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J Rap
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Father. Democrat. “Woke.” Chicago/Evanston. Rhode Island born. GO PATS! Fucking bitch.

Not PROFA.
Pinned
I’ll start. Then please join me:

“Sir, why is every word out of your mouth a lie?”
Does that make Donald Trump AI?
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
One thing is for certain. We need them BOTH!
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Is it time to check the Lolita Express flight logs for a Weiss, B.?
January 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Murphy is all of us.
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
In other news, 42% of Americans polled are ostriches or assholes.
a picture of an ostrich in the desert was animated by dunker k billiha
ALT: a picture of an ostrich in the desert was animated by dunker k billiha
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Pictured: Falling up.
January 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
How soon before Jesse Watters gives Felonius Chunk his hard-earned World’s Most Punchable Face Award?
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Blah blah blah
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
We need BOTH James Talarico and Jasmine Crockett in Congress. How do we (and they) make sure that happens?
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Not so “hot.”
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Yeah who likes custard?
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
That the Dems never seem to conjure these ideas on their own is telling.
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Minnesota NOICE
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Don’t tread on me but tread on thee.

- MAGA
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Yes that is what I mean. Not the existing ones sold by “it.” Our own.
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
They do that anyway. “Paid agitators.”

This isn’t about a narrative.
It’s messaging and optics.
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
No it doesn’t, sadly.
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Idea: Give every protestor and citizen a MAGA hat to wear at all times.

Hard to do I know. But imagine the optics of DHS/ICE brutalizing people wearing those red hats.

Does someone local have the know to make/buy “alternate” MAGA hats in bulk and distribute them across the city?
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Idea: Give every protestor and citizen a MAGA hat to wear at all times.

Hard to do I know. But imagine the optics of DHS/ICE brutalizing people wearing those red hats.

Does someone local have the know to make/buy “alternate” MAGA hats in bulk and distribute them across the city?
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
No one accused them of being intelligent.

Gut tells me, however, that these GI Joe wannabe cosplayers are getting stiffies at the prospect of roughing people up.

So sadly it will continue to happen, but the front page/top post will be some masked oaf in an ICE vest blinding someone in a MAGA hat.
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Exactly. Change the game.
Co-opt what they co-opted to begin with.
America WAS great before Trump.
Now it most definitely needs to be made great again.
And we’re the ones who’ll need to do it.
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
We could make someone on Etsy’s millennium.
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Idea: Give every protestor and citizen a MAGA hat to wear at all times.

Hard to do I know. But imagine the optics of DHS/ICE brutalizing people wearing those red hats.

Does someone local have the know to make/buy “alternate” MAGA hats in bulk and distribute them across the city?
January 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM