Sam Beresford
@samberesford.bsky.social
producer/songwriter, aspiring nepo baby,
winnetka bowling league member
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on lebron’s 40th, ruminations on the passing of time, basketball melancholia, and how you know when it’s time to let go
really loved writing this one. please give it a read/share if you’d be so kind!
www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/d...
really loved writing this one. please give it a read/share if you’d be so kind!
www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/d...
LeBron James at 40: NBA’s brightest star stares down the dying of the light
LeBron James’ birthday on Monday will make him the first NBA player to play in his teens, 20s, 30s and 40s. Knowing when to walk away may be the hardest part of his journey
www.theguardian.com
December 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
on lebron’s 40th, ruminations on the passing of time, basketball melancholia, and how you know when it’s time to let go
really loved writing this one. please give it a read/share if you’d be so kind!
www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/d...
really loved writing this one. please give it a read/share if you’d be so kind!
www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/d...
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the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport
December 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport
elon is undoubtedly the least funny dude on this planet
AOC says we should pass campaign finance reform so everyone can “stop being so scared of what a billionaire man child thinks”.
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
December 20, 2024 at 9:49 PM
elon is undoubtedly the least funny dude on this planet
i thought we confirmed it was ted cruz
56 years ago today, the never-caught Zodiac Killer claimed his first victims.
His identity remains a mystery to this day.
His identity remains a mystery to this day.
December 20, 2024 at 5:48 AM
i thought we confirmed it was ted cruz
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Just popped over to truth social to do the work
December 19, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Just popped over to truth social to do the work
life is weird man
December 19, 2024 at 5:57 AM
life is weird man
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Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
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Satire remains dead.
Ingraham: The instagram posts from nut bag people ..people celebrating. This this is a sickness, honestly, it's so disappointing, but I guess we shouldn't be surprised.. up next, the other big news out of New York, Daniel Penny, a lot of people think he is a hero.
December 10, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Satire remains dead.
“your doctors don’t know what they’re talking about but the money hungry capitalist ghouls know what’s best for you”
December 10, 2024 at 3:45 AM
“your doctors don’t know what they’re talking about but the money hungry capitalist ghouls know what’s best for you”
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"the Claims Adjuster was a mentally ill man with chronic back pain! and he liked pokemon!"
i hate to give the ruling class any tips, but this makes him more, not less relatable
i hate to give the ruling class any tips, but this makes him more, not less relatable
December 10, 2024 at 2:42 AM
"the Claims Adjuster was a mentally ill man with chronic back pain! and he liked pokemon!"
i hate to give the ruling class any tips, but this makes him more, not less relatable
i hate to give the ruling class any tips, but this makes him more, not less relatable
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i make pop music if someone wants to kill me for that like……..ok
When you're gleeful about someone murdered on the street because of who they work for...and don't forget that he was employed by the shareholders...you should be worried about someone deciding that YOU should be killed for who YOU work for.
December 6, 2024 at 6:29 AM
i make pop music if someone wants to kill me for that like……..ok
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United healthcare initially denied coverage for my daughter’s birth because she wasn’t named on the policy at the time of services. This is not a joke, this really happened.
December 5, 2024 at 1:03 AM
United healthcare initially denied coverage for my daughter’s birth because she wasn’t named on the policy at the time of services. This is not a joke, this really happened.
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
it’s kinda crazy how a health insurance ceo got murdered this morning and the instantaneous reaction of the internet was like “fuck yea”
December 5, 2024 at 8:49 AM
it’s kinda crazy how a health insurance ceo got murdered this morning and the instantaneous reaction of the internet was like “fuck yea”
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Hope his ambulance was in network
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Hope his ambulance was in network
when people cheer out loud for the nicole kidman amc thing i get mildly homicidal
December 4, 2024 at 6:03 AM
when people cheer out loud for the nicole kidman amc thing i get mildly homicidal
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“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
December 2, 2024 at 6:19 PM
“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
i bought a ticket to a clipper game once where’s my tribute video
Russell Westbrook tribute video from the LA Clippers
December 2, 2024 at 3:26 AM
i bought a ticket to a clipper game once where’s my tribute video
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The Lion King is probably my favorite movie about running away from your problems until you’re strong enough to kill your uncle.
November 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
The Lion King is probably my favorite movie about running away from your problems until you’re strong enough to kill your uncle.
thursday felt like a saturday, yesterday felt like a sunday, today also feels like a sunday, tomorrow is sunday
November 30, 2024 at 10:15 PM
thursday felt like a saturday, yesterday felt like a sunday, today also feels like a sunday, tomorrow is sunday