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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥
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Recovering Alzheimer's caregiver, screenwriter in training, film editor, audio eng, general technologist, tech author. 2006 Time Magazine PotY. BSKY#1,040,838 [Please, 🚫Starter Packs]
Wait. What's there to investigate Bill Clinton about? Didn't Jeffry record the sessions? If there's video, investigation over. You know where Bill lives.
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Anybody want some acorns? I was just using the leaf blower in the yard, and I seem to have more acorns than I'm going to use. Free pickup!
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Venezuela's conflict will be Operation Trump Fucks Kids.
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm really torn between the idea of hiring a personal assistant to help organize the house, and my not wanting to wear clothes. I don't feel like it'd be cool to say "You go the job, but one little hitch. How are you around fleshy, floppy HR violations?"
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
To my friends who have sent me phone numbers of therapists and psychiatrists, thanks, and I do hear you, but have you ever tried procrastination with decimated executive function? It's so comfortable here. There's a nice blue wall to watch. It turns black when you turn the light off.
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
One of my frustrations today is that I'd deleted so much AI through blocking web elements like Google AI BS atop every result page and now I have to set those all up again for the new computer. I wish Apple AI would turn it all off for me and then Epstein itself when done. It's everywhere! Die die!
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oh yeah. I get my 2nd shingles jab on Monday. Yeah, that feels like par for the course. I really needed to get knocked on my ass again.
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Harley is looking at me as if to say, "You do realize I'm a cat and I have no idea what you're saying, right? Cuz you sure are making a lot of noise."
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Does anybody else hear Mandy Patinkin's Spanish accent pop into their heads when Trump says the word "hoax?"

"You keep using that word..."
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Oh, I did weigh in at 206 today, so there's that. New personal best. 3 more pounds and it'll be a full 100 pounds of weight loss over 6 years.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I will say one thing, when I backed up my Mac a month ago when this whole ordeal started, I had a BUNCH OF TABS OPEN! The computer restored every browser tab I had up, which is kind hilarious. It's like a time warp.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Nooo! My Harmony Remote Hub is Mac OS 10.15 or lower! Whaa! I love my Mac having control over everything! It's how I play waves @ nite. I knew this upgrade would have complications, but I'm losing a lot of really useful old friends here. I had high hopes for Logitech when they bought Harmony.

Nah.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man. Jumping from Mac OS 10.15 to Mac OS 26.1 is gonna take some getting used to. Lots of things to turn off. Like A LOT a lot. So, my eGPU? Nah. We don't do that with the Apple Silicon, so bummer. Working on the RAID now. It sees it's plugged in, but not mounting. Not worried. Storage chip is
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Those tiny personal lasagnas just don't do it for me. I mean, the ingredients are all there I guess, but they're only like 4 layers instead of like a 9 or 12 layer pasta cake. I like my lasagna thicc.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm ready to do something that doesn't involve pressing a few buttons and then waiting 4 hours, then press a few buttons and wait 4 hours again. All the waiting sucking the life out of me.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Usually, I work at home with my laptop plugged into large monitors. I only have a laptop at all for location gigs, so most of the time, I use the laptop with the lid closed and a BT keyboard/mouse. Well, I was just working with the laptop in my lap for once and Ava goes and sits on the BT keyboard.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I expect any day now to hear about the pizza parlor in the basement of one of the buildings on Pedo Island so we can finally make that Pizzagate story finally make sense, cuz that one came out of left field. Pedo pizza basement? Huh? But I can see how it could make sense in an accusation=confession.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Now that the cat's coming out of the bag, I wonder if Putin had his own blackmail or if it was "just" the raping children he was holding over him?

Cuz if there's more, we'll take more.

Assuming he's not hiding from Ukrainian strikes in his neighborhood. We can wait.
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Just read that Putin's having to hide from Ukrainian drone strikes now in secret bunkers. Barbarians at the gates. Knock knock.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Is there a betting line on the percentage of redacted to clear text that will be released of the Epstein Files? I feel like they're dumping black paint on the pages tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Dammit. The Sarah McLachlan music got me right in the feels 😭
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We should all start saying "Memento mori!" to Trump as a regular salutation from now on. See how long it takes him to look up what it means.
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I may have finally found how to get this Mac Mini to take the new storage and get out of DFU mode. There's a reason why the Apple Configurator only has 2 stars in the Apple Store. Totally unnecessary for most users to have to go through this crap. It's insulting to customers.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Mac locked up during an OS update last night. So it's going to be like that today, huh?
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This is the first time Mike Johnson has heard of ...
Epstein? Is that his name? Never heard of him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM