was Hush, which was the opposite of a musical, the one where they all lost their voices by these creepy bastards.
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Aw. I met her at The Live Earth Concert at the NY/NJ location. Got her to sign my badge.
October 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not sure why my last attempt glitched out. Take 2.
October 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
September 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Anybody else get Donny vibes and hear Walter Sobchak's voice every time Hakeem talks?
September 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yup. 10 on texture. 9 on taste, just because I've tasted better so I know it exists. 37/10 on QUANTITY. That thing is a full inch and then some thick. I ate about 7 bites and can't eat any more. Steak burritos are definitely happening soon.
September 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So apparently ChatGPT's stupid errors to simple questions is never going away. They say it's a necessary feature of all LLMs. They're just making statistical guesses about what word goes next, so statistically it will always get it wrong a certain number of times. Made worse by training on bad data.
September 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
In my thread, the post immediately below this thread was this image, which confused me until I figure out it was a post by Barack, not a part of your series. But the dark mode background did match his suit enough to trick me for a second.
September 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I thought I bought moldy tortillas, but it's just the green registration dot in the corner of the bag. Moldy tortillas are not something that happens in this house!
September 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
September 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I promise not to be that guy posting fleshy photos all the time, but I'm starting to see cuts forming. yeah... No idea why my neck does that when I flex my stomach.
September 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM